Saturday, November 03, 2007
Week 9?
Didn't think so. It's been nice knowing you. WDYL is out like Koala Yummies. But I guess if it has to end it only makes sense to do so on a Bears bye week.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Week 8
Ok, school is really putting a damper on Taco's WDYL style... WHat the farf.
Here are my weak (again) picks:
4- B'cos over Cheese
3- Bolts
2 -Men in England
1 -Browns against winless Rams
Bonus - Mophats against Tim in NHL 95.
Here are my weak (again) picks:
4- B'cos over Cheese
3- Bolts
2 -Men in England
1 -Browns against winless Rams
Bonus - Mophats against Tim in NHL 95.
Friday, October 26, 2007
BUTTrrr 8
If only I could pick the Bears every week. You DON'T like da Bears? Well f you...
4) BRONCS over pak. I really need them to win, or more so, for the pak to lose. But, it appears the pak only lose during Brett Farve personal tragedies
3) PATz over skinnie dippers. The big question will be if this is the week Belicheck "brings sexy back."
2) GIANTS over fins. This time Ace Ventura won't save the dolphin in time, and they'll lay down in the UK this time
1) POOPS crap on the rams. The rams gaurantee a win... that means they'll be seeing brown, as in the color of s%*t
Now it's time to sit back, let your thoughts drift to Falcor, light up a stoagie and enjoy the week's action:
4) BRONCS over pak. I really need them to win, or more so, for the pak to lose. But, it appears the pak only lose during Brett Farve personal tragedies
3) PATz over skinnie dippers. The big question will be if this is the week Belicheck "brings sexy back."
2) GIANTS over fins. This time Ace Ventura won't save the dolphin in time, and they'll lay down in the UK this time
1) POOPS crap on the rams. The rams gaurantee a win... that means they'll be seeing brown, as in the color of s%*t
Now it's time to sit back, let your thoughts drift to Falcor, light up a stoagie and enjoy the week's action:
Sunday, October 21, 2007
week 7
following suit here:
4 - colts win, yeah!
3 - skins over cards
2 - giants over 9ers
1 - s-hawks over rammies
4 - colts win, yeah!
3 - skins over cards
2 - giants over 9ers
1 - s-hawks over rammies
Saturday, October 20, 2007
7
Ok so Taco was out last week and maybe he missed the memo that no one is picking this week as I see only one post... But I'm going to get mine anyway. I have no idea if there is a pick em game or not, but I will follow suit with the last pick, and being that it is Sunday morning and I have to be at church in 20 min, my picks will once again lack in the creativity dept.
4 - Horses over Northern Florida vicious cats
3 - Steel workers on the road against B'cos
2 - Bungles at home against the planes
1 - Vikes on the road big upset aganst the men.
4 - Horses over Northern Florida vicious cats
3 - Steel workers on the road against B'cos
2 - Bungles at home against the planes
1 - Vikes on the road big upset aganst the men.
Weak Slevin
4) CULTS over the haguars. David Ga-Tard leads the rest of the smack-tards in a losing effort that makes a Byron Leftwich interview seem intelligent. CULT leader Peyton will light up the board like usual in another key victory for commericalization.
3) CATTLE-jerks over the purple. What I wouldn't give to have Mike Tice back for a post game interview or two. Maybe just a few words of the wise, a leg injury, or best yet a televised game of LOTR Risk between Tice and Parcells. Seriously, it's about that time of year for a Vikings collapse. A season without it is like a trip to Arby's without the secret sauce.
2) STEALERZ over the john elway car dealerships. Is it possible Tomlin charmed "the chin" over a nice dinner w/ pie at Bakers Square to get a hold of his super-secret-how-to-win-playbook? I hate to gossip, but...
1) BEARS over an andy ried timeout for donuts. You heard it here first: Griese gets hurt in the first quarter and Rex comes in to light up the scoreboard. Then, next week he throws 4 INTS forcing Lovie flee the country hiding in a freight truck bound for Panama.
Normally at this point in the rant I turn the discussion to Sci-Fi. I would probably find some way to bring up Falcor, the Force, hoverboards, maybe David Bowie's staring role in Labrinth, or Magneto. I could even make fun of Mokena, men's capri or the metric system. I think rather than a rant, I'll just repectfully submit this picture and let it do the talking:
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Toe to Toe - week 6
I'll go toe to toe with you Modular. We're talking same games this week. So here goes.
4 - Chefs over Bungles
3 - I also love the Bears over the Vikes
2 - Bolts over the LA Raiders
1 - Also the Pats over the Boys
All comes down to pick em game
4 - Chefs over Bungles
3 - I also love the Bears over the Vikes
2 - Bolts over the LA Raiders
1 - Also the Pats over the Boys
All comes down to pick em game
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Seizure
Yeah, I just quickly grabbed my tongue before it got too rough there. The pink remains the bane of my existence. I'm over it, though. I'm submitting pics and you guys think I'm more loyal than Brown. While I haven't really won yet, perhaps I squeaked in a win early on the season, I'm thrilled to be part of these on-line moments together. It might seem a bit artificial, but this is where community is finest.
Enough (Warren) sap. Here are my kick a&^ picks. Bring it on, Hawoiukks:
(4) I'm going Cinn City over bbq-ville. Caron will surely "take it to go!" (That's for my Chicago boyz!)
(3) Eagles over the Jets
(2) Ravens over Warner's wife
(1) Miami is going to be covered in Miami "Brown" INK! Browns big over Fins. Let's just say they're going to be serving brown dolphin soup in Cleveland on Sunday. Snap!
MoPhats - Week 6
4 - Bungles over Chefs
3 - Bears over Purple Girls
2 - Packers over Skins
1 - Browns over Phins
MoPhats OUT
3 - Bears over Purple Girls
2 - Packers over Skins
1 - Browns over Phins
MoPhats OUT
Friday, October 12, 2007
Butter - sixx
4) CINNCI over kfc. In this game a record is set as a horse scores a touchdown for the first time in NFL history. It happens because Palmer mistakes the horse's face for TJ Houshmanzlaeindfnk.
3) RAVS over stl by the margin of a knife stabbing.
2) SEAchickens over the saints by the margin of a hurricane katrina sobb story
1) CARDS over Pats by the margin of a David Carr sack fumble: rinsed, dryed, and repeated
3) RAVS over stl by the margin of a knife stabbing.
2) SEAchickens over the saints by the margin of a hurricane katrina sobb story
1) CARDS over Pats by the margin of a David Carr sack fumble: rinsed, dryed, and repeated
Mod - Week 6
It feels right playing Von Kas this week. I'm sure the Von is looking for some revenge after getting his rear kicked by me in fantasy football, but I'm gonna bring it big time this week.
I love the Bears over the Vikings!
It's a good time to be a Bears fan in Minnesota. Vikings are already talking 2008 draft and the Bears are just off a huge win against the Packers. Lovie Smith is now 4-0 against the Packers at Lambeau. He is also 3-0 against the Vikings at Soldiers Field. I don't see any way the Vikings pull this one off. Besides Adrian Peterson, there isn't one player I would take on the Vikings over the Bears opening season lineup. That says something there in regards to where the Vikings are right now.
It's the battle of the QB's with celebrity babes. Tom has already been with two celebrity women so he comes out on top. Plus, he's also been with a goat. I don't think Tony likes animals.... yet.
I love the Bengals over the Chiefs.
If these guys love the Bengals, then I love the Bengals.
I love the Bears over the Vikings!
It's a good time to be a Bears fan in Minnesota. Vikings are already talking 2008 draft and the Bears are just off a huge win against the Packers. Lovie Smith is now 4-0 against the Packers at Lambeau. He is also 3-0 against the Vikings at Soldiers Field. I don't see any way the Vikings pull this one off. Besides Adrian Peterson, there isn't one player I would take on the Vikings over the Bears opening season lineup. That says something there in regards to where the Vikings are right now.
I love the Bolts over the Raidahs.
Do you think the picture to the left is porn to Ron Jaworski?
Do you think the picture to the left is porn to Ron Jaworski?
I love the Patriots over the over-rated Cowboys!
It's the battle of the QB's with celebrity babes. Tom has already been with two celebrity women so he comes out on top. Plus, he's also been with a goat. I don't think Tony likes animals.... yet.
Monday, October 08, 2007
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Ohhhh yeah!
4 - Lions over Skinnys
3 - Pats over Browns
2 - Chicago over Pack
1 - Giants over Jets
Boring? Yes, very. Here's me putting on my snowboard, though.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
MoPhats - Week 5
4 - Skins over Lions
3 - Pats over Browns
2 - Colts over TB
1 - Boys over Bills
Peter... Vik is looking for a new lawyer, you in? Start that career off with a bang.
Week 5
Ok so this is going to be another bad week for Taco, he's been traveling a bit this weekend, and its late on Sat night so... Another week of Mophats pics, but let me tell you that Minnehaha references will be back, and they'll be back soon.
4 - I love the Skins at home to take out the Kitties
3 - I love the Saints to get it together this week at home against Carolina.
2 - I love the Bills to upset the Cowboys
1 - I love the Jags bring K.C. back to earth
4 - I love the Skins at home to take out the Kitties
3 - I love the Saints to get it together this week at home against Carolina.
2 - I love the Bills to upset the Cowboys
1 - I love the Jags bring K.C. back to earth
Friday, October 05, 2007
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition (aka the save our magazine project)
This is a particularly exciteresting week because I'm taking on Timothy David Brown, professional code jockey. I'm going to take this opportunity to open up the rant floodgates a little. I think I'm going to take on the Black Egg personally due to the fact that he probably doesn't even read rants (see last week's no-show), he wears glasses ( a sign of weakness), he writes code for a living (another sign of weakness), he plays in a band (which is pretty hot), he is the most competitive person in the world.
I think it's only appropo to open things up with a little Corey Paus talk. For those who aren't familiar he was the star quarterback at Lincoln-Way High School. Let's just say Tim was on a first name basis with him. They even had their first Virginia Slims cigarette together. Corey wooed the college scouts and went on to play QB at UCLA. After a modest career he peaked at every child's dream job... practice squad QB for the Chicago Bears. Since he became a Bear he changed his name to Corey Paws, because it sounds more x-menish. The years flew by and the love between Tim and Corey grew. After countless games of LOTR Risk and Starcraft, the bond was complete and Corey was the best man in Tim's wedding. He got hammered and made a really embarassing best man speech about the time they went on a double date to see Air Bud and accidentally forgot which side their dates were sitting on and kissed each other. As the years went by Corey found it difficult to keep his pretigous job as a Bear's squad QB and opted for cyborg surgery. Black Egg even wrote the code for his infra-red eye logic, it has a special feature that automatically locates the check-down receiver. With Corey's new abitilies he and Egg formed a crime fighting duo, Egg fights using boomerangs shaped like N64 controllers. Legend has it that the duo is still intact today. It is said that when Egg is spotted on a sunny day the shadow below him is not his own, but that of Cyborg Unit Corey Paws.
4) LEONs over the 4skins. The skinnies have come the closest ever to prefecting invisibility as they have the most unremarkable team people can't remember. Make sense? Didn't think so.
After Egg, the second most competitive person in history is my little brother (codenamed Mr. Hat) at age 8. There came a time when Hat prefected his abilities at a great N64 game called NFL BLITZ. So fate would have it that Egg faced Hat in Blitz. On that day Mr. Hat mercilessly slaughtered Egg in that game and then ran up the score. So bewildered was Egg that he began a rigorous practice regiment to the song "eye of the tiger" by Survivor, in hopes to one day defeat the child. So it came to pass that Egg fixed fate to once again play the boy, and went on to defeat him. For the next few hours the Egg could be spotted with that cocky smile gloating to himself over the victory. I must admit that though I'm ranting, I think we all love him for that.
3) THE BELICHIX in cutoff jean shorts, a red flydanna (that's a bandanna with a flap for a mullet) and "Top Gun" sunglasses over the poopsicles
Hey Egg! I'm callin you out! Where are you? I guess you're much busy to read blogs. Pick up the phone... you're fired. If we were playing risk right now I know exactly what you'd do. You would load up armies and try to take Australia. How predictable, I think you'd lose to Ed Hochuli's bicep in Risk. Bring it!
2) PEYTON CULTS over chuckies buccies. This will be a game that's almost as much fun as arena football, nose hair trimmers, bye weeks, wnba preseason, michael vick breaking news, hair moles, and drinking Zima
Here's a random thought. How cool would it be to see the Egg get in an ebonics sound off against Stewart Scott. Better yet the Buffet. We've all seen Scotts clips where he pulls out his street slang. I don't know about you, but a black guy named Stewart as a street spewin gangster? I'm buyin it.
1) DA GRIESE BEARS over the run-it first farves. This game'll be more fun than a pizza buffet. I pick the bears not because i'm a bears homer, but because I'm so forward thinking that I only pick teams that have coaches with cool names like Lovie, Dungy or that still understand the value of the hooded sweatshirt.
Now my list of random:
Falcor, running sandels, Jeff Garcia, Kia cars, foot hair, baby carrots, Canada, Steve Martin movies, NBA dress code, TV chanels that advertise themselves (you're already watching), marching bands, people who think they're fooling the world with their comb-over, Rachael Nichols, trying to walk somewhere in America, Paperboy, Waluigi, sleeping on your stomach because you ran out of toilet paper and used paper towels instead
P.S. Much love Egg, even thought I'm about to dominate you. I'll compete with you at anytime. Bring it Warcraft III, I can't wait to uncover your base with the True Sight spell.
I think it's only appropo to open things up with a little Corey Paus talk. For those who aren't familiar he was the star quarterback at Lincoln-Way High School. Let's just say Tim was on a first name basis with him. They even had their first Virginia Slims cigarette together. Corey wooed the college scouts and went on to play QB at UCLA. After a modest career he peaked at every child's dream job... practice squad QB for the Chicago Bears. Since he became a Bear he changed his name to Corey Paws, because it sounds more x-menish. The years flew by and the love between Tim and Corey grew. After countless games of LOTR Risk and Starcraft, the bond was complete and Corey was the best man in Tim's wedding. He got hammered and made a really embarassing best man speech about the time they went on a double date to see Air Bud and accidentally forgot which side their dates were sitting on and kissed each other. As the years went by Corey found it difficult to keep his pretigous job as a Bear's squad QB and opted for cyborg surgery. Black Egg even wrote the code for his infra-red eye logic, it has a special feature that automatically locates the check-down receiver. With Corey's new abitilies he and Egg formed a crime fighting duo, Egg fights using boomerangs shaped like N64 controllers. Legend has it that the duo is still intact today. It is said that when Egg is spotted on a sunny day the shadow below him is not his own, but that of Cyborg Unit Corey Paws.
4) LEONs over the 4skins. The skinnies have come the closest ever to prefecting invisibility as they have the most unremarkable team people can't remember. Make sense? Didn't think so.
After Egg, the second most competitive person in history is my little brother (codenamed Mr. Hat) at age 8. There came a time when Hat prefected his abilities at a great N64 game called NFL BLITZ. So fate would have it that Egg faced Hat in Blitz. On that day Mr. Hat mercilessly slaughtered Egg in that game and then ran up the score. So bewildered was Egg that he began a rigorous practice regiment to the song "eye of the tiger" by Survivor, in hopes to one day defeat the child. So it came to pass that Egg fixed fate to once again play the boy, and went on to defeat him. For the next few hours the Egg could be spotted with that cocky smile gloating to himself over the victory. I must admit that though I'm ranting, I think we all love him for that.
3) THE BELICHIX in cutoff jean shorts, a red flydanna (that's a bandanna with a flap for a mullet) and "Top Gun" sunglasses over the poopsicles
Hey Egg! I'm callin you out! Where are you? I guess you're much busy to read blogs. Pick up the phone... you're fired. If we were playing risk right now I know exactly what you'd do. You would load up armies and try to take Australia. How predictable, I think you'd lose to Ed Hochuli's bicep in Risk. Bring it!
2) PEYTON CULTS over chuckies buccies. This will be a game that's almost as much fun as arena football, nose hair trimmers, bye weeks, wnba preseason, michael vick breaking news, hair moles, and drinking Zima
Here's a random thought. How cool would it be to see the Egg get in an ebonics sound off against Stewart Scott. Better yet the Buffet. We've all seen Scotts clips where he pulls out his street slang. I don't know about you, but a black guy named Stewart as a street spewin gangster? I'm buyin it.
1) DA GRIESE BEARS over the run-it first farves. This game'll be more fun than a pizza buffet. I pick the bears not because i'm a bears homer, but because I'm so forward thinking that I only pick teams that have coaches with cool names like Lovie, Dungy or that still understand the value of the hooded sweatshirt.
Now my list of random:
Falcor, running sandels, Jeff Garcia, Kia cars, foot hair, baby carrots, Canada, Steve Martin movies, NBA dress code, TV chanels that advertise themselves (you're already watching), marching bands, people who think they're fooling the world with their comb-over, Rachael Nichols, trying to walk somewhere in America, Paperboy, Waluigi, sleeping on your stomach because you ran out of toilet paper and used paper towels instead
P.S. Much love Egg, even thought I'm about to dominate you. I'll compete with you at anytime. Bring it Warcraft III, I can't wait to uncover your base with the True Sight spell.
Tail between Legs
Yeah I know I've been compared to Vinny T. but let me ask you something. Is there anything wrong with Vinny's Testaverde's sub-par returns to the NFL. I mean give the guy credit for loving the game. Time is limited, but I love WDYL. Leggie, I'm calling you out this time. How bout you don't show up one week...just to level the playing field (wait that wouldn't work - frustrated breathe).
Picks are:
4 - Joe Gibbs Nascar over Wayne Fontes obviously
3 - NY over NY - don't even want to guess how many times that stupid joke will be made in Giants Stadium this Sunday, who's gonna win....I like NY in this one...hahaha. Lame, next. I actually pick the Giants over J-E-T-S just to clarify.
2 - Brownies over Pats - You heard it here first. I don't shy away from tough picks.
1 - Chargers over B-cos - They'll Michael "Turn"-er it around
Picks are:
4 - Joe Gibbs Nascar over Wayne Fontes obviously
3 - NY over NY - don't even want to guess how many times that stupid joke will be made in Giants Stadium this Sunday, who's gonna win....I like NY in this one...hahaha. Lame, next. I actually pick the Giants over J-E-T-S just to clarify.
2 - Brownies over Pats - You heard it here first. I don't shy away from tough picks.
1 - Chargers over B-cos - They'll Michael "Turn"-er it around
Mod - Week 5
Oh, I get to play the disappearing Buffet this week. Buffet had a strong showing the first 3 weeks of the year and then went into hibernation. I have a feeling he is going to stay dormant this weekend with it being his birthday and all. I'm calling you out Hometown, let's see some football knowledge.
I love the Skins over the Lions this week.
I'm loving the Titans over the Falcons.
I love the G-Men over their New York brothers.
I love the Cards over the Rams.
I'm dedicating this week to Mophats for actually betting a breakfast with Brown that the Bears will win this Sunday over the Pack. I love the confidence that Fo is showing. And I can't really say I blame Tim for taking this bet.
I love the Skins over the Lions this week.
I'm loving the Titans over the Falcons.
I love the G-Men over their New York brothers.
I love the Cards over the Rams.
I'm dedicating this week to Mophats for actually betting a breakfast with Brown that the Bears will win this Sunday over the Pack. I love the confidence that Fo is showing. And I can't really say I blame Tim for taking this bet.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Mod - week 4
4. Panthers over Bucs
3. Cowboys over Rams
2. Chargers over Chiefs
1. Packers over Vikings
How dare you think I wouldn't show Fomats. I would sign in at my mother's funeral... ok maybe not. But I love WDYL.
3. Cowboys over Rams
2. Chargers over Chiefs
1. Packers over Vikings
How dare you think I wouldn't show Fomats. I would sign in at my mother's funeral... ok maybe not. But I love WDYL.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
MoPhats - Week 4
4 - Panthers over TB - The Bucs are still a joke... A bad joke at that.
3 - Da Bruised Bears over lions - thats right i'm going to say it Griese is going come out of the gates running
2 - Steelers over Cards - Warner at QB, thats no good, plus we get to see his wife in the stands between every play boo yaaa...
1 - Philly over Giants - green is cooler that blue and red, nuff said
So MOD gets to be in Chi town this weekend so he very well could be a no show... i could rant but i do not fear mods picks.
3 - Da Bruised Bears over lions - thats right i'm going to say it Griese is going come out of the gates running
2 - Steelers over Cards - Warner at QB, thats no good, plus we get to see his wife in the stands between every play boo yaaa...
1 - Philly over Giants - green is cooler that blue and red, nuff said
So MOD gets to be in Chi town this weekend so he very well could be a no show... i could rant but i do not fear mods picks.
Butter Week Four
Blokes,
After a solid week I hate to wuss out, but I'm in Prague and I can barely read anything on this computer, nor to I have time to. Anyways, I'm up against Buffet this week and by all calculations he should quit by now. I could probably mail Leg xeroxes of my arse and get away with a win. Without futher delay:
4) PANTS over t-bay
3) COW-ADOLESCENTS over moons-over-my-rammie
2) BOLTS over kfc
1) FORMER-BILL-THE-CHIN-COWERS over "the bears are who we though they were"
Extra Bonus 5) Marty McFly over Biff: past, present or future, or wild west
After a solid week I hate to wuss out, but I'm in Prague and I can barely read anything on this computer, nor to I have time to. Anyways, I'm up against Buffet this week and by all calculations he should quit by now. I could probably mail Leg xeroxes of my arse and get away with a win. Without futher delay:
4) PANTS over t-bay
3) COW-ADOLESCENTS over moons-over-my-rammie
2) BOLTS over kfc
1) FORMER-BILL-THE-CHIN-COWERS over "the bears are who we though they were"
Extra Bonus 5) Marty McFly over Biff: past, present or future, or wild west
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Hometowners WEEK 3 pickelos
Considering I'm on a streak for 3 consecutive picks during a WDYL season...I'd like to institute a moment of silence amongst all the bloggers out there. (Silence/tears/fear/joy/knashing of teeth/bagel/cream cheese/oooo this is good coffee)
Lars~I've finally figured this thing out!
WEEK 3 PICKS:
Patriots over Buffalo (1)--Bob and the A. Pearson "Compan" team have been known to put in epoxy floors in malls located in the northern region of New York, and while Robert Berg has a committment to excellence the Buffalo Bills are just bad.
Browns over the Raiders (2)--Does anyone out there in cyberland even like the Raiders. I mean, I loathe this team...as opposed to, I love this team. I will be taking the Browns to the S-bowl shortly and in that same vein, let's hope they beat the Raiders.
Colts over the Texans (3)--Come on. Granted, Joel Olsteen might be praying for this team, but it's about time they lose. "I think the Texans are a piece of sh*& team"~ (Best Life Now, 34)
NO over You're the only "10" I see (4)--For the love...the Saints need this one more then Lars needs to pick his butt. (even though it itches really, really, really, really bad)
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Week 3
Ok, so there is a possibility that Taco was confused about the way the arbitrary point system worked. Yet Taco seems to think that it is all to business now.
Before Taco gets to the picks, Taco needs to get something off his chest... Lose to the Buf? That's bull sh**. Are we sure that it was the Buf who even picked, I mean come on, it was probably one of his RA's who picked for him while he was playing air hockey in the game room. If I lose to Mod because of a rant point it is because he probably has submitted a book of photoshop picks of Tim dunking on WNBA players. But the Buf? If the Buf were here in week 10 this loss would be respectable, I'm calling the Buf out, be here in week 10. Pick the Bears in week 10, let's go here.
Also lets be honest Taco is not going to bring the heat every week. There is no respect for Fomats and Taco's ineptitude at D golf or M.A. JV football references. I bust those out at least three times a year, but that first time is always special...
Now to the picks, its late and my picks are week, so if I tie I will inevitably lose my rant point again, awesome Leg... awesome.
4- Saints over Remember the Titans
3 - J-E-T-S get off the Schnide at home against the Fins
2 - Purple over K.C. I picked my squad week one and they came up big
1 - Patriots at home against the Bills, this game may be the easiest pick all week.
Before Taco gets to the picks, Taco needs to get something off his chest... Lose to the Buf? That's bull sh**. Are we sure that it was the Buf who even picked, I mean come on, it was probably one of his RA's who picked for him while he was playing air hockey in the game room. If I lose to Mod because of a rant point it is because he probably has submitted a book of photoshop picks of Tim dunking on WNBA players. But the Buf? If the Buf were here in week 10 this loss would be respectable, I'm calling the Buf out, be here in week 10. Pick the Bears in week 10, let's go here.
Also lets be honest Taco is not going to bring the heat every week. There is no respect for Fomats and Taco's ineptitude at D golf or M.A. JV football references. I bust those out at least three times a year, but that first time is always special...
Now to the picks, its late and my picks are week, so if I tie I will inevitably lose my rant point again, awesome Leg... awesome.
4- Saints over Remember the Titans
3 - J-E-T-S get off the Schnide at home against the Fins
2 - Purple over K.C. I picked my squad week one and they came up big
1 - Patriots at home against the Bills, this game may be the easiest pick all week.
MoPhats - Week 3
4 - Saints over Texens - Losing to the Bucs = embarrassing
3 - Pats over Bills - Pats = unstoppable
2 - Chargers over Pack - Farve = done
1 - Steelers over 9ers - this may be a long shot but oh well
3 - Pats over Bills - Pats = unstoppable
2 - Chargers over Pack - Farve = done
1 - Steelers over 9ers - this may be a long shot but oh well
Week Tree of the National Steriods, Cheating and Misdemeanor League
4 Twittenz over the Drooo Breez. I love to see a good old fashion love fest come to an end. Last year the Saints played an easy schedule and all the commenters dropped a big duce in their pants about how great the Saints are. Da Bears shut them down in the playoffs and still going into this year they are supposed to be the NFC favs. So what are we left w/ now: they are playing real teams who are lining up against them like they are for real and kickin the crap out of them. The "genious" Shaun Peyton is sweating like a whore in church. Look for them to do a little better at home, but still get beat by Jeff Fischer's mustache.
3 PATs over the Billz in the no-brainer of the week. Though I could never hate them like the yankees, I'm getting pretty tired of them. Do you ever wonder what kind of a job an A-hole like Belly-chick would do if he wasn't an NFL coach. Let's play this out and see... In one life he deals used cars in BILL'S AMERICAN FORD DEALERS OF AMERICA (the letters of the sign are all the colors of an American flag). His place is like any other used car lot, they will do anything to sell a car, in this case they whore out the American name (we've all seen it done). He shows up to work in an american flag sweat shirt with cutoff sleaves and refuses to budge on price.... Take two COMICS UNLIMITED. He's one of those know it all guys that works in the comic store. He now wears a black dress shirt, purple tie and cut-off sleaves. He's a total penis to everyone that comes in with his know-it-all-you're-not-worthy attitude. He's the man because knows that Superman was circumcised in book #4. Everyday he has 2 hour conversation with Tim Brown about the silver surfer... He's a Gate Agent for Jet Blue. This is his true calling. His condescending attitute sends customers through the roof like a Berg at a buffet. If your flight is cancelled or your seat's been given away he calls you up to the gate, ignors you for 10 minutes and tells you the bad news with a smile. He despises having to wear the company uniform, so to rebel he wears cut-off jean shorts underneath. He's actually quite popular amongst his co-workers because he's such a weiner.
2 Dungies over the Houston Toxins. Anyone else wondering what happened to all of Peyton's commercials. What the F. Look for Dungy to throw on the pads and play a little safety this game.
1 The Steve Smith's over the Turddy Birdz. The spirit of Ron Mexico has left to building. Can the Birdz do anything right?
I should mention a couple more things in case of a tiebreaker: Falcor, bicuits and gravey, Megatron, Master Splinter, Justin Timberlake, memory foam pillows, Tank Johnson, Moon Pies. I think that just about covers it.
3 PATs over the Billz in the no-brainer of the week. Though I could never hate them like the yankees, I'm getting pretty tired of them. Do you ever wonder what kind of a job an A-hole like Belly-chick would do if he wasn't an NFL coach. Let's play this out and see... In one life he deals used cars in BILL'S AMERICAN FORD DEALERS OF AMERICA (the letters of the sign are all the colors of an American flag). His place is like any other used car lot, they will do anything to sell a car, in this case they whore out the American name (we've all seen it done). He shows up to work in an american flag sweat shirt with cutoff sleaves and refuses to budge on price.... Take two COMICS UNLIMITED. He's one of those know it all guys that works in the comic store. He now wears a black dress shirt, purple tie and cut-off sleaves. He's a total penis to everyone that comes in with his know-it-all-you're-not-worthy attitude. He's the man because knows that Superman was circumcised in book #4. Everyday he has 2 hour conversation with Tim Brown about the silver surfer... He's a Gate Agent for Jet Blue. This is his true calling. His condescending attitute sends customers through the roof like a Berg at a buffet. If your flight is cancelled or your seat's been given away he calls you up to the gate, ignors you for 10 minutes and tells you the bad news with a smile. He despises having to wear the company uniform, so to rebel he wears cut-off jean shorts underneath. He's actually quite popular amongst his co-workers because he's such a weiner.
2 Dungies over the Houston Toxins. Anyone else wondering what happened to all of Peyton's commercials. What the F. Look for Dungy to throw on the pads and play a little safety this game.
1 The Steve Smith's over the Turddy Birdz. The spirit of Ron Mexico has left to building. Can the Birdz do anything right?
I should mention a couple more things in case of a tiebreaker: Falcor, bicuits and gravey, Megatron, Master Splinter, Justin Timberlake, memory foam pillows, Tank Johnson, Moon Pies. I think that just about covers it.
Friday, September 21, 2007
MOD - Week 3
First off, I gotta give some props to the Hometown Buffet for showing up for the first two weeks. It really doesn't feel like the WDYL season starts though until he starts missing weeks and we play the "Where is the Buffet?" photoshop contest. Kind of like, a Bears season doesn't really start until Mike Brown lands on the IR. Or for that matter, a Cubs season doesn't really start until Mark Prior lands on the DL. And also like an episode of Full House really doesn't start until Stephanie Tanner says "How Rude". It's these types of events that make you aware that its time to strap it down and get ready for a long year. On that note, here are my picks.
Saints over Titans.
Now those are some pretty intense math problems on that board behind Vince. Makes you wonder who could sove that problem first. Vince or the baby? Granted the baby would have to grow a couple more years but would Vince be able to solve it by then? Your guess is as good as mine.
Pats over Bills
So Rodney Harrison takes HGH, Belichick tapes other teams signals, Brady has children with ex girlfriends, and Randy Moss is Randy Moss. What's not to love about this bunch. I still like them over the Bills but my hatred for everything Boston is growing by the year. First, all of this Red Sox Nation bologne, then Danny Ainge thinking he's running an NBA Live team with fatigue turned off, and now the Patriots assemble this group of misfits, pollywags, and no good poop stains.
/END Rant
My website of the week is drunkathlete.com so this pick is dedicated to that site. Here's one of the Ravens own Kyle Boller. Perhaps sitting his ass on the bench all these years has gotten to him. I personally love the Ravens headgear somebody put on him. LOVE it!
Panthers over Falcons.
This brings me back to my animal fights days. I'm pretty sure the Panther would win this battle so here's to the land animal.
Saints over Titans.
Now those are some pretty intense math problems on that board behind Vince. Makes you wonder who could sove that problem first. Vince or the baby? Granted the baby would have to grow a couple more years but would Vince be able to solve it by then? Your guess is as good as mine.Pats over Bills
So Rodney Harrison takes HGH, Belichick tapes other teams signals, Brady has children with ex girlfriends, and Randy Moss is Randy Moss. What's not to love about this bunch. I still like them over the Bills but my hatred for everything Boston is growing by the year. First, all of this Red Sox Nation bologne, then Danny Ainge thinking he's running an NBA Live team with fatigue turned off, and now the Patriots assemble this group of misfits, pollywags, and no good poop stains./END Rant
Ravens over Cards.
My website of the week is drunkathlete.com so this pick is dedicated to that site. Here's one of the Ravens own Kyle Boller. Perhaps sitting his ass on the bench all these years has gotten to him. I personally love the Ravens headgear somebody put on him. LOVE it!Panthers over Falcons.
This brings me back to my animal fights days. I'm pretty sure the Panther would win this battle so here's to the land animal.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Terminator 3
I'm far too lazy to go back and see what games I picked last week, so if I'm just going to guess that I didn't pick any of these teams.
New Orleans over Tennessee
Pit over SF
Ind over Hou
Was over NYG
Now, on to the real discussion.
Does anyone know the storyline of the Terminator movies? I was thinking about this yesterday during my evening run. Ok, in the first one, Jon Conner travels back in time (nude) to try and save himself from being killed. Cool.
In the second movie, the Terminator goes back in time (nude). Wait, why can't clothes travel back in time? Why can metal flesh, bone, and harddrive travel back, but no clothing? So, in the second movie they are trying to destroy the beginning of AI. I forget what happens here, did they succeed. I don't care anymore. I need to get back to work.
Does anyone know the storyline of the Terminator movies? I was thinking about this yesterday during my evening run. Ok, in the first one, Jon Conner travels back in time (nude) to try and save himself from being killed. Cool.
In the second movie, the Terminator goes back in time (nude). Wait, why can't clothes travel back in time? Why can metal flesh, bone, and harddrive travel back, but no clothing? So, in the second movie they are trying to destroy the beginning of AI. I forget what happens here, did they succeed. I don't care anymore. I need to get back to work.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Von Kas II
4 - St. Louis Rams over San Francisco 49ers
3 - Pittsburgh Steelers over Buffalo Bills
2 - Washington Redskins over Philadelphia Eagles
1 - Denver Broncos over Oakland Raiders
3 - Pittsburgh Steelers over Buffalo Bills
2 - Washington Redskins over Philadelphia Eagles
1 - Denver Broncos over Oakland Raiders
I didn't feel right making these picks before I visited that guy in Buffalo with the spinal injury, so now I'm back and without further ado...
Pick 'em: (2) Rams over Frisco -- Great rivalry here. Kind of a toss up for me, though. I also don't really give a s*^#. I used to like watching Rams games when they would show Kurt Warner's wife for half the game, but now it just doesn't do it for me.
(4) Bears over KC Masterpiece -- I feel like it might be worth the $200 to scalp a Bears ticket just to start chanting "Put in Griese" (Followed with some rhythmic claping)
(3) Saints over TB -- I wish that TB was still in the the NFC North, so it wouldn't be so far of a drive for me to go to a Bears v. Bucs game and do my darndest to punch Jon Gruden in the neck.
(1) 'Troit over Vikes -- Perhaps for the first time in 9+ years, this might actually be a decent game to watch! I think I'll watch Animal Planet instead.
MoPhats - Week 2
Quick picks.... I'm on vacation.
4 - 49ers over Rams -
3 - Bengals over Browns -
2 - New Orleans over the "can't believe your that bad bucs" -
1 - Denver over Oakland
4 - 49ers over Rams -
3 - Bengals over Browns -
2 - New Orleans over the "can't believe your that bad bucs" -
1 - Denver over Oakland
Saturday, September 15, 2007
2 Tacos
Ok Taco got a win last week, but it wasn't pretty. I hear he's looking to get a big week this week.
To the picks:
4 - I love the Orange and Blue horses versus Al Davis. This game is about as close as USC v. Minnehaha Academy J.V. circa 1996. Minnehaha is going to get a TD, but only because Snoop Dogg was doing a concert up the road and the USC left before the game was over. B'cos by 24.
3 - I love the Saintly men to rebound after a first week drubbing and take care of business v. the confused pirates. This game will look a lot like Taco and Mophats playing a round of disc against Buffet and Steve Goold. The round will be about as long as Buffets commitment to WDYL as Fo and Taco will have lost all of their discs by hole 4. Saints by 17.
2 - I love the Rams at home v. the gold rushers. The 9ers are better this year, and the Rams are not all that great, but they're at home and Tim sucks at 1 on 1. Rams by 7
1 - Finally I love the Bears to rebound against the Chiefs at home, can you believe that I am picking the Bears? Holy smokes this is probably a new low for me. I may be the only one (besides Lars) who can pick the Bears this week. This game should be the biggest gimme that ever was. I actually hope I lose this point, because it would probably be the funniest damn thing ever, but I doubt it. The Bears are only going to score 14 points (all defensive) but win by 30 because the the Chiefs are going to get penalized 16 points for sucking so much.
To the picks:
4 - I love the Orange and Blue horses versus Al Davis. This game is about as close as USC v. Minnehaha Academy J.V. circa 1996. Minnehaha is going to get a TD, but only because Snoop Dogg was doing a concert up the road and the USC left before the game was over. B'cos by 24.
3 - I love the Saintly men to rebound after a first week drubbing and take care of business v. the confused pirates. This game will look a lot like Taco and Mophats playing a round of disc against Buffet and Steve Goold. The round will be about as long as Buffets commitment to WDYL as Fo and Taco will have lost all of their discs by hole 4. Saints by 17.
2 - I love the Rams at home v. the gold rushers. The 9ers are better this year, and the Rams are not all that great, but they're at home and Tim sucks at 1 on 1. Rams by 7
1 - Finally I love the Bears to rebound against the Chiefs at home, can you believe that I am picking the Bears? Holy smokes this is probably a new low for me. I may be the only one (besides Lars) who can pick the Bears this week. This game should be the biggest gimme that ever was. I actually hope I lose this point, because it would probably be the funniest damn thing ever, but I doubt it. The Bears are only going to score 14 points (all defensive) but win by 30 because the the Chiefs are going to get penalized 16 points for sucking so much.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Butter Week Duex
4. I love 9ers to keep the roll going on the moons over my Rammy in a classic dingleberries vs. chickenpox match-up.
3. I'm diggin the Bungles over the streak marks in the classic battle of Optimous Prime vs. Mr. Roboto.
2. Pitt-stains over buff and the loosemans in a classic battle of Mrs. Pacman vs. Bowser's daughter in Super Mario 3.
1. I like the Rave over the Elijahless New York Giants in a classic matchup of wiping your arse with toilet paper versus just saying "f" it and hopping in the shower after a particularly dirty shiite.
I also just want to make a quick reference to Falcor, in the event that this week comes down to a tiebreaker again.
3. I'm diggin the Bungles over the streak marks in the classic battle of Optimous Prime vs. Mr. Roboto.
2. Pitt-stains over buff and the loosemans in a classic battle of Mrs. Pacman vs. Bowser's daughter in Super Mario 3.
1. I like the Rave over the Elijahless New York Giants in a classic matchup of wiping your arse with toilet paper versus just saying "f" it and hopping in the shower after a particularly dirty shiite.
I also just want to make a quick reference to Falcor, in the event that this week comes down to a tiebreaker again.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Modular - Week 2
4. Rams over 49'ers. What a crappy game of the week but a tough choice nontheless.
3. Broncos over Raiders. I'm so excited to pick the Broncos for the first time this year because it allows me to bring up Travis Henry and his 9 kids with 9 different women story. Now, Barry Bonds got a lot of attention with his HR pursuit but how about Henry getting some air time breaking the record previously held by the likes of Shawn Kemp (7 children with 6 women) and the late Derrick Thomas (7 children with 5 women). So these three athletes have combined for a total of 23 children with 20 women. Decent percentage if you think about it. I would have appreciated a little something like this from ESPN.
"We are now going to take you live to the bedroom of Travis "Not the Band" Henry as he attempts to break the record of most children with different woman. Right now he sits at 7 children with 7 different women. As you all know, the current record of 7 children with 6 women is held by the great Shawn "I really like the Ice Cream made by" Kemp. So without further ado, we take you live with Keyshawn "Don't call me Lyndon B" Johnson.
"Thanks Chris, you piece of @#%#. For the last 3 hours, Travis Henry has successfully hit on and brought back to his crib a lovely 20 year lady by the name of Destiny. Destiny seems interested but its anybody's guess if she will actually go through with this and make history. I talked to Travis while Destiny was in the bathroom and he feels quite confident he can get this girl knocked up. To be straight with all of you at home, he seems quite arrogant about the whole situation. Joining me in the room with the see through mirror is non other than the great Shawn Kemp."
"Wzzaup, Keyyshawn, itz the Rainz Man!" HOlllaz!"
"It's a honor to have you here Shawn. How are you feeling about your longstanding record being in jeopardy tonight? Travis has said from the beginning it was never about the record but his love for sex that got him this far."
"Welz, youza gotta love the womens firtz. Everythings elses falls into place, yu kno whatta I mean?
"You are truly an icon Shawn. As we return back to live action, Travis seems to have done it folks. Of course, we will need to wait a few weeks before we can officialy claim him the king of all sugar daddies. For all of us here in the viewing room of Travis Henry's bedroom, back to you Boomer."
2. Steelers over Bills. Mike Tomlin for coach of the year? You heard it here first.
1. Eagles over Skins. Eagles are bad, skins are badder. My english is baddest.
3. Broncos over Raiders. I'm so excited to pick the Broncos for the first time this year because it allows me to bring up Travis Henry and his 9 kids with 9 different women story. Now, Barry Bonds got a lot of attention with his HR pursuit but how about Henry getting some air time breaking the record previously held by the likes of Shawn Kemp (7 children with 6 women) and the late Derrick Thomas (7 children with 5 women). So these three athletes have combined for a total of 23 children with 20 women. Decent percentage if you think about it. I would have appreciated a little something like this from ESPN.
"We are now going to take you live to the bedroom of Travis "Not the Band" Henry as he attempts to break the record of most children with different woman. Right now he sits at 7 children with 7 different women. As you all know, the current record of 7 children with 6 women is held by the great Shawn "I really like the Ice Cream made by" Kemp. So without further ado, we take you live with Keyshawn "Don't call me Lyndon B" Johnson.
"Thanks Chris, you piece of @#%#. For the last 3 hours, Travis Henry has successfully hit on and brought back to his crib a lovely 20 year lady by the name of Destiny. Destiny seems interested but its anybody's guess if she will actually go through with this and make history. I talked to Travis while Destiny was in the bathroom and he feels quite confident he can get this girl knocked up. To be straight with all of you at home, he seems quite arrogant about the whole situation. Joining me in the room with the see through mirror is non other than the great Shawn Kemp."
"Wzzaup, Keyyshawn, itz the Rainz Man!" HOlllaz!"
"It's a honor to have you here Shawn. How are you feeling about your longstanding record being in jeopardy tonight? Travis has said from the beginning it was never about the record but his love for sex that got him this far."
"Welz, youza gotta love the womens firtz. Everythings elses falls into place, yu kno whatta I mean?
"You are truly an icon Shawn. As we return back to live action, Travis seems to have done it folks. Of course, we will need to wait a few weeks before we can officialy claim him the king of all sugar daddies. For all of us here in the viewing room of Travis Henry's bedroom, back to you Boomer."2. Steelers over Bills. Mike Tomlin for coach of the year? You heard it here first.
1. Eagles over Skins. Eagles are bad, skins are badder. My english is baddest.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Taco Tuesday special
Well it is finally back, the long awaited return of WDYL.
4 - I love the Rightwich Jags at home against Remember the Titans.
3 - I love my Vikes to get off to a good start v. the Vickless Dirty Birds. The Vikes will have the most fans they have ever had for a game as every animal lover and PETA member will be routing for them. Boat Cruises by 3.
2 - I love the Bolts to get it done against the Bears. This is inevitably the minority pick... But it is the right one. That commercial we saw all off season with L.T. for Nike will come to be truth on Sunday. Bolts by 10
1 - I love the Ravens on the road at the Bungles. Ravens are going to surprise some people this year... Plus I need there D for fantasy purposes.
4 - I love the Rightwich Jags at home against Remember the Titans.
3 - I love my Vikes to get off to a good start v. the Vickless Dirty Birds. The Vikes will have the most fans they have ever had for a game as every animal lover and PETA member will be routing for them. Boat Cruises by 3.
2 - I love the Bolts to get it done against the Bears. This is inevitably the minority pick... But it is the right one. That commercial we saw all off season with L.T. for Nike will come to be truth on Sunday. Bolts by 10
1 - I love the Ravens on the road at the Bungles. Ravens are going to surprise some people this year... Plus I need there D for fantasy purposes.
MoPhats - Week 1
4 - Da Bears over Chargers
Time to see Grossman version 2 contract year edition... Wait and see you Bear haters.
3 - Seahawkings over Bucs
The bucs are a apathetic excuse for a pro football team. You can depend on them winning as much as you can depend on hometown buf making some picks.
2 - New England over Jets
Well lets just be honest, Brady is my starting QB in fantasy football and he's gotta rock the jets world.
1 -Boys over Mini Manning
Romo still has something to prove...
Umm i don't know who i'm going head to head with this week so, the next statement covers a lot of ground:
Vikings suck and can't even get their games televised without the networks help... Thats sad.
Time to see Grossman version 2 contract year edition... Wait and see you Bear haters.
3 - Seahawkings over Bucs
The bucs are a apathetic excuse for a pro football team. You can depend on them winning as much as you can depend on hometown buf making some picks.
2 - New England over Jets
Well lets just be honest, Brady is my starting QB in fantasy football and he's gotta rock the jets world.
1 -Boys over Mini Manning
Romo still has something to prove...
Umm i don't know who i'm going head to head with this week so, the next statement covers a lot of ground:
Vikings suck and can't even get their games televised without the networks help... Thats sad.
Primera Semana
4 - Bears over Chargers...After taking a year off to ponder life much like the great Ricky Williams once did, and Samantha Sosa for that matter, I am now back and ready to bat .219.
3 - Rammies over Pants - Since I'll never vote for St. Louis in a WDYL baseball edition, I would like to support the town in some way because of the nice arch that they have. And I also am a fan of Marty St. Louis, the bulldog of the NHL.
2 - S-Hawks over Pirates - My roommate is from Seattle and is forcing me to pick this one. Is he around? No. Does he know that I'm in WDYL? No. But I do.
1 - Boys over the Little Giants - Ice Box doesn't come out in the 2nd half of this remake and Al Bundy's team pulls out the victory over Bob McKenzie (aka Danny O'Shea)
3 - Rammies over Pants - Since I'll never vote for St. Louis in a WDYL baseball edition, I would like to support the town in some way because of the nice arch that they have. And I also am a fan of Marty St. Louis, the bulldog of the NHL.
2 - S-Hawks over Pirates - My roommate is from Seattle and is forcing me to pick this one. Is he around? No. Does he know that I'm in WDYL? No. But I do.
1 - Boys over the Little Giants - Ice Box doesn't come out in the 2nd half of this remake and Al Bundy's team pulls out the victory over Bob McKenzie (aka Danny O'Shea)
Week 1 Man of Butter
WDYL is back and all the Bear -haters will get another chance to sing. I'd like to take this moment to remind everybody to fasten their kilts, shave their knuckles, and prepare for another wild ride of NFL action, felonies and end zone celebrations. With no further delay we move to the picks:
4. DA BEARS over duh bolts - The Bears D is back and in full power and I can't wait to see them wax LT's MVP bikini line into the turf. Never under estimate the capabilities of Tim Brown's brother at safety. Look for Mike to play some Warcraft during breaks. It is very possible that Merriman will eat Rex Grossman this week and poop out a mutant QB. The Bears will whoop the bolts like Mokena.
3. PATS over jets - Belly-check and Braidie are vicious mountain cats and Mangina is their litter box. The patties will cover the field like it's the national Frogger Championships. The Pats will whoop the jets like Mokena.
2. SEA-CHICK-FIL-A-holes over bucca de peppos - They're at home and the bucs are old like chest hair, rolling your jean bottoms and koala yummies. This must be the male pattern baldness superbowl featuring posterboys Hassleback and Garcia. The seachix will roGain a ton of yards. The Seachix will whoop the bucs like Mokena.
1. BRONX over buffy-lows - You know what "they" say, "defense beats crappy teams." The bronc will do well because all their players are on my fantasy teams and I'm gonna buy them Aurelios pizza before the game. After this game Fathead will start making Aurelios Pizza "fatheads," only at fathead.com. The Bronx will whoop the buffs like Mokena.
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4. DA BEARS over duh bolts - The Bears D is back and in full power and I can't wait to see them wax LT's MVP bikini line into the turf. Never under estimate the capabilities of Tim Brown's brother at safety. Look for Mike to play some Warcraft during breaks. It is very possible that Merriman will eat Rex Grossman this week and poop out a mutant QB. The Bears will whoop the bolts like Mokena.
3. PATS over jets - Belly-check and Braidie are vicious mountain cats and Mangina is their litter box. The patties will cover the field like it's the national Frogger Championships. The Pats will whoop the jets like Mokena.
2. SEA-CHICK-FIL-A-holes over bucca de peppos - They're at home and the bucs are old like chest hair, rolling your jean bottoms and koala yummies. This must be the male pattern baldness superbowl featuring posterboys Hassleback and Garcia. The seachix will roGain a ton of yards. The Seachix will whoop the bucs like Mokena.
1. BRONX over buffy-lows - You know what "they" say, "defense beats crappy teams." The bronc will do well because all their players are on my fantasy teams and I'm gonna buy them Aurelios pizza before the game. After this game Fathead will start making Aurelios Pizza "fatheads," only at fathead.com. The Bronx will whoop the buffs like Mokena.
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Thursday, September 06, 2007
Week 1
4 - PIT @ CLE - Pitts over Browns - Sorry Family
3 - NE @ NYJ - Pats over Jets - Sorry Jones
2 - DEN @ BUF - Denver over Buf - The buffet is bad at the internet
1 - CHI @ SD - Bears over everything
3 - NE @ NYJ - Pats over Jets - Sorry Jones
2 - DEN @ BUF - Denver over Buf - The buffet is bad at the internet
1 - CHI @ SD - Bears over everything
Modular Week 1 picks
4. New England over the Jets.
Brady holding a rare breed of the Mangina.
3. Jags over the Tits. So all this time, I thought David Garrard was younger than Leftwich. I had no idea he was 2 years older. Since when did cutting the young starter in turn for the older backup veteran become the way of life in the NFL. I love the Jags just for thinking outside the box.
2. Colts over Saints. Power to the magical striped sweater. The thing I love most about this photo is the flannel and 80's hat the oldest son Cooper is wearing. Brings me back to 80% of my wardrobe in junior high.
1. Bears over Chargers. Gotta love the Bears here. A healthy defense will hold down L.T. and I still don't believe Rivers is a game changing QB.
You can stay under the tarp Brad, we won't need you.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
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Saturday, February 03, 2007
Super- BUTTER -Bowl
Well it's the day before Superbowl Sunday and as my good friend BONESAW, otherwise know as Black Egg stated, Lars, the sole administrator, has quit. After seeing the Patriots lay a huge diarrea strand in the middle of the kitchen floor, and getting knocked off his miracle Wdyl run just like the Saints met a little Bear reality. Well Lars, the maxtrix lives on, but deep in your heart how does it feel to be the Buffet.
This week David and Falcor combo pick the Bears to pull off a Superbowl upset. It'll be a tuff battle, and it all depends on Sexy Rexy gettin it going in the S-Bowl.
Final Score: Bears 31 Colts 28, also the NFL will get network fines for allowing witchcraft during the halftime show.
This week David and Falcor combo pick the Bears to pull off a Superbowl upset. It'll be a tuff battle, and it all depends on Sexy Rexy gettin it going in the S-Bowl.
Final Score: Bears 31 Colts 28, also the NFL will get network fines for allowing witchcraft during the halftime show.
Friday, February 02, 2007
Haley Joel Osment picks...
The Colts. And this comes from a guy who has picked the last seven SBs correctly. (Wow! He's not only a genius child actor but a genius prognostication prodigy as well.)
Osment is just one of what looks to be a bajillion "celebrities" who pick the big game for ESPN. Yes, you too can learn that:
Osment is just one of what looks to be a bajillion "celebrities" who pick the big game for ESPN. Yes, you too can learn that:
- Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell actually disagree on something (Robertson thinks the Colts will win by a FG, Falwell by 2 touchdowns).
- Ed Asner is a Chicago afficionado.
- ESPN thinks Robert Loggia is a celebrity
- Richard Daly picks...SHOCKER...the Bears (Seriously, that's like asking President Bush if he's rooting for the troops or the terrorists).
- Jesus picks the Colts
- Buzz Aldrin is still alive
Take a look through and be astounded at the mad skills these celebrities have.
Monday, January 29, 2007
2 Things
Every year that we do WDYL you can count on 2 things
1. The Buffet giving his word to commit to WDYL while only making 1 week worth of picks
2. Leg giving up on WDYL right before the Superbowl
Where are my nerds at?
1. The Buffet giving his word to commit to WDYL while only making 1 week worth of picks
2. Leg giving up on WDYL right before the Superbowl
Where are my nerds at?
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Taco Championships
Ok so here it is the conference championships in the NFL and WDYL has Lars and Taco still making picks… And not picks just to boost our egos. What is even scarier is that in two weeks it is foreseeable that Lars and Taco would lock up in a classic showdown. Those picks would get less press than the Mets and the Yankees in the World Series. Outside of New York no one cares. Yet Taco has to get through this week first. Butter awaits…
To the picks:
2. I love the Saintly Men to get the upset on the road. I look at this game like I look at politics. I see the Bears as the Democrats and the Saints as the Republicans. Being a traditionalist Conservative, I really don’t like either at this point, and think that both are screwing up the country in different ways. However as a traditionalist I am more prone to side with the Republicans, though not always happy to do so. Rex Grossman is like Nancy Pelosi because he loves to talk a big game and attack at the right time, and somehow always come out looking better than he/she did before. I don’t care for Nancy Pelosi, I don’t like the Bears, and so I’ll take the elephants and Reggie Bush 27-24.
1. In the second game I will not resort to imprudent political repartee, because let’s be honest the first attempt in the first game was an immense calamity. In reality it is not that funny, and I could change it, but I have no desire, because let’s be honest Hometown Buffet is not going to read this. I have tried to tell myself that I have learned my lesson in picking against the Founding Fathers in January. However I can’t say that I have. I have a feeling that this may be the Horses year, and they are finally playing the Founding Fathers at home… Yet the Fathers have had no trouble on the road yet, and it seems that trend won’t change this week. It is fair to say Taco is in a pickle. It seems that at this point picking the Founding Fathers is as much a sure thing as Hometown Buffet having a retreat, Tim missing a wide open lay up, and Mod having up to the minute stats of the Chicago Sky. So I have to go against fate and take the smart pick: I like the Founding Fathers to get it done on the road. Fate may kick my ass on this one. Founding Fathers 17-14.
To the picks:
2. I love the Saintly Men to get the upset on the road. I look at this game like I look at politics. I see the Bears as the Democrats and the Saints as the Republicans. Being a traditionalist Conservative, I really don’t like either at this point, and think that both are screwing up the country in different ways. However as a traditionalist I am more prone to side with the Republicans, though not always happy to do so. Rex Grossman is like Nancy Pelosi because he loves to talk a big game and attack at the right time, and somehow always come out looking better than he/she did before. I don’t care for Nancy Pelosi, I don’t like the Bears, and so I’ll take the elephants and Reggie Bush 27-24.
1. In the second game I will not resort to imprudent political repartee, because let’s be honest the first attempt in the first game was an immense calamity. In reality it is not that funny, and I could change it, but I have no desire, because let’s be honest Hometown Buffet is not going to read this. I have tried to tell myself that I have learned my lesson in picking against the Founding Fathers in January. However I can’t say that I have. I have a feeling that this may be the Horses year, and they are finally playing the Founding Fathers at home… Yet the Fathers have had no trouble on the road yet, and it seems that trend won’t change this week. It is fair to say Taco is in a pickle. It seems that at this point picking the Founding Fathers is as much a sure thing as Hometown Buffet having a retreat, Tim missing a wide open lay up, and Mod having up to the minute stats of the Chicago Sky. So I have to go against fate and take the smart pick: I like the Founding Fathers to get it done on the road. Fate may kick my ass on this one. Founding Fathers 17-14.
Conf Championships with a side of whipped BUTTER
Leg, what kind of question is that? Will I post something with Falcor again? Come on. Do elves live in the forest? Do Dragons live forever? Do Dwarves have beards? Does Tim love the movie Dune? Was it Tim's idea for me to see the move Wing Commander with him in high school, which went on to be the worst movie I've ever seen? Did Tim steal my LW student ID in HS while I was a mere freshman, simply because he collects IDs (p.s. I'd like it back, but you've probably misplaced it like your Papas Fritas cd - a great addition to anyone's collection)? Does this answer your question:
In the end we all know I'm a die hard Bears fan. I would like nothing more than to live and die by the Bears... I know you're looking down on me sweetness and papa bear. I could go out of WDYL with a clear conscience by losing with a Bears pick. The saint a tuff team, but the media worship is a bit excessive, and contrary to all the bs tv announcers a Saints win won't undo Katrina. Here are the facts: the Saint O will be a mouthful of an injured Bears defense, but I think they started to find their stride at the end of the S'hawks game; the Bears O is suspect, but when they're good they're great; finally, it's friggin cold in chi-town. With homefield against a dome team and a good defensive performance the Bears will win by 1 and ride the wings of Falcor to the Superbowl where they'll remove the nothing's taint.
Hey Taco, do you believe in pixies?
The pikxxx:
(least confident)
Colts/Pats has become the classic match-up of our era. It' s like Sampras/Aggassi, Ali/Smokin Joe or Bulls/Pistons back in the day. This is a hard one because I always love and want to pick the Colts, but the Pats always seem to win the big game by 3. In the end I'm a creature of lust and have to follow my heart. I'm like Anakin Skywalker in persuit of Padmay here. I'm lovin the COLTS by 6.
In the end we all know I'm a die hard Bears fan. I would like nothing more than to live and die by the Bears... I know you're looking down on me sweetness and papa bear. I could go out of WDYL with a clear conscience by losing with a Bears pick. The saint a tuff team, but the media worship is a bit excessive, and contrary to all the bs tv announcers a Saints win won't undo Katrina. Here are the facts: the Saint O will be a mouthful of an injured Bears defense, but I think they started to find their stride at the end of the S'hawks game; the Bears O is suspect, but when they're good they're great; finally, it's friggin cold in chi-town. With homefield against a dome team and a good defensive performance the Bears will win by 1 and ride the wings of Falcor to the Superbowl where they'll remove the nothing's taint.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
A Tuff divisional bout with the modular
Well MODular, methinks you'll need the help of a luck dragon this week:
My plan is to out pick and out rant to prove superiority. If you don't like it then you can go suck on some earth-crotch:
Just remember, after you lose you can always console yourself by watching your favorite movie Bride of Chucky and appreciate your hero of destruction:
And if all this doesn't work I say we settle this score with a game of b-ball Salem Basketball, one on one Horace Grant vs. Bill Cartwright style:
vs.
Now onto the prix. Eat dragon poop MOD. (1 is least certain, 4 is most certain)
1. COLTS over ravs. Unless the ravens D out scores the Colts O that's the only possible outcome. Piston Moanning will put a few points on the board.
2. BOLTS over the patty-cakes. I'll be glad to see that Pats drop out of this race. No matter what happens, some fair weather fans will be done for the season. I don't think belly-check can overcome the age of the team.
3. BEARS over sea-ducks. I love the bears and want to give them full confidence, but we don't know if we get jedi Rex or sith Rex. It's like the end of The Legend of Zelda II where link fights his shadow to save hyrule. The Sexy Rexy will determine the outcome of this playoff run.
4. SAINTS over eagles. The battered eagles road ends here. Twinkle toes Garcia can carry them no farther. After they lose tonight Andy Reid will cry bitterly in his bathtub while downing a box of twinkies for consolation.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Mod - Divisional Round Playoffs
Man, the lowest seed left here in the tourney. I feel like George Mason last year or how Valparaiso felt after Bryce Drew hit that miracle shot back in 1998. Right now, people don't expect me to upset Mr. Butter and move on. People are counting me out and looking ahead to a Lincoln-Way grudge match between the Black Egg and Mr. Butter. With that said, the shoe fits and Cinderella is going to the ball. Bring it Mr. Butter and the tribe you make butter with.
4. Chicago over Seattle.
I gave the Black Egg some slack for only giving the Bears a confidence scale of 3, so I would be a hypocrite if I didn't put them here. Am I 100% positive that they will win... no. Am I 99% positive that they will win.... yes. Good enough for 4 points!
3. San Diego over New England.
I love the Chargers in the Lars' Super Bowl here. I think NE has a great chance at the upset but they have looked very beatable this year and I think they will meet their match against the Chargers.
2. New Orleans over Philadelphia.
I have no idea how a Jeff Garcia team has gone this far but nonetheless you have to give them some props.
1. Indianapolis over Baltimore.
I just can't take 4 home teams this week. It paid off last week but the trend is always at least one home upset in the playoffs. I think it happens here with the Ravens.
If it comes down to a tiebreaker between James and I, I'm coming to court looked like this.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Taco playoffs
Ok so apparently I’m playing Tim, and even more apparently I am supposed to make some decent picks this week because last week was a bad week for banter from yours truly… Actually this hasn’t been Taco’s best season. Even more apparently that that, I am supposed to acquiesce to this idea of making my picks filled with political repartee. Those of you who know Taco including me know that won’t be an impediment. Yet Taco has decided to go off the cuff and see what happens. Incidentally the Buf just made his picks; unaware that he was out of it and he said that he likes: the Vikes at home because Cunningham to Moss is hard to stop, the Bears on the Road because this could be Moses Moreno’s team now, the B’cos on the road because Elway has one last tank of gas left, and the Bills at home because Thurman Thomas will probably one day be in the hall of fame.
I would be remised if I didn’t mention that Sobol got screwed last week and I am asking a congressional committee to look into the legitimacy of the ruling that the commish determined. Can you use accumulated rant points? I want to see the leagues charter where that is stated… Also I want to know if one of those rant points was use to defeat Sobol at any other point in the season. If this turns out to be the case I am looking into some strong Double Jeopardy implications.
Ok to the picks yet let me say that these are some amazing games and really tough to pick at that.
4.I love the Horses to upset Edgar Alen Poe on the road. Gusty pick you say, well so was the Presidents speech last night and while I would have necessitated a bit more on the whole we’re fighting a global war on terror ideal, I think that it was alright. Nothing special but alright. Much like this game, I think that Poe had a great season but the Colts D will do just enough and Manning will light it up like Mophats running a trick play at Pearl Park. If you think I’m wrong on this let me ask you something… Who would win in a match up between Tim’s Penis and Seymour Butts? Common sense would tell you to go with Butts, but I like Tim’s Penis. Tim’s Penis and Horses by a FG.
3. I love the Saintly Men at home. I am not sold on Garcia. Also the Saintly men will have 1815 on their minds as they hope to recapture the spirit of General Jackson and the Battle of New Orleans. The war of 1812 was for all intensive purposes over but since telegrams took so long to travel in those days no one alerted Jackson or the British down in the Bayou, so the Battle went on… Just like no one will alert Jeff Garcia that he’s white and not Donavan McNabb… Wait Brees is white too. Crap. But the telegram from Philadelphia telling Garcia that he sucks will not arrive in time. Saintly men by 10.
2. I hate the Bears but love them to win at home and finally get a playoff win. The Dirty Sea Chickens will be expecting to seek revenge after the smack down that the Bears laid on the Chickens earlier this year, but Moses Moreno is looking to have a sharp game in his return to the Bears. I heard that Rex Grossman was throwing his hat in the ring for the Presidential race for 2008. He has not yet declared what party because he did not properly prepare for said decision and is embarrassed at his performance at the press conference announcing his candidacy. He has however launched an exploratory committee to seek funds for a run at the White House. So far his potential cabinet includes Sec of State Olin Kreutz, Sec. of Defense Brian Urlacher (feel free to use that one Bears fans), and Vice President Devin Hester to bail him out of every single situation he gets in. Bears by 1.
1. Finally in the game that was really hard to pick I like the Bolts because they have a really good running back. It is wise to never bet against the Patriots in January, but picking the Patriots in this game would be like selecting Tim to make a game winning fast break lay up… Let’s be honest it seems like the smart pick, but Tim is going to miss that shot he will inevitably get his own rebound (because he is the only one down there but he would bet it anyway because he boxes out like no one else), but he would miss the follow up lay up. The smart move would be to kick it out to a trailing Stromberg (take your pick on which one for the three) Chargers by ½ point.
I would be remised if I didn’t mention that Sobol got screwed last week and I am asking a congressional committee to look into the legitimacy of the ruling that the commish determined. Can you use accumulated rant points? I want to see the leagues charter where that is stated… Also I want to know if one of those rant points was use to defeat Sobol at any other point in the season. If this turns out to be the case I am looking into some strong Double Jeopardy implications.
Ok to the picks yet let me say that these are some amazing games and really tough to pick at that.
4.I love the Horses to upset Edgar Alen Poe on the road. Gusty pick you say, well so was the Presidents speech last night and while I would have necessitated a bit more on the whole we’re fighting a global war on terror ideal, I think that it was alright. Nothing special but alright. Much like this game, I think that Poe had a great season but the Colts D will do just enough and Manning will light it up like Mophats running a trick play at Pearl Park. If you think I’m wrong on this let me ask you something… Who would win in a match up between Tim’s Penis and Seymour Butts? Common sense would tell you to go with Butts, but I like Tim’s Penis. Tim’s Penis and Horses by a FG.
3. I love the Saintly Men at home. I am not sold on Garcia. Also the Saintly men will have 1815 on their minds as they hope to recapture the spirit of General Jackson and the Battle of New Orleans. The war of 1812 was for all intensive purposes over but since telegrams took so long to travel in those days no one alerted Jackson or the British down in the Bayou, so the Battle went on… Just like no one will alert Jeff Garcia that he’s white and not Donavan McNabb… Wait Brees is white too. Crap. But the telegram from Philadelphia telling Garcia that he sucks will not arrive in time. Saintly men by 10.
2. I hate the Bears but love them to win at home and finally get a playoff win. The Dirty Sea Chickens will be expecting to seek revenge after the smack down that the Bears laid on the Chickens earlier this year, but Moses Moreno is looking to have a sharp game in his return to the Bears. I heard that Rex Grossman was throwing his hat in the ring for the Presidential race for 2008. He has not yet declared what party because he did not properly prepare for said decision and is embarrassed at his performance at the press conference announcing his candidacy. He has however launched an exploratory committee to seek funds for a run at the White House. So far his potential cabinet includes Sec of State Olin Kreutz, Sec. of Defense Brian Urlacher (feel free to use that one Bears fans), and Vice President Devin Hester to bail him out of every single situation he gets in. Bears by 1.
1. Finally in the game that was really hard to pick I like the Bolts because they have a really good running back. It is wise to never bet against the Patriots in January, but picking the Patriots in this game would be like selecting Tim to make a game winning fast break lay up… Let’s be honest it seems like the smart pick, but Tim is going to miss that shot he will inevitably get his own rebound (because he is the only one down there but he would bet it anyway because he boxes out like no one else), but he would miss the follow up lay up. The smart move would be to kick it out to a trailing Stromberg (take your pick on which one for the three) Chargers by ½ point.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Round II : Get out of my Face Taco
Holy Crapola dudes! Playoff time is here! Are the Chicago Bears going to get spanked in the playoffs again? Will Seattle find some redemption and be this years Steelers (literally). When the Chargers face off against Junior and his new retirement community, what will happen? Will the Colts face defeat once more but still be praised like gods for another season? Will anyone cheer for my penis? Will Lemke be contemplating about how dum (D-U-M) college bowl games are today? Will Hawkingson buy me another cheese cloth? Only time will deliver the answers to this questions.#1 Most Confident
New England at San Diego - I love the Chargers. Sure, the Patriots have playoff experience. Sure, they have Brady and Bill-a-check. That crap could not stop San Diego during the year or now. Lars, I know you hate your life when you think about this one, but it has gotta be nice to lean back on the Chargers, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, and Bobcats when your Minnesota teams are playing like my Grandpa Bill plays golf.
#2 Most Confident
Indianapolis at Baltimore - I love Baltimore. If P. Manning wasn't slower than Phomats and if they had 1 player on there defense better than Howard the Duck is at slaying aliens I'd give them a chance. Otherwise, I've got give this game to Warren Moon's twin brother Steven and his defense of pedophile's and murderers.
#3 Most Confident
Seattle at Chicago - I love Chicago. We are so due a playoff win. It's almost seems like we've got Timberwolf jersey's on. How many time's can the Bears get there butt pads rocked in the p-offs. If Rex plays well then I love him. If he sucks then I want the Bears to sign Pargo to get some instant offense going.
#4 Most Confident
Philadelphia at New Orleans - I love Philly. It's like we are playing NBA Jam and Jeff Garcia just hit 3 shots in a row without letting up a shot. Brian W, Brian D. and Jeff G. will bring this one to Chicago for the NFC championship where Barack will again spend all of his lunch money on a political pre-game ad.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Larson: Playoff Picks Round 2
Least to most sure, right?
New England over San Diego
Indianapolis over Baltimore
Seattle over Chicago
New Orleans over Philadephia
Yay, me!
N8
New England over San Diego
Indianapolis over Baltimore
Seattle over Chicago
New Orleans over Philadephia
Yay, me!
N8
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Wild, Wild Kyky
I think...I THINK...this weekend can be described as a "Wild" weekend. The four-letter network wants to make sure we, the fans, don't forget that anything can happen. That's right, the J-E-T-S could beat the Pats, and I could poop thrice on Sunday (what I consider to be a "wow day").
Adding the excitement and wildness of the WDYL playoffs into the mix just makes it that much better. I hope MOD is ready to eat the product of my "wow day".
1. I LOVE G-MEN over uglies. Can you feel it? Disney is pushing HARD for a brilliant playoff run by Tiki Barber and the G-men. If they win the SB, expect a Disney movie about it next year, with Vin Diesel playing Tiki Barber, the kid from the OC playing Eli Manning, Ving Rhames playing Michael Strahan, and Nic Cage trying to show his versatility as Jim Fassel. Look for Tiki to have a big day, and for him to be offered the anchor chair on ABC World News Tonight.
2. I LOVE COLTS over chefs. I'm not too sure about the Colts. I mean, sure, Peyton Manning commercials are better than most of the SB commercials of the past 3-4 years. And, I know, Peyton-Marvin is a bitchin' combo. And, true, if you replaced the 'i' in the rookie running back's last name, it would be a type of snake. But their defense against runs is awful--more like Dulcolax than Immodium. I expect (and let's face it, kind of hope for) the Colts to do well. The Chefs will put up a good effort--LJ will get a couple of TDs--but it won't be enough. In the 'lucky charms battle' of horseshoe v. arrowhead, horseshoe wins.
3. I LOVE BOYS over s'hawks. History tells us that SB runner-ups have fared poorly in the playoffs the next year. History also tells us that it's a mistake to get moons over my-hammy with hash browns covered and smothered, and then go play a late-night game of broomball. Even though Tony Romo is untested in the playoffs, I think the 'Boys are a better team right now. Sure, they kind of stumbled during the end of the season, but Bill Parcells is approaching Mike Holmgren's girth--that's gotta count for something. TO will catch a TD, and drop 4 passes, only to pout and flex on national TV afterward.
4. I LOVE PATS over j-e-t-s. This is a lock. Brady is money during the playoffs. He's the Iraqi Dinar to the Jets defense's US Dollar--he's appreciating, bitch. It's a good thing that there's something to be said for the name 'Pat' these days. Pat Robertson continues to sully the good name of Pat. He predicts...nay, God told him...that there will be a big attack on the US in 2007. Not nuclear, but big. At least we know Robertson's not an open theist. Whew. Pats to win easily, making Mangina look like a...well, you get the idea.
May all y'all's dreams come true this weekend. Except for MOD. I hope you somehow end up in a bathroom with the Buf while he's taking a deuce.
Adding the excitement and wildness of the WDYL playoffs into the mix just makes it that much better. I hope MOD is ready to eat the product of my "wow day".
1. I LOVE G-MEN over uglies. Can you feel it? Disney is pushing HARD for a brilliant playoff run by Tiki Barber and the G-men. If they win the SB, expect a Disney movie about it next year, with Vin Diesel playing Tiki Barber, the kid from the OC playing Eli Manning, Ving Rhames playing Michael Strahan, and Nic Cage trying to show his versatility as Jim Fassel. Look for Tiki to have a big day, and for him to be offered the anchor chair on ABC World News Tonight.
2. I LOVE COLTS over chefs. I'm not too sure about the Colts. I mean, sure, Peyton Manning commercials are better than most of the SB commercials of the past 3-4 years. And, I know, Peyton-Marvin is a bitchin' combo. And, true, if you replaced the 'i' in the rookie running back's last name, it would be a type of snake. But their defense against runs is awful--more like Dulcolax than Immodium. I expect (and let's face it, kind of hope for) the Colts to do well. The Chefs will put up a good effort--LJ will get a couple of TDs--but it won't be enough. In the 'lucky charms battle' of horseshoe v. arrowhead, horseshoe wins.
3. I LOVE BOYS over s'hawks. History tells us that SB runner-ups have fared poorly in the playoffs the next year. History also tells us that it's a mistake to get moons over my-hammy with hash browns covered and smothered, and then go play a late-night game of broomball. Even though Tony Romo is untested in the playoffs, I think the 'Boys are a better team right now. Sure, they kind of stumbled during the end of the season, but Bill Parcells is approaching Mike Holmgren's girth--that's gotta count for something. TO will catch a TD, and drop 4 passes, only to pout and flex on national TV afterward.
4. I LOVE PATS over j-e-t-s. This is a lock. Brady is money during the playoffs. He's the Iraqi Dinar to the Jets defense's US Dollar--he's appreciating, bitch. It's a good thing that there's something to be said for the name 'Pat' these days. Pat Robertson continues to sully the good name of Pat. He predicts...nay, God told him...that there will be a big attack on the US in 2007. Not nuclear, but big. At least we know Robertson's not an open theist. Whew. Pats to win easily, making Mangina look like a...well, you get the idea.
May all y'all's dreams come true this weekend. Except for MOD. I hope you somehow end up in a bathroom with the Buf while he's taking a deuce.
Wildcard Pix with a side of BUTTER
1 = least sure, 4 = most
1. SHAWKS over Dallas... because we all know the real winner here will be male pattern baldness
2. EAGLETTES over ny... eli's been filling his bed pan all night in preparation for this loss.
3. COLTS over chiefs... Peyton Manning was on the phone with Macgyver all night figuring out how to single handedly beat the odds. He'll be going into this game with a roll of duct tape and a Don Mattingly collectors edition topps card
4. PATS over jets... Man-gina!!!!
1. SHAWKS over Dallas... because we all know the real winner here will be male pattern baldness
2. EAGLETTES over ny... eli's been filling his bed pan all night in preparation for this loss.
3. COLTS over chiefs... Peyton Manning was on the phone with Macgyver all night figuring out how to single handedly beat the odds. He'll be going into this game with a roll of duct tape and a Don Mattingly collectors edition topps card
4. PATS over jets... Man-gina!!!!
Friday, January 05, 2007
Wildcard Weekend - MOD
This is where the boys become men, or Boys II Men
1. Colts over Chiefs. Everybody is talking about what a big day Larry Johnson is going to have but Peyton wants this one more than anything and although he won't win a Super Bowl this year, he's still going to win this one at home.
2. Seahawks over Cowboys. Seattle is a tough place to play, but this game is still going to be close since Seattle is nothing what they looked like last year.
3. Eagles over Giants. How can I not pick Philly with Boys II Men in my picks this week.
4. Patriots over Jets. Easiest pick here and I'll gladly take my 4 points and run.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Wild Card Weekend - MoPhats
Pete I'm sorry that your beloved viks aren't in the playoffs... But you should of seen it coming.
1 - Colts over Chiefs - Could go either way, still unsure about the playoff colts
2 - Boys over Hawks - Romo in the playoffs???
3 - Giants over Eagles - Manning has a lot to prove, eagles are going to run out of luck
4 - Pats over Jets - Playoff Pats are simply amazing, nuff said
1 - Colts over Chiefs - Could go either way, still unsure about the playoff colts
2 - Boys over Hawks - Romo in the playoffs???
3 - Giants over Eagles - Manning has a lot to prove, eagles are going to run out of luck
4 - Pats over Jets - Playoff Pats are simply amazing, nuff said
Playoffs Round 1: Larson's Picks
Here are my picks. The first one, I am the LEAST confident in, hence it is worth one point. The fourth one, I am the MOST confident in, hence it is worth four points. And so...
1. Dallas over Seattle (Although I hope T.O. has -23 receiving yards and poops his pants on national television.)
2. Philadelphia over NY Giants (Donovan McNabb's mother will bring Cambell's Chunky at the last minute, inspiring his team to victory.)
3. Indianapolis over Kansas City (Don't you mean Kasas Sh-tty?)
4. New England over NY Jets (After the loss, the discouraged Jets will go back to doing what they do best: Being a decent 80's power pop band out of Minneapolis.)
Mail my Victor's check to:
Nate Larson
1 Winner's Way
Championsville, MN 55111
Sincerely,
Nate
1. Dallas over Seattle (Although I hope T.O. has -23 receiving yards and poops his pants on national television.)
2. Philadelphia over NY Giants (Donovan McNabb's mother will bring Cambell's Chunky at the last minute, inspiring his team to victory.)
3. Indianapolis over Kansas City (Don't you mean Kasas Sh-tty?)
4. New England over NY Jets (After the loss, the discouraged Jets will go back to doing what they do best: Being a decent 80's power pop band out of Minneapolis.)
Mail my Victor's check to:
Nate Larson
1 Winner's Way
Championsville, MN 55111
Sincerely,
Nate
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