Saturday, November 18, 2006

Taco 11

Taco’s run at the WDYL 06 title is like his gas after a greasy meal post gallbladder: Silent but deadly. No one was expecting Taco to sneak his way towards the top of the Baker division and after being hosed by a non-existent rant point by Lemke Taco has rebounded nicely. There has been some crazy sh$& going on in the NFL the past few weeks and this week is more uncertain than the Buffet’s whereabouts. Leg I appreciate your dedication and faith that you have shown in the Buf but I feel that he will disappoint in the end. There is no one who would like to see a Buffet post more than me, but I just don’t see it in the cards. I heard that Buffet made the trip to Columbus for the big OSU Mich. Match up this afternoon. Rumor has it that he was rooming around the Buckeyes sidelines with Cris Carter and Eddie George. Anyway to the picks:

Panthers over Rams
Bucs over Inappropriate Indian references
Bungles over Saints
Patriotic Birds over Remember the Titans
Bears over Planes
The other Inappropriate Indian References over the Men in Black
Patriotic Men over Pack
Inappropriate Steel Workers Union references over Poop
Ravens over Hotlanta
Worst name for a football team ever because you named it after the state over Bills
Red Birds over Motor City Kitties
Dirty Sea Birds over gold miners
Horses over Boys
Bolts over B’cos
Jags over Men And finally… V-I-K-E-S over Fins.

Green Eggz and Poop week 11/I can't believe Berg

I just sent my cat, Jennifur to ask the Buffet where he has been. She always fixes situations like these.



Atlanta at Baltimore = Balt's
Buffalo at Houston = Buffalo's
Chicago at N.Y. Jets = Bears
Cincinnati at New Orleans = Saints
Minnesota at Miami = Dolphins
New England at Green Bay = Pats
Oakland at Kansas City = Chef's
Pittsburgh at Cleveland = Brown's (wild pick of the week)
St. Louis at Carolina = Carolina
Tennessee at Philadelphia = Egz
Washington at Tampa Bay = Redforeskins
Detroit at Arizona = Loins
Seattle at San Francisco = Seattle
Indianapolis at Dallas = Dallas
San Diego at Denver = San Diego
N.Y. Giants at Jacksonville = Giants

Sorry for the lack of banter, I'm sick

Week 11- I can't believe it's not BUTTER

This week I gotta be quick and lame w/ my picks. Leg if you wanna give me a negative rant point for this I'll understand and take it like a bloke. So go ahead and put a delicious Jimmy Dean Sausage Biscuit in the microwave, because by the time it's hot and ready for you, you'll be done reading this.

BENGALS
TEXANS
PATS
CHIEFS
RAVENS
BEARS
STEELERS
PANTERS
EAGLES
BUCS
FINS
C-HAWKS
LIONS
COLTS
BRONCOS
GIANTS

I want to leave you with this thought. Having either claws or talons gives you a very powerful attack weapon. Don't underestimate it. A fist can inflict some damage, but claws can pierce and get under the skin, both stinging, tearing and demoralizing your foe. Do you think it's possible that in the olden days women started growing their nails long as a powerful line of defense rather than just a stylish, hip thing to do?...just something to think about.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Week 11 - MoPhats

Wow... Week 11, where did the time go?

Mr. Buffett, i once told you that i would never let the picture below out of my hands.. But due to our circumstances this week i felt it was necessary to let it out into the open. If you decide not to make any picks i understand... Well even if you do, you would be better off flipping a coin to decide them. Most of you might notice the setting of the pic and also the other ass, Enjoy.

And onto the picks:
Ravens over Falcons: you never know which vick will show up
Bills over Texans
Bear over Jets: Da Bears will dominate all of NY this year
Saints over Bengals: saints are going to make a statement with a win in this game
Viks over Phins
Pats over Pack
Chiefs over Raiders
Steelers over Browns: Steelers suck, Browns suck, well Steelers suck less
Panthers over Rams
Eagles over Titans
Bucs over Skins: going for the upset
Cards over Lions
Seahawks over 9ers
Colts over Boys
Broncos over Chargers: Best offense usually beats best defense, well i like upsets
Jags over Giants: Manning won't be able to get it together, still nightmares of certain Bears

And to the Bonus Pick: Ohio State over The Big Blue

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Larson: Week 11 Picks

Hi, Lars! I hope you're loving your wife.

Moving on, not to mention moving up in the standings, here we go:

Carolina over St. Louis
Washington over Tampa Bay
New Orleans over cincinnati
Tennessee over Philadelphia
Chicago over NY Jets
Minnesota over Miami
Kansas City over Oakland
Green Bay over New England
Pittsburgh over Cleveland
Atlanta over Baltimore
Houston over Buffalo
Arizona over Detroit
Seattle over San Francisco
Indianapolis over Dallas
Denver at San Diego

And last, but not least,

NY Giants over Jacksonville

Enjoy, gents!

Nater

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Kyky the 10th

Quick picks on a Sunday morning...

I LOVE TITS over Raves

I LOVE COLTS over Bison

I LOVE FALSUCKS over Poopies


I LOVE VIKES over Puckers


I LOVE JAGS over Texis


I LOVE FINS over Chefs


I LOVE PATS over J-e-t-s


I LOVE BOLTS over Bengholes


I LOVE KITTIES over Niners


I LOVE SKINS over Uglies


I LOVE BRONCS over Black


I LOVE CARDS over Boys


I LOVE STEEL over Righteous people


I LOVE S'HAWKS over Ramrods


I LOVE G-MEN over Burrs


I LOVE PANTS over Bucs


A return to ranting next week...