Kyky - Penultimate fun

I realize that, over the course of the season, I've put up a somewhat lackluster effort. Mailing in my picks with no commentary week after week while some guys knock my socks off with terrific rants. This is not going to change this week, though. Christmas with the fam is happn'in. I promise that I will rant next week--the semester is done and I got's nothing else to do. Huzzah!!

I love Chefs over Raidahs
I love Raves over Steel
I love Falsucks over Pants
I love Cubs over Kitties
I love Colts over Texis
I love Jags over Pats
I love Righteous People over G-men
I love Shite over Bucs
I love Tits over Bufs
I love Rums over Skins
I love Ninnies over Cards
I love Bacos over Bengalis
I love Bolts over S'Hawks
I love 'Boys over Uggles
I love J-e-t-s over Fins

Happy Christmas, and Buf's butt smells like old lutefisk.

Week 16 I'm lame

Green Bay at Minnesota - Minnesota by whatever
Kansas City at Oakland - KC
Baltimore at Pittsburgh - Baltimore
Carolina at Atlanta - Mylanta
Chicago at Detroit - Chicago
Indianapolis at Houston - Colts
New England at Jacksonville - Pats
New Orleans at N.Y. Giants - Saints
Tampa Bay at Cleveland - Browns
Tennessee at Buffalo - Tennessee
Washington at St. Louis - Wash
Arizona at San Francisco - 9ers
Cincinnati at Denver - Denver
San Diego at Seattle - Chargers
Philadelphia at Dallas - Dallas
N.Y. Jets at Miami - Miami

Week 16 - MoPhats

Chefs
Ravens
Panthers
Bears
Colts
Jags
Saints
Bucs
Titans
Skins
Cards
Broncos
Chargers
Cowboys
Jets

Kyky - Brett Favre Orgy

Pack over the Vikes

Week 16 - Try some BUTTER on your pumpernickle

Hey Mod, I saw your rant and it was quality, but I'm gunnin for you. Let's get this started right:

PACK will beat the vikes. The amazing this is that after this game one of these team will have an outside shot at the playoffs and W understands this better than you could know.

As you can see our president is quite multi-talented. I hate how no matter how hard you try to eat neat, a little sauce always makes its way to the wife beater. You may be asking how the pack will get past a better vikings team.... Strategery, of course.

CHEIFS over the rads. This is why:

I look at these strapping young lads and I see nothing but potential. The future is indeed bright. Might this be an underground project of a young Tim and Dan Brown?

RAMS over the skins. The rams are like the bucs. When they find the fountain of youth, you know that fountain in the original Legend of Zelda where the fairy recharges all of your life force, they'll be good.

No, let ME touch him!!!

CULTS over the toxins.

Male nudity never disappoints. Throw some facial hair in there and you've found the pot of gold.

RAVENS over the arm pitts. Just ask Dave.

This album cover is just ok until you realize his name is Devastatin' Dave, then you question life a little bit, crawl in to a corner and weep bitterly, clean your pores out with a salt scrub and realize.... yes, he really is in fact Devastatin'.

FALCONS over pantzers. The Vicks have something to play for here and the pants lack a QB. Plus if anyone is a "Man O War" it's Michael Vick.

These are vicious, violent, dangerous men of war and they have the backing of an anothology. Imagine the sweet, sweet honey to the ears found on this compact disc. (I think I said something about male nudity earlier). These men are suited up in their thongs fighting against the atrocities of fully clothed men. The harvest is plentiful and the workers are few.

BEARS will handle the lions with their second stringers. I know what you're thinking, the Bears aren't sitting their starters, but take a look at the injury report.

These are the people you're playing for. Screw failure's not an option. Is failure even possible?

JAGS all over the pats. This is one of those weeks the jags will show up. You never know when they'll come to play. Just like you'll never know when this guy will kill you.

As deadly as they come, is there a better bond villian than Odd Job?

SAINTS over the battered giants. Remember the question I just asked....

I stand corrected. Elijah Manning meet Jaws. "Sir I believe that coat belongs to Mr. Gilmore."

POOPs handle the buca-de-pippos at home.

TITS over the bills. Check out the bills new uniform:


Stylish and practical, what more can they want. If what they say about fashion going in cycles is true, than leiterhosen are due for a pass sometime soon, but only YOU can help bring it back.

9ers over the cards. In the tale of the lost season, the 9ers will triumph. We expect both these teams to show up next year, but here's a quick summary of both these franchises as they are now:

Any questions?

CHARGERS over the s'hawks. The chargers are pretty good, almost as good as this:

Michael Bay, the man has a creative motor that never stops.

Bung-holes over the broncos.

Now if you'll please be silent and give the floor to Marty McFly, tapered jeans and hover board (man do I want one of those).

COWGIRLS or the eaglettes. Tomo Romo made the pro-bowl?!? I think I may chuck gordita with ranch sauce.

Walker....when cowboys were real men, instead of those modern day limp-wristed ninnies!

JETS over the finnies. It'll look like this...

Drink my pet. Drink and have your fill. This kinda looks like what the Bears did to the NFC North.

Now get outta my face...

Taco with a side of Action Jackson

Taco must say that this game worries him a bit because the Vikings can't seem to stop anyone from passing on them. In fact it is quite possible that a Taco lead Minnehaha Academy JV team could march down the field and put up 6. The biggest connection would be Taco to Luke Hennig at Tight End. However I think that Action Jackson making his first NFL start will make a few mistakes and take his lumps but will also be able to do enough.

As always Taco loves the Purple in the colored bay.

Week 16.2 - MoPhats

Pack over Viks

Week 16 Picks: Larson

Blah, blah, blah!

Minnesota over Green Bay
Kansas City over Oakland
Chicago over Detroit
Tennessee over Buffalo
Atlanta over Carolina
Indianapolis over Houston
Tampa Bay over Cleveland
Pittsburgh over Baltimore
New England over Jacksonville
New Orleans over NY Giants
Washington over St. Louis
San Francisco over Arizona
San Diego over Seattle
Denver over Cincinnati
Dallas over Philadelphia
NY Jets over Miami

Peace, and a very merry Christmas to all...

N8

week 16- modular

Let's face it, multi-million dollar athletes get the headlines but what about real fans like Theo Burgandy who bleeds Jaguar blue... or Rich Tater who will miss his wife's funeral to watch the Lions even though their season is basically over before it starts. Here's a tribute to the real stars of the game, fans like you and I who sacrifice more than just their time every Sunday.

Green Bay vs. Minnesota. I love the Packers in this one......but I don't feel I love them as much as Marty Dickson from Eau Claire, Wisconsin does. Marty became the first Packer fan to carve a top hat out of real Wisconsin cheese. Not a big deal right? Well what makes him impressive is that Marty also teaches Physics and got his whole 6th period class to test the first law of motion on himself with his AJ Hawk jersey on. I don't even think it's necessary to tell you what happened.

Kansas City vs. Oakland. I love the Chiefs this week. Mitchell Butler also loves the Chiefs and as you can see from the background... also loves technology. Mitch, as his buddies call him, loves getting up early on Sunday morning to check his C++ control structures. After this, its all Chiefs football the rest of the day.

Chicago vs. Detroit. I absolutely love the Bears over the Lions.
Look at Gary Leonard here, this guy went to work on Monday wearing a full authentic Bear head. The Super Fans get a lot of pub but Gary here deserves the most... perhaps Tank Johnson needed the guns to keep this freak away.

St. Louis vs. Washington. I love the Rams over the Skins. There isn't a fan out there that bleeds gold and blue more than Jackie Urgus. Jackie quit his stellar job as a night club owner in LA to follow the Rams to St. Louis. He criticized the team after sticking with Mike Martz too long but loves the new regime under Scott Linehan. Look for Jackie on Sunday's either at the game with his Ram blow up hat on or at his bar... "The Rammer"

New York Giants vs. New Orleans. I love the Saints to get it done against the G-men. The Holy People have a great fan base. And at every root of a great fanbase, is one great fan. That fan here for the Saints is Carl Jenkins. Carl loves heading out to the Superdome after the early service and donning his Saints Pope Hat that he created last year. If every fan base had a Carl, this world would be a better place.

Pittsburgh vs. Baltimore. I love the Ravens over the Steelfest. Does a Ravens fan get bigger than Bob Stromberg? I remember heading over to the Stromberg household for a Super Bowl party one year and all Bob wanted to talk about was the Ravens and their new QB Kyle Boller. God Bless you Bob, you are the definition of loyal.

Atlanta vs. Carolina. I love the Falcons to be all over the Panthers. Bud Carroll loves Michael Vick and was also suprisingly into Kris Kross back in the day. Put those two deadly factors into combination and you get the biggest Falcon fan I know.

Jacksonville vs. New England. I'll take the Jags in this one.

Buffalo vs. Tennessee. I love the Bills to do a number 2 on the Tits.

Indianapolis vs. Houston. I love the Colts to keep dominating the Texans.

Cleveland vs. Tampa Bay. I love the Bucs in this one.

San Francisco vs. Arizona. Gotta love the 49'ers in this one.

Denver vs. Cincinnati. I love the Bengals to rebound over the Broncos.

San Diego vs. Seattle. I love the Chargers this week over the Seahawks.

Dallas vs. Philadelphia. I midly love the Cowboys this week over the Eagles.

Miami vs. New York Jets. Tough one, but I'll take the Jets here.

Kyky 15.3

I LOVE FINS over Wild Wings
I LOVE BURRS over Bucs
I LOVE PUCKERS over Kitties
I LOVE TITS over Jags
I LOVE VIKES over j-e-t-s
I LOVE PATS over Texis
I LOVE RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE over Skins
I LOVE STEEL over Pants
I LOVE RAVES over Shite
I LOVE BACOS over Cards
I LOVE RUMS over Raidahs
I LOVE UGGLES over G-men
I LOVE BOLTS over Chefs
I LOVE COLTS over Bengholes

Peace, love, and regular bowel movements.