Week 15 - MoPhats

Ravens over Brown
Lions over Packers
Pats over Texans
Jags over Titans
Dolphins over Bills
Jets over Viks
Panthers over Stellers
Bears over Bucs
Saints over Skins
Broncos over Cards
Giants over Eagles
Rams over Raiders
Chargers over Chiefs
Bengals over Colts

Taco coming at you

Damn Saturday game. Why doesn’t the NFL just star having games on Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s as well. Than maybe next season, we could add a Friday to the mix than they could own the airwaves and dominate the world like The Disney Corporation and Comcast. How awesome would that be? Every time you turn on the TV it is either reruns of the Mickey Mouse club or the Cleveland poop locked in a cross-country show down with the mighty Arizona Red Birds. Frick that would be sweet. Every person in the country would be forced to have at least one credit card with your favorite NFL team, and the only pencils that would be allowed during football season would be official NFL team pencils… Unless your engaged in a pencil fight in the back of the bus in which case you would be thrown in jail and most likely put in front of a firing squad for using NFL pencils. If you are caught watching hockey or basketball on a satellite dish during football season. Minimum one year hard labor.

Man I sure hope that happens.

To the picks:

Since the game has already started I will take Hotlanta because they are trailing. I wasn’t going to check the score, but than decided that I should. Lars use your judgment on this one.

I love the Saints at home
I love the Patriotic men at home
I love the black cats at home
I hate the Bears but they will win at home
I love the Ravens at home
I love the Bills at home
I hate the Pack, but they will win at home
I love the Jags on the road
I love the Red birds to upset the B’cos
I love the Men at home
I love the Rams on the road
I love the Bolts at home
I love the Horses at home I love the Vikes at home… Playoffs… Ok who am I fooling

Kyky 15.2

Dallas by a $1 billion dollar stadium. Have you seen this thing?!? I'm glad "America's team" now has a properly ostentatious home. In related news, Dan Snyder is pissed.

Week 15 - Mod

So it's been an off-year for the reigning champ, but I'm feeling good about doing good in the playoffs. Not sure how playoffs are going to work for WDYL, but I feel good about them nonetheless. Hawknaginsighs... you stink.



Dallas vs. Atlanta. I love the Cowboys to rebound here against the Falcons. One of my friends heard Terrell Owens use the following pick up line at a bar in Dallas:

Woman: Hey, do you play for the Cowboys?
Terrell: Hey baby, taking 36 pain pills wouldn't even come close to healing my heart if you don't take off your clothes right now and ride TO to the endzone.

Miami vs. Buffalo. I love the Dolphins over the Bills this week. I took a business trip and while I was working out at the club, I saw Joey Harrington working out and totally macking on this one girl:

Woman: So what do you do?
Joey: I'm a professional quarterback for the Dolphins!
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry... I'm a Bucs fan.
Joey: Me too! I love to Buc.

Washington vs. New Orleans. I love the ESPN's flavor of the week over the Skins. Speaking of flavors, check out what flavor Drew Brees dropped on this unsuspecting hottie in the New Orleans ampitheatre last week:

Drew: Hey sweetheart, time's a cookin.. and when it's time to cook, I usually cook up a nice bowl of taking you home and making sweet love all night long.



Pittsburgh vs. Carolina. I love the Steelers to drop Carolina. Chris Weinke is making the most of his star status the last couple weeks by trying to scoop up some sweet Carolina tail:

Chris: My names Chris Weinke and I have a large dinky.
Blonde Woman: That's awesome! I'm a huge Pac-man fan as well!

Tampa Bay vs. Chicago. Bears in a landslide. What's better than spending a weekend in the hot sun of Chicago... spending a weekend in the hot sun of Chicago with Tampa Bay pimp... Bruce Gradkowski... They don't call him the Polish Pimp for nothing.



NY Jets vs. Minnesota. Vikes pull this one out and end the Jets playoff hopes. I'd like to take the time here to congratulate the Watson's pool girl for finding some unlucky guy to get her pregnant. At least she probably scored a sweet deal for a baby pool in the back yard.


Cleveland vs. Baltimore. I love the Ravens to destroy the Browns. Speaking of black birds... here is one:



Jacksonville vs. Tennessee. I'm going with the Jags over the Tits. I have yet to post a horrible album cover and since making a joke about the Tits is pretty easy... here goes nothing:

Magic Voices Indeed!



Houston vs. New England. I like the Patriots to rebound against the Texanians.

Detroit vs. Green Bay. I love the Packers over the Lions.

Denver vs. Arizona. I love the Broncos over the Cardinals this week.

St. Louis vs. Oakland. I love the Rams over the Raiders in Oakland.

Philadelphia vs. NY Giants I love the Giants over the Eagles.

Kansas City vs. San Diego. The Chargers over the Chiefs .

Cincinnati vs. Indianapolis. Bengals over the Colts in the highest scoring game ever.

Oh well

Forgot to pick tonight's game but all of WDYL got it wrong anyways.

We all suck, but not as much as the Seahawks.... no super bowl for you guys this year.

Week 15.5 - MoPhats

Seahawks over 9ers, tough call

BUTTER-UP to 15

This week let's open up with the MVP award. I think the winner of the MVP will go to whoever has a good week right before voting. It's seriously such a joke. Every week someone new is getting the nod for MVP and coach of the year. Based on that criteria I think that the Most Volitile Penis (MVP) award should be shared this year between the entire Bengals team for getting their dicks arrested for something new and exciting every weekend (DUI, etc. and also to Ray Lewis as extra credit for committing murder.

Leg, I have the perfect solution for next season's WDYL. Obviously the current rant system isn't quite up to snuff. I think peope should accumulate rant points over the season and it should be listed every week next to their record a.k.a. Mr. Butter (16-0) [4]. The four would be my accumulated rant points. When two people have a tie, whoever has more rant points wins and if they have the same amount the tie is broken by the better rant that week, if that week sux then it's broken by the week before, etc. So if I face Black Egg and he has 1 rant point and I have 4, I would win. This encourages ppl to bring it each week. Your rant points don't go away, you just try to rack'em up. Are we clear as a toilet bowl after eating a true Philly Cheesesteak? Good.

Now let's have a moment of respect for the 80's (please note the tapered jeans):

Seahawks cuz they're at home

Cowboys, they have TO, so nothing bad can ever happen to them

Jets, the Vikes managed to become an opposite team in a few short years. They went from full O to only D

Jags

Pack

Bears

Saints

Steelers

Ravens

Pats

Fins

Broncos

Giants

Rams

Chargers

Colts

Taco Thursday

Dirty Sea Birds

Kyky 15.1

I love the S'Hawks in a game that will be about as interesting as Britney Spears flashing her unmentionables to photographers. (Shudder).

Who squeezed the Cheese?

Un-bull-eve-a-bull! I'm not talking about the Chicago Bulls. I'm talking about the fact that I went balls to the wall last week. I had the best picks in the leagues, thought I had a killer rant, and was the only one to even post and ugly album. How many props do I get? Goose egg. I am glad that finally Mr. Butter got some props, he's rant last week was terREXic. What more can one do? I guess I'll just be that silent stud. That one that wins the whole league and at the end everone is like "Brown, is just a great player and an incredibly humble guys, I love him." I'm fine with that. BTW - Leg you don't have to always be so mad that the Bears are awesome and be jealous that Angelo picked up Devin Hester (rookie pro bowler and record braker). I don't understand how Hester doesn't impress you. You don't have to take the Pat's lose to Joey Harrington out on the Bears.

Picks:Dallas at Atlanta - Atlanta and the metapause kids
Cleveland at Baltimore - Baltimore by a killing
Detroit at Green Bay - Packers
Houston at New England - Patroids
Jacksonville at Tennessee - Jax
Miami at Buffalo - Miami and the Joey's
N.Y. Jets at Minnesota - Vike's
Pittsburgh at Carolina - Pitts
Tampa Bay at Chicago - Chicago (the city of Champions)
Washington at New Orleans - Saints by infinity
Denver at Arizona - Denver by a mile (high)
Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants - Eagles
St. Louis at Oakland - Rams
Kansas City at San Diego - Chargers
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - Colts

Bring it N8!

Larson: Week 15 Picks

Seattle over San Francisco
Dallas over Atlanta
Minnesota over NY Jets
New Orleans over Washington
New England over Houston
Pittsburgh over Carolina
Chicago over Tampa Bay
Baltimore over Cleveland
Miami over Buffalo
Green Bay over Detroit
Tennessee over Jacksonville
Arizona over Denver
NY Giants over Philadelphia
St. Louis over Oakland
San Diego over Kansas City
Indianapolis over Cincinnati

Yes.

N8

Dell is my daddy

If you haven't read Dell's post yet, go do it. NOW. And you should read Lem's post pretty carefully.

I was going to try countering Dell's ranting, but I don't have the time, and I only thought of a Jesse Jackson-based rant about how the NFL is a conspiracy against black players. Oh well.

I love Bungholes over Raidahs
I love Vikes over Kitties
I love Raves over Chefs
I love Pats over Fins
I love Falsucks over Bucs
I love Skins over Uggles
I love Pants over G-men
I love Colts over Jags
I love Tits over Texis
I love S'hawks over Cards
I love Nines over puckers
I love J-E-T-S over Bill-ohs
I love Bolts over Bacos
I love Boys over Saints
I love Burrs over Ramoids

Atlanta over Tampa Bay
Philadelphia over Washington
Panthers over Giants
Indianapolis over Jacksonville
Dolphins over Pats
Minnesota over Detroit
Chiefs over Ravens
Tennessee over Houston
Cincinnati over Oakland
Seattle over Arizona
San Fran over the Pack
San Diego over Denver
NY Jets over Buffalo
Cowbosy over Saints
Chicago over St. Louis