Saturday, December 02, 2006

Week 13 - MoPhats

Cards over Rams
Falcons over skins
Pats over Lions
Colts over Titans
Chiefs over Browns
Bears over Viks
Jet over Pack
Chargers over Bills
Saints over 9ers
Texans over Raiders
Dolphins over Jags
Boys over Giants
Steelers over Bucs
Broncos over Seahawks

Taco's Bakers Dozen

Taco is sitting here wondering why the farf he continues to lose by virtue of rant point. Granted this has not been Taco's best year in regard to rants, but still Stromberg has it out for Taco. If I ever play the Buffet and somehow (if he decides to play a week) tie him and than lose by virtue of rant point, I will take the Leg outside behind the woodshed and kick his ass at Chinese checkers. Than again if I ever tie with the Buffet I deserve to lose because let's face it there is no chance of him getting his pics in. Also it has come to my attention that my early post went for the trifecta so I thought that maybe that should just be my thing from now on...
To the pics:

I love the Other Inappropriate Indian References to get it done against Poop. Has poop ever won a game?

I love the Bolts to get it done on the road against the Bills. LT is going to have 9 Td's all inside 2 yds. Stat line. 21 carries, 11 yds, 11 Td's (2 rec)

I love the Horses to upend the red hot Remember the Titans. I rented Glory Road who incidentally is by the same production company as Remember the Titans. Even though I have it for over a week, I'll probably never have a chance to watch it. Awesome Disney.

I love the Planes to upset the Pack in GB

I love the Inappropriate Indian References to get it done against a turmoil filled Hotlanta team

I love the John Adams and Benjamin Franklin against the Motor City Kitties

I love the Rams to sock it to the Red Birds

I love Kyky to take out Mod in Arm Wrestling

I love the Saints to take it to the 9ers

I love the worst team name over the Raiders

I love the Jags over the Fins

I love Taco Tuesday over Tim on the B-ball court

I love The Boys over the Men

I love the Inappropriate Steel Union Workers References to get it done against the Pirates

I love the B'cos to get it done at home

I love the Black Cats to handle the Patriotic Birds

I love Hometown Buffet at a retreat

and finally I love the Purple to get it done on the road in snowy Chitown. I have to wear a damn Bears jersey tomorrow, but I will say this: If it is to returned to its owner filled with Diet Cherry Coke and naco cheese sauce don't say I didn't warn you Freeburg.

Kyky - 13.2

I feel like a complete ass for wimping out, but homework is proving too urgent. Procrastination gets me every time.

I LOVE RUMS over cards
I LOVE SKINS over falsucks
I LOVE PATS over kitties
I LOVE COLTIES over teets
I LOVE CHEFS over shite
I LOVE BURRS over vikes
I LOVE PUCKERS over j-e-t-s
I LOVE BOLTS over bison
I LOVE RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE over niners
I LOVE TEXIS over black
I LOVE BOYS over g-men
I LOVE STEEL over bucaroos
I LOVE BACOS over s'hawks
I LOVE PANTS over uggles

Lem, my wife says hi.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Week 13 - MoPhats Part 1

Ravens over Bengals: Because purple is prettier than orange

Week 13 Part 1

In honor of TT's triple post I will pick the Ravens Ravens Ravens.
Holy crap guys game tonight? Why? Oh ya, it's bring your dog to work day! That's super neat! Hey ohh, enough bullcrappin' on to the pick a-ruskis.
Baltimore at Cincinnati - I like the Cin's in this battle. A little extra CINnamin in there CINcinnati chili equals a win tonight. GO BEARS!
Arizona at St. Louis - I love the Ram here. D Green has created the most demoralizing environment ever. Thank the Lord we didn't elect him as president.
Atlanta at Washington - I love Mylanta. Sure Vick is crappy one week and amazing the next. I think this is going to be an "amazing" week.
Detroit at New England - I'm giving this to the Pats, although I think the Loins will give them a good game. Who could vote against the best looking QB ever! That's right Kordell...I said it!
Indianapolis at Tennessee - Oh gee whiz! I love the Colts here. Tennessee has been on the up and up, but Danny Manning and the boyz have got there stuff together.
Kansas City at Cleveland - I like the Browns here. I don't know why. I'm just feeling like the Brown's have the HASH line in this one.
Minnesota at Chicago - I love Chicago, and I'm predicting and open field missed tackle by winfield.
N.Y. Jets at Green Bay - I like the Favre's, cause they are the Favre's and aren't the Packers.
San Diego at Buffalo - I love the Chargers. LT will score three TD's while watching Golden Girls inside of his viser.
San Francisco at New Orleans - I love the Saints
Houston at Oakland - I love Oakland
Jacksonville at Miami - I love Miami and there awesome defense
Dallas at N.Y. Giants - I love Dallas. Man the gants blow!
Tampa Bay at Pittsburgh - I love the Stealers
Seattle at Denver - I love Denver
Carolina at Philadelphia - I love Carolina

Kyky - 13.1

Sure. On the heels of almost getting a rant point comes the busiest week of the semester. And I'm up against the Lem, to boot. Plus, this Thursday game idea blows for pick 'em and fantasy--last week is barely over. It's about as awesome as spending quality rehearsal time with TLarson during Guys & Dolls. Lem, I know you feel me on this.

Lem, I will refer you to the Bethel Choir song you directed during your senior year, "Death is gonna lay its cold, icy hands on me." Now replace 'me' with 'you'. Boom.

I LOVE RAVES over Bengholes: Air McNair and the Rave offense is looking alright, but they'll look like Lem's luscious curls against a pretty weak Benghole defense.

More later, Lem. It's only just begun.

PS - I find it awesome that Peter has posted the exact same thing three times. I love you, Peter!

Taco Early Edition

So rumor has it that there is a game tonight. As much as I wanted to make all my picks right now, I need to consult with Hometown Buffet first to see who he would pick this week.

I love Edgar Allen Poe over the Bungles

Taco Early Edition

So rumor has it that there is a game tonight. As much as I wanted to make all my picks right now, I need to consult with Hometown Buffet first to see who he would pick this week.

I love Edgar Allen Poe over the Bungles

Taco Early Edition

So rumor has it that there is a game tonight. As much as I wanted to make all my picks right now, I need to consult with Hometown Buffet first to see who he would pick this week.

I love Edgar Allen Poe over the Bungles

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Week 13: Larson's Picks

Here's what I got:

Baltimore over Cincinnati
Minnesota over Chicago
Kansas City over Cleveland
San Diego over Buffalo
Indianapolis over Tennessee
Green Bay over NY Jets
Atlanta over Washington
New England over Detroit
St. Louis ove Arizona
New Orleans over San Francisco
Houston over Oakland
Jacksonville over Miami
Dallas over NY Giants
Pittsburgh over Tampa Bay
Denver over Seattle
Philadelphia over Carolina

Yaaaay!

N8

A thin layer of BUTTER for week 13

Just have to get these in before Thurs. If I have time I'll into a part duex complete w/ rants.

Ravens
Colts
Rams
Bears
Jets
Saints
Chargers
Chiefs
Falcons
Patriots
Dolphins
Texans
Steelers
Cowboys
Broncos
Panthers

Monday, November 27, 2006

Have a turkific day

Guys,
I had some technology trouble over the weekend. I went to submit my picks and ran into a security block on my Dad's stupid computer. So, I emailed my picks before the game to Craiger's and Splash. Neither of them received them though (I found this out last night). So, I checked my sent mail folder. Nothing there! Then I checked my drafts and it was there. So, here they are. I've you declare this a big pile of poop I don't care that much cause my picks sucked any way. The Bears lost and my fanasty football team lost by 39 points while I had Addai (44 pts) sitting on the bench doing nothing for me.
Miami at Detroit - I love Miami
Tampa Bay at Dallas - I love Dallas
Denver at Kansas City - I love Denver
Arizona at Minnesota - I love Denny Green and the Cardz
Carolina at Washington - I love Carolina
Cincinnati at Cleveland - I love Cin
Houston at N.Y. Jets - I love the Jets
Jacksonville at Buffalo - I love Buffalo
New Orleans at Atlanta - I love the Saints
Pittsburgh at Baltimore - I love the Balts
San Francisco at St. Louis - I love the Rams
Oakland at San Diego - I love the Chargers
Chicago at New England - I love Chicago
N.Y. Giants at Tennessee - I love the Giants
Philadelphia at Indianapolis - I love the Eagles
Green Bay at Seattle - I love Seattle