Ok Taco got a win last week, but it wasn't pretty. I hear he's looking to get a big week this week.
To the picks:
4 - I love the Orange and Blue horses versus Al Davis. This game is about as close as USC v. Minnehaha Academy J.V. circa 1996. Minnehaha is going to get a TD, but only because Snoop Dogg was doing a concert up the road and the USC left before the game was over. B'cos by 24.
3 - I love the Saintly men to rebound after a first week drubbing and take care of business v. the confused pirates. This game will look a lot like Taco and Mophats playing a round of disc against Buffet and Steve Goold. The round will be about as long as Buffets commitment to WDYL as Fo and Taco will have lost all of their discs by hole 4. Saints by 17.
2 - I love the Rams at home v. the gold rushers. The 9ers are better this year, and the Rams are not all that great, but they're at home and Tim sucks at 1 on 1. Rams by 7
1 - Finally I love the Bears to rebound against the Chiefs at home, can you believe that I am picking the Bears? Holy smokes this is probably a new low for me. I may be the only one (besides Lars) who can pick the Bears this week. This game should be the biggest gimme that ever was. I actually hope I lose this point, because it would probably be the funniest damn thing ever, but I doubt it. The Bears are only going to score 14 points (all defensive) but win by 30 because the the Chiefs are going to get penalized 16 points for sucking so much.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Butter Week Duex
4. I love 9ers to keep the roll going on the moons over my Rammy in a classic dingleberries vs. chickenpox match-up.
3. I'm diggin the Bungles over the streak marks in the classic battle of Optimous Prime vs. Mr. Roboto.
2. Pitt-stains over buff and the loosemans in a classic battle of Mrs. Pacman vs. Bowser's daughter in Super Mario 3.
1. I like the Rave over the Elijahless New York Giants in a classic matchup of wiping your arse with toilet paper versus just saying "f" it and hopping in the shower after a particularly dirty shiite.
I also just want to make a quick reference to Falcor, in the event that this week comes down to a tiebreaker again.
3. I'm diggin the Bungles over the streak marks in the classic battle of Optimous Prime vs. Mr. Roboto.
2. Pitt-stains over buff and the loosemans in a classic battle of Mrs. Pacman vs. Bowser's daughter in Super Mario 3.
1. I like the Rave over the Elijahless New York Giants in a classic matchup of wiping your arse with toilet paper versus just saying "f" it and hopping in the shower after a particularly dirty shiite.
I also just want to make a quick reference to Falcor, in the event that this week comes down to a tiebreaker again.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Modular - Week 2
4. Rams over 49'ers. What a crappy game of the week but a tough choice nontheless.
3. Broncos over Raiders. I'm so excited to pick the Broncos for the first time this year because it allows me to bring up Travis Henry and his 9 kids with 9 different women story. Now, Barry Bonds got a lot of attention with his HR pursuit but how about Henry getting some air time breaking the record previously held by the likes of Shawn Kemp (7 children with 6 women) and the late Derrick Thomas (7 children with 5 women). So these three athletes have combined for a total of 23 children with 20 women. Decent percentage if you think about it. I would have appreciated a little something like this from ESPN.
"We are now going to take you live to the bedroom of Travis "Not the Band" Henry as he attempts to break the record of most children with different woman. Right now he sits at 7 children with 7 different women. As you all know, the current record of 7 children with 6 women is held by the great Shawn "I really like the Ice Cream made by" Kemp. So without further ado, we take you live with Keyshawn "Don't call me Lyndon B" Johnson.
"Thanks Chris, you piece of @#%#. For the last 3 hours, Travis Henry has successfully hit on and brought back to his crib a lovely 20 year lady by the name of Destiny. Destiny seems interested but its anybody's guess if she will actually go through with this and make history. I talked to Travis while Destiny was in the bathroom and he feels quite confident he can get this girl knocked up. To be straight with all of you at home, he seems quite arrogant about the whole situation. Joining me in the room with the see through mirror is non other than the great Shawn Kemp."
"Wzzaup, Keyyshawn, itz the Rainz Man!" HOlllaz!"
"It's a honor to have you here Shawn. How are you feeling about your longstanding record being in jeopardy tonight? Travis has said from the beginning it was never about the record but his love for sex that got him this far."
"Welz, youza gotta love the womens firtz. Everythings elses falls into place, yu kno whatta I mean?
"You are truly an icon Shawn. As we return back to live action, Travis seems to have done it folks. Of course, we will need to wait a few weeks before we can officialy claim him the king of all sugar daddies. For all of us here in the viewing room of Travis Henry's bedroom, back to you Boomer."
2. Steelers over Bills. Mike Tomlin for coach of the year? You heard it here first.
1. Eagles over Skins. Eagles are bad, skins are badder. My english is baddest.
3. Broncos over Raiders. I'm so excited to pick the Broncos for the first time this year because it allows me to bring up Travis Henry and his 9 kids with 9 different women story. Now, Barry Bonds got a lot of attention with his HR pursuit but how about Henry getting some air time breaking the record previously held by the likes of Shawn Kemp (7 children with 6 women) and the late Derrick Thomas (7 children with 5 women). So these three athletes have combined for a total of 23 children with 20 women. Decent percentage if you think about it. I would have appreciated a little something like this from ESPN.
"We are now going to take you live to the bedroom of Travis "Not the Band" Henry as he attempts to break the record of most children with different woman. Right now he sits at 7 children with 7 different women. As you all know, the current record of 7 children with 6 women is held by the great Shawn "I really like the Ice Cream made by" Kemp. So without further ado, we take you live with Keyshawn "Don't call me Lyndon B" Johnson.
"Thanks Chris, you piece of @#%#. For the last 3 hours, Travis Henry has successfully hit on and brought back to his crib a lovely 20 year lady by the name of Destiny. Destiny seems interested but its anybody's guess if she will actually go through with this and make history. I talked to Travis while Destiny was in the bathroom and he feels quite confident he can get this girl knocked up. To be straight with all of you at home, he seems quite arrogant about the whole situation. Joining me in the room with the see through mirror is non other than the great Shawn Kemp."
"Wzzaup, Keyyshawn, itz the Rainz Man!" HOlllaz!"
"It's a honor to have you here Shawn. How are you feeling about your longstanding record being in jeopardy tonight? Travis has said from the beginning it was never about the record but his love for sex that got him this far."
"Welz, youza gotta love the womens firtz. Everythings elses falls into place, yu kno whatta I mean?
"You are truly an icon Shawn. As we return back to live action, Travis seems to have done it folks. Of course, we will need to wait a few weeks before we can officialy claim him the king of all sugar daddies. For all of us here in the viewing room of Travis Henry's bedroom, back to you Boomer."2. Steelers over Bills. Mike Tomlin for coach of the year? You heard it here first.
1. Eagles over Skins. Eagles are bad, skins are badder. My english is baddest.
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