Week Tree of the National Steriods, Cheating and Misdemeanor League

4 Twittenz over the Drooo Breez. I love to see a good old fashion love fest come to an end. Last year the Saints played an easy schedule and all the commenters dropped a big duce in their pants about how great the Saints are. Da Bears shut them down in the playoffs and still going into this year they are supposed to be the NFC favs. So what are we left w/ now: they are playing real teams who are lining up against them like they are for real and kickin the crap out of them. The "genious" Shaun Peyton is sweating like a whore in church. Look for them to do a little better at home, but still get beat by Jeff Fischer's mustache.

3 PATs over the Billz in the no-brainer of the week. Though I could never hate them like the yankees, I'm getting pretty tired of them. Do you ever wonder what kind of a job an A-hole like Belly-chick would do if he wasn't an NFL coach. Let's play this out and see... In one life he deals used cars in BILL'S AMERICAN FORD DEALERS OF AMERICA (the letters of the sign are all the colors of an American flag). His place is like any other used car lot, they will do anything to sell a car, in this case they whore out the American name (we've all seen it done). He shows up to work in an american flag sweat shirt with cutoff sleaves and refuses to budge on price.... Take two COMICS UNLIMITED. He's one of those know it all guys that works in the comic store. He now wears a black dress shirt, purple tie and cut-off sleaves. He's a total penis to everyone that comes in with his know-it-all-you're-not-worthy attitude. He's the man because knows that Superman was circumcised in book #4. Everyday he has 2 hour conversation with Tim Brown about the silver surfer... He's a Gate Agent for Jet Blue. This is his true calling. His condescending attitute sends customers through the roof like a Berg at a buffet. If your flight is cancelled or your seat's been given away he calls you up to the gate, ignors you for 10 minutes and tells you the bad news with a smile. He despises having to wear the company uniform, so to rebel he wears cut-off jean shorts underneath. He's actually quite popular amongst his co-workers because he's such a weiner.

2 Dungies over the Houston Toxins. Anyone else wondering what happened to all of Peyton's commercials. What the F. Look for Dungy to throw on the pads and play a little safety this game.

1 The Steve Smith's over the Turddy Birdz. The spirit of Ron Mexico has left to building. Can the Birdz do anything right?

I should mention a couple more things in case of a tiebreaker: Falcor, bicuits and gravey, Megatron, Master Splinter, Justin Timberlake, memory foam pillows, Tank Johnson, Moon Pies. I think that just about covers it.