Carolina at Tampa Bay: Carolina
Chicago at Minnesota: The Bears decided to charter a nice evening boat tour for the Vikings on sat night, Bears by 13
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh: Apparently you need and appendix to be a quaterback, Bengals
Green Bay at Detroit: Detroit, Roy Williams guaranteed a W so it must be true...
Jacksonville at Indianapolis: Manning is going to get it done again
Jets at Bills: this is the game you try to take a nap during.... Bills
Tenn. at Miami: phins
Wash. at Houston: Skins
Baltimore at Cleveland: Ravens are on a roll, they get the W
Giants at Seattle: Alexander not 100%, Giants with the W
Philly at San Fran: Eagles
St. Louis at Arizona: Cardinals
Denver at New England: Broncos....
Atlanta at New Orleans: Saints aren't going to lose in their "new" staidum, why did they rebuild that thing, well for that matter, why did they rebuild any of that city?
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Larson: Week 3
Hello, everybody! Wow, this "blogging" thing is neat, isn't it?
Here are my picks. I hope I get every pick right.
Washington over Houston: The only way a Battle For The Basement like this could be any worse is if the Packers could somehow play themselves.
Buffalo over NY Jets: Why does New York get so many football teams? There are some states (North Dakota, Nebraska, South Carolina, etc.) who don't even get one!
Detroit over Green Bay: I'm working on a poem: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Packers suck." Catchy, eh?
Indianapolis over Jacksonville: Ever stop to think that "Indianapolis" literally means "Indian City"? Or that "Jacksonville" literally means "Jackson's Village"? Peyton Manning will throw for over 350 yards. Also: don't you think Byron Leftwich has a baby face?
Minnesota over Chicago: Wow, this is going to be an amazing game. Close though it may be, Minnesota's D will hold, our O will find a way (three words: tight end play), and the Dome noise will end up being the deciding factor. Rex "Creepy Eyebrows" Grossman will never establish a real rhythm, and false starts will derail the Bears offense all afternoon.
Tennessee over Miami: In Iroquois, "Culpepper" means "To start sucking in 2005 and continue throughout the rest of one's career." Man, Pep...you're not good anymore, and I'm glad we traded you for two paperclips, a coupon for a free hamburger at White Castle, and a 25 watt compact flourescent bulb.
Pittsburgh over Cininnati: In pregame warmups on the field, Palmer inadvertantly runs into Cowher's chin, giving him a mild concussion and requiring 4 stitches. Darndest thing is, Cowher was still in his locker room! (I'm making light of the fact that Cowher's chin is really large...so large, in fact, that it would protrude onto the playing field while Bill was still in the locker room! That would require something like a 200 foot chin! I'm joking, of course...it's more than likely no more than a half an inch larger than the national average. But you must admit, it is rather pronounced!) (And by the way, I hope Ben doesn't play. He's not good, though he isn't Culpepper bad quite yet. And Culpepper isn't Favre bad quite yet.)
Carolina over Tampa Bay: Presidential visits aside, Tampa Bay won't beat a smoldering Panther team, still stewing over its last loss. And the Panthers won't be running any Mickey Mouse plays this week, either.
Baltimore over Cleveland: Lamest team name in the league aside, Baltimore will crush Cleveland. The Ravens? When I hear the name "Ravens", I think of none other than the precocious youngster who stole our hearts in the early nineties...Raven Symone. PS: She turns 21 on the tenth of December this year...party time!
NY Giants ove Seattle: As much as I know I shouldn't make this pick, I'm going to make it. There. I just did.
Arizona over St. Louis: Why not?
Philadelphia over San Francisco: "Thanks to San Francisco's large homosexual population, the Lord will give Philadelphia an overwhelming victory this Sunday. This will restore America's favor in the eyes of God, and return her to her rightful place as God's favorite country in the world." (This pick brought to you by celebrity football analyst Pat Robertson.)
New England over Denver: Denver, stick with making those great omelettes and writing catchy songs like "Take Me Home, Country Roads" and "The Eagle".
And finally, on Monday night...
Atlanta over New Orleans: Tearful homecomings aside, Vick's back. Nuff said.
Additionally, here are two bonus picks:
San Diego over Dallas, Kansas City over Oakland.
Here are my picks. I hope I get every pick right.
Washington over Houston: The only way a Battle For The Basement like this could be any worse is if the Packers could somehow play themselves.
Buffalo over NY Jets: Why does New York get so many football teams? There are some states (North Dakota, Nebraska, South Carolina, etc.) who don't even get one!
Detroit over Green Bay: I'm working on a poem: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Packers suck." Catchy, eh?
Indianapolis over Jacksonville: Ever stop to think that "Indianapolis" literally means "Indian City"? Or that "Jacksonville" literally means "Jackson's Village"? Peyton Manning will throw for over 350 yards. Also: don't you think Byron Leftwich has a baby face?
Minnesota over Chicago: Wow, this is going to be an amazing game. Close though it may be, Minnesota's D will hold, our O will find a way (three words: tight end play), and the Dome noise will end up being the deciding factor. Rex "Creepy Eyebrows" Grossman will never establish a real rhythm, and false starts will derail the Bears offense all afternoon.
Tennessee over Miami: In Iroquois, "Culpepper" means "To start sucking in 2005 and continue throughout the rest of one's career." Man, Pep...you're not good anymore, and I'm glad we traded you for two paperclips, a coupon for a free hamburger at White Castle, and a 25 watt compact flourescent bulb.
Pittsburgh over Cininnati: In pregame warmups on the field, Palmer inadvertantly runs into Cowher's chin, giving him a mild concussion and requiring 4 stitches. Darndest thing is, Cowher was still in his locker room! (I'm making light of the fact that Cowher's chin is really large...so large, in fact, that it would protrude onto the playing field while Bill was still in the locker room! That would require something like a 200 foot chin! I'm joking, of course...it's more than likely no more than a half an inch larger than the national average. But you must admit, it is rather pronounced!) (And by the way, I hope Ben doesn't play. He's not good, though he isn't Culpepper bad quite yet. And Culpepper isn't Favre bad quite yet.)
Carolina over Tampa Bay: Presidential visits aside, Tampa Bay won't beat a smoldering Panther team, still stewing over its last loss. And the Panthers won't be running any Mickey Mouse plays this week, either.
Baltimore over Cleveland: Lamest team name in the league aside, Baltimore will crush Cleveland. The Ravens? When I hear the name "Ravens", I think of none other than the precocious youngster who stole our hearts in the early nineties...Raven Symone. PS: She turns 21 on the tenth of December this year...party time!
NY Giants ove Seattle: As much as I know I shouldn't make this pick, I'm going to make it. There. I just did.
Arizona over St. Louis: Why not?
Philadelphia over San Francisco: "Thanks to San Francisco's large homosexual population, the Lord will give Philadelphia an overwhelming victory this Sunday. This will restore America's favor in the eyes of God, and return her to her rightful place as God's favorite country in the world." (This pick brought to you by celebrity football analyst Pat Robertson.)
New England over Denver: Denver, stick with making those great omelettes and writing catchy songs like "Take Me Home, Country Roads" and "The Eagle".
And finally, on Monday night...
Atlanta over New Orleans: Tearful homecomings aside, Vick's back. Nuff said.
Additionally, here are two bonus picks:
San Diego over Dallas, Kansas City over Oakland.
Butter - Week 3
Congrats to MOD on one of the best posts ever. I wish MOD was my Dad. I got no time here are my picks.
Giants - the s-hawks smell like poo
Bills - they have D
Bears - the soul of Ditka is alive and well
Lions - is there any way they can both get a loss for this one
Miami - Daute Cul-pooper will probably lay a big terd on the field, but the titans will lay a bigger
Washington
Bengals - This'll be a good one, I hope Joey Porter gets Johnson's other cheek
Colts - Peyton will win and make a commercial about it
Bucs
Ravens - is it time for another Ray-Ray murder
Cardinals
Eagles - the score of this one will be like a Madden game 169 - 44
Patriots
Falcons
Giants - the s-hawks smell like poo
Bills - they have D
Bears - the soul of Ditka is alive and well
Lions - is there any way they can both get a loss for this one
Miami - Daute Cul-pooper will probably lay a big terd on the field, but the titans will lay a bigger
Washington
Bengals - This'll be a good one, I hope Joey Porter gets Johnson's other cheek
Colts - Peyton will win and make a commercial about it
Bucs
Ravens - is it time for another Ray-Ray murder
Cardinals
Eagles - the score of this one will be like a Madden game 169 - 44
Patriots
Falcons
Friday, September 22, 2006
Taco Week 3
Ok big week for Taco. I mean perfection was only a sniff away. Does anyone really want a piece of The Taco??? I mean come on let’s be honest. I don’t even want a piece of the Taco. Mod is going to have a similar fate as his beloved Bears and be handed his first loss in week 3. Ok to the picks:
-I love the Skins to get out of the sinking ship and get their first victory on Sunday.
-I love the Bills to get it done against the fast planes. In case you’ll didn’t know, Taco loves the Bills.
-I love the Lio… Actually I hate this game but I think that the Lions are the better of the two and they will win at home. Although because they feel so bad for him, the NFL is going to let Bret Favre use a go cart on the field, so let’s see if that makes and difference in this one.
-I love the Colts against the Jags only because the Colts are at home. This should be a good game but Manning and company will get it done.
-I don’t love the Fish or the Titans, but the Titans suck more than a newborn calf at puppy at his/her momma’s teat. So the Fish and Pepp will get their first win.
-I love the Inappropriate Steel workers Union reference to rebound against the stripped cats. This should be a great game and Terry Bradshaw looked really good in practice.
-I love the Panthers to get it done finally against the Bucs. This was supposed to be the one of the best divisions in football, yet someone will be a pathetic 0-3 and it will be the boys from Tampa Bay.
-I love the Ravens to keep it rolling at the poop.
-I love the Men to upset the dirty sea birds on the road. Seattle has so many second and third receivers and they cannot all be on the field at the same time. Mike Holmgren said this week that he was going to run some 4 receiver sets now that Branch is on the squad. The embarrassing thing will come when Burleson and Jackson get together to get the new guy and team up to Table Top Branch on a slant over the middle. Which will cause a Men interception, which they will house. Men by 7.
-I love the red birds to get it done against the Rams. Larry Fitzgerald gave me a call the other night to see if I wanted to dust off the ol’ cleats and come run a little option in Tempe. Yet I told him thanks but no thanks. Then he asked me for a ride home.
-I love the patriotic birds to get it done in San Fran. This should really be a good one I can’t wait to watch it, and than jump off a bridge.
-I love the Pats to get it done at home against the B’cos. Is there a QB controversy in Denver?? Taco says I don’t know and I don’t care.
-I love Hotlanta to upset the re-opening of the Super Dome. Vicks crew is a lot better than I gave them credit for.-And finally the big game, the game o’ da week. The one we’ve been waiting for. Bears and Vikes. All I can say is: Skol Vikings let’s win this game. Skol Vikings honor thy name. Go get that first down, then get a touchdown rock em’ sock em’ fight fight fight fight. Go Vikings run out the score, you’ll hear us yell for more. V-I-K-I-N-G-S. Skol Vikings let’s go.
-I love the Skins to get out of the sinking ship and get their first victory on Sunday.
-I love the Bills to get it done against the fast planes. In case you’ll didn’t know, Taco loves the Bills.
-I love the Lio… Actually I hate this game but I think that the Lions are the better of the two and they will win at home. Although because they feel so bad for him, the NFL is going to let Bret Favre use a go cart on the field, so let’s see if that makes and difference in this one.
-I love the Colts against the Jags only because the Colts are at home. This should be a good game but Manning and company will get it done.
-I don’t love the Fish or the Titans, but the Titans suck more than a newborn calf at puppy at his/her momma’s teat. So the Fish and Pepp will get their first win.
-I love the Inappropriate Steel workers Union reference to rebound against the stripped cats. This should be a great game and Terry Bradshaw looked really good in practice.
-I love the Panthers to get it done finally against the Bucs. This was supposed to be the one of the best divisions in football, yet someone will be a pathetic 0-3 and it will be the boys from Tampa Bay.
-I love the Ravens to keep it rolling at the poop.
-I love the Men to upset the dirty sea birds on the road. Seattle has so many second and third receivers and they cannot all be on the field at the same time. Mike Holmgren said this week that he was going to run some 4 receiver sets now that Branch is on the squad. The embarrassing thing will come when Burleson and Jackson get together to get the new guy and team up to Table Top Branch on a slant over the middle. Which will cause a Men interception, which they will house. Men by 7.
-I love the red birds to get it done against the Rams. Larry Fitzgerald gave me a call the other night to see if I wanted to dust off the ol’ cleats and come run a little option in Tempe. Yet I told him thanks but no thanks. Then he asked me for a ride home.
-I love the patriotic birds to get it done in San Fran. This should really be a good one I can’t wait to watch it, and than jump off a bridge.
-I love the Pats to get it done at home against the B’cos. Is there a QB controversy in Denver?? Taco says I don’t know and I don’t care.
-I love Hotlanta to upset the re-opening of the Super Dome. Vicks crew is a lot better than I gave them credit for.-And finally the big game, the game o’ da week. The one we’ve been waiting for. Bears and Vikes. All I can say is: Skol Vikings let’s win this game. Skol Vikings honor thy name. Go get that first down, then get a touchdown rock em’ sock em’ fight fight fight fight. Go Vikings run out the score, you’ll hear us yell for more. V-I-K-I-N-G-S. Skol Vikings let’s go.
Kyky - Week 3
Holy sh**!! 8-8?!? What the f*** happened to me? I’m turning into Camaro/Legend. Going 8-8 is like winning free movie tickets from a radio station, only to find out that you’re going to to see ‘White Chicks’ for free. Hell, I almost got bested by Mystery Man. Looking at the schedule this week, I wish I could pick whether or not John Rocker is going to get beaten up by any group of people.
Mr. Butter: I’m going to pull you out of the refrigerator, stab you with a knife, and slather you all over a pastry. Yum!
I LOVE SKINS over Te-hans: Al Saunders’ new offense even has Joe Gibbs confused. Luckily, the Te-hans suck, and the Skins offense has been marginally productive. If the playbook is still unclear through the first half, look for Saunders himself to lead the offense in the second half. Skins by virtue of the fact that Mario Williams is not Reggie Bush.
I LOVE J-E-T-S over Bison: I’m iffy on this one, but I’ll say that the J-E-T-S have looked more impressive than the Bison thus far. That, and I heard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad roots for the Buffalo Bills. J-E-T-S by a peaceful nuclear program.
I LOVE PUCKERS over Loins: Perhaps the riskiest pick of all, but seeing as though Roy Williams is a bigger idiot than Hugo Chavez, I feel fairly confident with this one. Also, Matt Millen insists on constituting his offense entirely with WRs. Could we see Natedell’s alter-ego return to QB/receive for the Loins? Puckers by a reference to “El Diablo” and “the stench of sulfur.”
I LOVE COLTIES over Jags: Best game of the week! Colts by a couple of FGs.
I LOVE (hate) BURRS over Purple: As much as I hate the Burrs, they’re just better than the Vikes. This game is like a contest between the EU (Burrs) and India (Vikes). India’s got a lot of potential, but the EU’s just got some vicious tariffs to stop it in its tracks. Burrs because European farmers are more subsidized than even American farmers.
I LOVE FINS over Titans: On an unrelated note, the Redskins are shortened to ‘Skins’ often. Do the Titans then become the ‘Tits’? Just wondering. Fins by a more appropriate abbreviation.
I LOVE STRIPEYS over Crotch Ghouls: Another tough game. Carson Palmer wants to rip off the testies of each Crotch Ghoul, but the Ghouls just got embarrassed on MNF. Who wants it more? I’ll go with Palmer. “Vengence is mine,” saith the Lord. Close enough. Stripeys by vengence.
I LOVE PANTS over Mateys: Pants by virtue of…ah screw it…I just don’t care.
I LOVE EDGAR ALLEN POE over Drew Carey: Ravens are good. Browns are not. Ray Lewis scares the poop out of me. Poop just comes out of me. Steve McNair has ‘air’ in his name, Kellen Winslow has ‘slow’ in his name. Ravens by default…it’s simple logical reasoning.
I LOVE S’HAWNKNKS over G-men: Because Eli Manning just isn’t there quite yet. Also, Seattle:New York :: Vladivostok:Moscow. S’hawks by a puget sound.
I LOVE REDBIRDS over Not Ewes: Cards, because, like the people on Project Runway, they’re more chic.
I LOVE UGGLES over Frisco: As much as I love the Frisco burger, a Cheesesteak sandwich takes the win. Uggles by more gooey cheese.
I LOVE PATS over Broncs: Because, dammit, the Pats always win.
I LOVE FALCORS over Righteous People: Falcors by an over-emotional atmosphere.
Mr. Butter: I’m going to pull you out of the refrigerator, stab you with a knife, and slather you all over a pastry. Yum!
I LOVE SKINS over Te-hans: Al Saunders’ new offense even has Joe Gibbs confused. Luckily, the Te-hans suck, and the Skins offense has been marginally productive. If the playbook is still unclear through the first half, look for Saunders himself to lead the offense in the second half. Skins by virtue of the fact that Mario Williams is not Reggie Bush.
I LOVE J-E-T-S over Bison: I’m iffy on this one, but I’ll say that the J-E-T-S have looked more impressive than the Bison thus far. That, and I heard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad roots for the Buffalo Bills. J-E-T-S by a peaceful nuclear program.
I LOVE PUCKERS over Loins: Perhaps the riskiest pick of all, but seeing as though Roy Williams is a bigger idiot than Hugo Chavez, I feel fairly confident with this one. Also, Matt Millen insists on constituting his offense entirely with WRs. Could we see Natedell’s alter-ego return to QB/receive for the Loins? Puckers by a reference to “El Diablo” and “the stench of sulfur.”
I LOVE COLTIES over Jags: Best game of the week! Colts by a couple of FGs.
I LOVE (hate) BURRS over Purple: As much as I hate the Burrs, they’re just better than the Vikes. This game is like a contest between the EU (Burrs) and India (Vikes). India’s got a lot of potential, but the EU’s just got some vicious tariffs to stop it in its tracks. Burrs because European farmers are more subsidized than even American farmers.
I LOVE FINS over Titans: On an unrelated note, the Redskins are shortened to ‘Skins’ often. Do the Titans then become the ‘Tits’? Just wondering. Fins by a more appropriate abbreviation.
I LOVE STRIPEYS over Crotch Ghouls: Another tough game. Carson Palmer wants to rip off the testies of each Crotch Ghoul, but the Ghouls just got embarrassed on MNF. Who wants it more? I’ll go with Palmer. “Vengence is mine,” saith the Lord. Close enough. Stripeys by vengence.
I LOVE PANTS over Mateys: Pants by virtue of…ah screw it…I just don’t care.
I LOVE EDGAR ALLEN POE over Drew Carey: Ravens are good. Browns are not. Ray Lewis scares the poop out of me. Poop just comes out of me. Steve McNair has ‘air’ in his name, Kellen Winslow has ‘slow’ in his name. Ravens by default…it’s simple logical reasoning.
I LOVE S’HAWNKNKS over G-men: Because Eli Manning just isn’t there quite yet. Also, Seattle:New York :: Vladivostok:Moscow. S’hawks by a puget sound.
I LOVE REDBIRDS over Not Ewes: Cards, because, like the people on Project Runway, they’re more chic.
I LOVE UGGLES over Frisco: As much as I love the Frisco burger, a Cheesesteak sandwich takes the win. Uggles by more gooey cheese.
I LOVE PATS over Broncs: Because, dammit, the Pats always win.
I LOVE FALCORS over Righteous People: Falcors by an over-emotional atmosphere.
MOD - Week 3
One of my favorite shows growing up was "My Two Dads" starring Paul Reiser and Staci Keanan. I won't go into the quality of this show but I will merely mention that the theme of my picks this week is "My Two Mother$%&*ing Dads"
"My Two Dads are Rex Grossman and Brad Johnson. Kids always teased me about the age difference of my two dads but it eventually stopped after I started playing for my high school football team. I have a girlfriend named Regina who plays on the Badminton team! This week, my dads are playing each other and I have to go with my younger Dad on this one. Rex has superior arm strength, plus he got me this advertisement with the "Got Milk" campaign. Bears by 7! "
"Hey there brothers in Christ! My two dads are super Christian Jon Kitna and super everything Brett Favre. I am currently playing for my church football team, The Bethelem Bisons!, which doesn't require us to hit people. I love the team and my two dads which support me in everything I do. This week I have to go with my dad Jon Kitna. Super Christians just have what it takes to pull it out in the end. Lets just pray for no injuries and a great game for all involved. God Bless!"
"Hey Kiddos, It's me Carson Roethlisberger. My dad's are playing each other this week and although I almost lost my dad Ben this summer, Carson just can't shut up about his knee problems. I told him he's lucky to have a partner still seeing the severity of Ben's injuries and he quickly embraced me and told me to never take either of them for granted ever again. I like the Bengals chances this weekend so I will go with them. Look at my beard beoches, it's coming in!"
"Fo Shizzle my WDYL Wizzers! It's yo boy Daunte Collins comin at yat from the Bling Bling Nation Capital of the World! Daunte and Kerry have a tizzight game goin on this Sundayz and me and my homies are going with Daunte and his Dolphinz! Recogniz the power of the bling!
Other couples in play this weekend:
Chris Simms and Jake Delhomme. Look out for this cutie coming soon, Chris is expecting in late Winter 07. This little guy likes the Panthers since Buccaneers is too many syllabes for him to prounouce just yet.
Steve McNair and Charlie Frye. These two don't have any baby plans just yet. Charlie wants to work on his career first. Steve wants to win this weekend and will.
Donovan McNabb and Alex Smith. The bitter breakups have been too much for this couple and therapy is the last resort. Donovan gets the upper hand in this session and Alex gets put into a straight jacket.
Drew Brees and Michael Vick. Drew and Mike have had some fertility issues to deal with. It seems like Mike isn't as fertile as he needs to be. He is currently on the fertility drug that helped produce the septuplets a few years back. With Mike this determind, I can't see how he will lose Monday night. Go Falcors!
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Blak Egg week 3
Carolina at Tampa Bay - I love Carolinger sauce. If Mikey Stoegs wasn't the Buc's starting QB (In my book) I'd go with Tampa.
Chicago at Minnesota - I love the Large Ape-Dogs. Do you guy think that God was just wondering what a hybred of a Dog and Ape would look like and the result was a Bear? Neither do I.
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh - I'm taking the Steelers on this. Only on the fact they they are playing in Pittsburgh and I would not be surprised is some crazy Steelers fan invited Palmer and Chad out the night before and put some rat poison in their drinks.
Green Bay at Detroit - I love Detroit, but give me a break. I hope that Kitna does well just because he's a Christian.
Jacksonville at Indianapolis - Great Game! I'm giving this one up to the mucus and poop covered baby horse's. Plus, there and no Jag's in the US....come on!
N.Y. Jets at Buffalo - I like the Jet's over the Williams. Plus the Christmas album they put out in the 80's had great cover art.
Tennessee at Miami - I love Miami. I hate that I love Miami
Washington at Houston - I love Washington. I'm playing the Mystery Man
Baltimore at Cleveland - I love Baltimore. Is the mystery man playing?
N.Y. Giants at Seattle - I love Seattle. Fraser Crane and has the Sex in the City by a FG.
Philadelphia at San Francisco - Eagle over 9ers.
St. Louis at Arizona - I love Arizona. Doesn't St. Louis have a Cardinals team? Dude who's trippin'?
Denver at New England - Denver of NE. Mod over Lars. MOD cause he loves the Denver omellet. Lars cause he is from Boston. Peter cause he sleeps with Larry Fitzgerld.
Atlanta at New Orleans - Atl over New Orleans. Is there a message here? Alt....ATL...NO....NO ATL...NO ALT...NOAL....NOEL...NOEL Gallager has 11 toes
Chicago at Minnesota - I love the Large Ape-Dogs. Do you guy think that God was just wondering what a hybred of a Dog and Ape would look like and the result was a Bear? Neither do I.
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh - I'm taking the Steelers on this. Only on the fact they they are playing in Pittsburgh and I would not be surprised is some crazy Steelers fan invited Palmer and Chad out the night before and put some rat poison in their drinks.
Green Bay at Detroit - I love Detroit, but give me a break. I hope that Kitna does well just because he's a Christian.
Jacksonville at Indianapolis - Great Game! I'm giving this one up to the mucus and poop covered baby horse's. Plus, there and no Jag's in the US....come on!
N.Y. Jets at Buffalo - I like the Jet's over the Williams. Plus the Christmas album they put out in the 80's had great cover art.
Tennessee at Miami - I love Miami. I hate that I love Miami
Washington at Houston - I love Washington. I'm playing the Mystery Man
Baltimore at Cleveland - I love Baltimore. Is the mystery man playing?
N.Y. Giants at Seattle - I love Seattle. Fraser Crane and has the Sex in the City by a FG.
Philadelphia at San Francisco - Eagle over 9ers.
St. Louis at Arizona - I love Arizona. Doesn't St. Louis have a Cardinals team? Dude who's trippin'?
Denver at New England - Denver of NE. Mod over Lars. MOD cause he loves the Denver omellet. Lars cause he is from Boston. Peter cause he sleeps with Larry Fitzgerld.
Atlanta at New Orleans - Atl over New Orleans. Is there a message here? Alt....ATL...NO....NO ATL...NO ALT...NOAL....NOEL...NOEL Gallager has 11 toes
Jack Baker vs. Kerry Waas
Jack Baker
Who wins in a street fight?
A cooking showdown?
Finishing a 2 Liter the fastest?
Registering as a sex offender?
Who wins in a street fight?
A cooking showdown?
Finishing a 2 Liter the fastest?
Registering as a sex offender?
Kerry Waas
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Week 2 Taco
Ok so I first would like to rant againt Taco. Yes do not adjust your dial or your screen I am ranting against myself, because I figure that it will save all of you some time to rant against me. I am putting forth a fairly pathetic showing this week as it has been a bust week for me, and I just realized at 1 am on Sunday morning that I have not yet submitted my pics yet. I have had two weddings back to back and I am dead tired and going through Cannon in D withdrawl. Anyway my picks will be weak let me just say that. Very few comments. Yet with nothing further here they are.
By the way it is nice to finally see Lemke . I thought maybe he had become to important for us. I'm calling you out Lemke. I don't have a clue why but I'm frickin calling you out.
I love the Bills to rebound on the road at the Fins. Risky pick but Pepper will throw a late pick. Bills by a point.
I love the Men to rebound against the majestic birds.
I love Reggie Bush and company to send the Pack to back to back losses.
I love the Colts to make the Texans wish they had Reggie Bush
I don't love the Bears but they will win. Go Tim's Penis
I love the stripped cats to get it done against the poop
I love Tampa to rebound at Hotlanta. Bucs by 3
I really love Baltimore to destroy the Raiders. Oakland will extend their scoreless streak to 8 quarters. Ravens by 2,982
I love the dirty sea birds to win a close one with the red birds. Hawks lead by coach Riley and Adam Banks by 3.
I love the 9ers to win at home by a 1/2 a point. This game is really going to suck.
I love the Bolts to get it done at home.
I love the Pats to get it done against the planes
I love the B'cos to rebound at home
I love the boys to get it done at home with a Portisless Skins team
I love to Jags to upend the defending S Bowl champs
Finally and most importantly I love the Vikes to get it done agains the Smithless Cats.
By the way it is nice to finally see Lemke . I thought maybe he had become to important for us. I'm calling you out Lemke. I don't have a clue why but I'm frickin calling you out.
I love the Bills to rebound on the road at the Fins. Risky pick but Pepper will throw a late pick. Bills by a point.
I love the Men to rebound against the majestic birds.
I love Reggie Bush and company to send the Pack to back to back losses.
I love the Colts to make the Texans wish they had Reggie Bush
I don't love the Bears but they will win. Go Tim's Penis
I love the stripped cats to get it done against the poop
I love Tampa to rebound at Hotlanta. Bucs by 3
I really love Baltimore to destroy the Raiders. Oakland will extend their scoreless streak to 8 quarters. Ravens by 2,982
I love the dirty sea birds to win a close one with the red birds. Hawks lead by coach Riley and Adam Banks by 3.
I love the 9ers to win at home by a 1/2 a point. This game is really going to suck.
I love the Bolts to get it done at home.
I love the Pats to get it done against the planes
I love the B'cos to rebound at home
I love the boys to get it done at home with a Portisless Skins team
I love to Jags to upend the defending S Bowl champs
Finally and most importantly I love the Vikes to get it done agains the Smithless Cats.
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