Week 4 - MoPhats

Since MOD thought he would take a cross section of the entire population of "Steve Smith World" I thought i would more accurately portray the true identity of this "Steve Smit." (with some alterations of course)

I will rant this week in the form of pictures:

Your out of the top of the standings quicker than an audience running for the doors at a "Steve Smith and The Nakeds Truth" show...

Atlanta over Arizona: Falcons will get the W after and embarrassing lose to the Saints

Dallas over Tennessee: As much as i hate TO, the Titans just plain suck

Indianapolis over Jets:

Houston over Miami: another game to take a nap during

Minn over Bills: Viks are gonna come out passing after the loss

Saints over Panthers: panthers aren't as good as everyone claims they are

Ravens over Chargers

Chiefs over 9ers

Lions over Rams

Raiders over Browns: i'd rather go watch a pee-wee game down the street...

Jaguars over Skins

patriot's over Bengals: i'm going for the upset, Bengals are getting cocky after beating the Steelers

Bears over Seahawks: huuuuuggggggeee game, Da Bears will show that they are the best team in the NFC after this W... Alexander or no Alexander

Eagles over Packers

Butter - Week 4

First I have to give Lars props on being a very good fairweather fan. How is it that you are a Bolts and Pats fan? Please don't start cheering for the Bears, they don't need any bad karma. Why aren't you cheering for any teams that suck? In the intrest of being fair I'll drop the hammer on a few others. Hey Tim, remember that time my little brother Alex merclessly slaughtered you in NFL BLITZ on N64 at the ripe young age of 8 with a Packer's game type score of 42 - 7. You were so disturnbed that you went home and practiced to beat the young child. How about the time Ben Stahl came to my brother's bachelor party. Hey MOD, remember that time we were playing tackle football in the snow on a church retreat and some girls wanted to play. So you clotheslined Paul Berg's current wife Brook. You really can be an evil A...but I love you for it. Hey Berg's, what about bare Sandy hugs.

OK enough of that. On to the picks.

San Fran - They'll emerge the winner of the "Fecal Bowl," KC needs an O-Line
Miami
Dallas - Somebody needs a hug
Indy
Minn - I have a man-crush on Brad Johnson's safe cerebral style of play
Baltimore - Steve McGramma has it in him still
Carolina - I think the Panthers are overrated and New Orleans is underrated, but the Steve Smiths will win at home
Atlanta
St. Louie
Cleveland
Jax
Cinci - The Pat's era is at an end
Chicago - I wish they could be tested to the limit this week against a fully functioning Seahawks sqaud, maybe God'll rethink healing Shaun
Philly - This a a fantasy player's dream match-up

Mod - Week 4

Well, the week I have been waiting for ever since Mophats got ejected against Oakdale covenant in a church basketball league game. You're going down quicker than a Antonio Winfield tackle attempt.

Indy vs. Jets: Gotta love the Colts this week.

Saints vs. Panthers: Panthers are finally waking up now I think. I like them over the Saints. By the way, how many Steve Smith's can we get in life these days. Here are just some of the one's that I get confused with:

WR Steve Smith Carolina Panthers

Sharshooter and Dream Team III Member Steve Smith

Former Hawks and Oilers defensemen Steve Smith

Current USC Wide Receiver Steve Smith

American Dad son Steve Smith

Chargers at Baltimore: I like the Chargers this week but I would not be surprised if the Ravens pull this one off. We are still waiting to see what Rivers can do when he needs to pass.

Dolphins at Texans: I love the Dolphins again this week only since its the Texans they are playing.

Cardinals at Falcons: Boy was I wrong last week. Falcons looked absolutely horrible but they are a much better team at home.... I'll give them the Edge by 6. Pun intended.

Vikings at Buffalo: Tough one here. I think the Vikings pull this one out though, that defense is quite impressive and Buffalo has no offense.

Boys at Titans: TO catches an OT pass. Dang, so close to a palindrome. Cowboys take this one.

IV VIIII'ers at Chiefs: I Iike the Chiefs at home, welcome to the 1 win club.

Lions at Rams: Mike Martz returns to the dome. I like the Rams.

Jags at Skins: Jags pull this one off. Just a hunch.

Browns over Raidahs: If I were given either of these teams in a Madden franchise, I would strap my Xbox 360 to a phone pole, burn the pole down, take the ashes and poop on them and then send it in a box to Detroit.

Pats at Bengals: The dynasty is over folks, Bengals in a route.

Seahawks at Bears: Daaaaaaaa Bears.

Packers at Eagles: Eaaggggggggggles

Kyky: Week 3

Alright, I finally pulled out a win last week. I’m not feeling particularly creative or insightful this week. I just hope I run over Larson with a Mack truck on my way to .500.

I LOVE CARDS over Falcors: Even though in a real life Falcon beats Cardinal, the vaunted running attack of the make-believe Falcons got stuffed by the Saints last week. The Cards mediocre defense has at least as good a shot. Cards by a feather.

I LOVE BOYS over Titans: I almost want to pick the Titans on principle. I can’t stand hearing about it every time TO gets injured or takes a poop. Flash forward ten years and I fear that TO will be hawking autographs at trading card shows in the Kandiyohi County (MN) mall in Willmar. Boys by fewer pain pills.

I LOVE COLTS over J-E-T-S: While the Jets are improving, they’re just not in the same league as…oh they are? Well, they’re going to lose. Colts by a dirty subway car.

I LOVE FINS over Te’hans: It is damn satisfying, as a Vikings fan, to see Daunte Culpepper bring his fumble-fingers, handicap clap, and stupid arm jestures to another team. That said, David Carr doesn’t even have those things. Fins by Daunte’s ugly mug.

I LOVE PURPLE over Bison: I know what you’re thinking. “Homer!” This would be the case if the Bills could compete with Bethel’s football team. But they can’t. Hell, the wdyl community could put together a team that could compete with the Bills. Purple by a good, hearty Steve Johnson cry.

I LOVE PANTS over Righteous People: The Saints can’t keep it up. Something’s gotta go wrong for them. Pants by Murphy’s law.

I LOVE RAVES over Bolts: The best damn game of the week. I say Ravens only because they’re at home, and their defense looks like the Union soldiers on top of Little Round Top. Nothing’s getting through. Raves by Robert E. Lee’s hubris.

I LOVE CHEFS over Ninahs: Chefs by an Arrowhead.

I LOVE NOT EWES over Loins: Not Ewes by a Roy Williams guarantee.

I LOVE POOPIES over Raidahs: Because somebody has to win, and it ain’t gonna be the
Raidahs.

I LOVE JAGS over Skins: Because even Norman Einstein couldn’t figure out the Skins playbook.

I LOVE STRIPEYS over Patsies: Because Carson Palmer is as hot as magma.

I LOVE BURRS over S’hawks: Because Shaun Alexander isn’t playing, and the Burrs defense is.

I LOVE UGGLES over Puckers: Not even close. Uggles by witty Kornheiser banter.

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Lost at Birth?

Big Picks?

What is the deal with the Saints always being a big pick? They have Bush and Deuce and they are 3-0? Big pick? How the heck is Denver a big pick? A lot of people are picking Denver to win the Super bowl.