Saturday, September 08, 2007

Taco Tuesday special

Well it is finally back, the long awaited return of WDYL.

4 - I love the Rightwich Jags at home against Remember the Titans.
3 - I love my Vikes to get off to a good start v. the Vickless Dirty Birds. The Vikes will have the most fans they have ever had for a game as every animal lover and PETA member will be routing for them. Boat Cruises by 3.
2 - I love the Bolts to get it done against the Bears. This is inevitably the minority pick... But it is the right one. That commercial we saw all off season with L.T. for Nike will come to be truth on Sunday. Bolts by 10
1 - I love the Ravens on the road at the Bungles. Ravens are going to surprise some people this year... Plus I need there D for fantasy purposes.

MoPhats - Week 1

4 - Da Bears over Chargers
Time to see Grossman version 2 contract year edition... Wait and see you Bear haters.

3 - Seahawkings over Bucs
The bucs are a apathetic excuse for a pro football team. You can depend on them winning as much as you can depend on hometown buf making some picks.

2 - New England over Jets
Well lets just be honest, Brady is my starting QB in fantasy football and he's gotta rock the jets world.

1 -Boys over Mini Manning
Romo still has something to prove...

Umm i don't know who i'm going head to head with this week so, the next statement covers a lot of ground:
Vikings suck and can't even get their games televised without the networks help... Thats sad.

Primera Semana

4 - Bears over Chargers...After taking a year off to ponder life much like the great Ricky Williams once did, and Samantha Sosa for that matter, I am now back and ready to bat .219.

3 - Rammies over Pants - Since I'll never vote for St. Louis in a WDYL baseball edition, I would like to support the town in some way because of the nice arch that they have. And I also am a fan of Marty St. Louis, the bulldog of the NHL.

2 - S-Hawks over Pirates - My roommate is from Seattle and is forcing me to pick this one. Is he around? No. Does he know that I'm in WDYL? No. But I do.

1 - Boys over the Little Giants - Ice Box doesn't come out in the 2nd half of this remake and Al Bundy's team pulls out the victory over Bob McKenzie (aka Danny O'Shea)

Week 1 Man of Butter

WDYL is back and all the Bear -haters will get another chance to sing. I'd like to take this moment to remind everybody to fasten their kilts, shave their knuckles, and prepare for another wild ride of NFL action, felonies and end zone celebrations. With no further delay we move to the picks:

4. DA BEARS over duh bolts - The Bears D is back and in full power and I can't wait to see them wax LT's MVP bikini line into the turf. Never under estimate the capabilities of Tim Brown's brother at safety. Look for Mike to play some Warcraft during breaks. It is very possible that Merriman will eat Rex Grossman this week and poop out a mutant QB. The Bears will whoop the bolts like Mokena.

3. PATS over jets - Belly-check and Braidie are vicious mountain cats and Mangina is their litter box. The patties will cover the field like it's the national Frogger Championships. The Pats will whoop the jets like Mokena.

2. SEA-CHICK-FIL-A-holes over bucca de peppos - They're at home and the bucs are old like chest hair, rolling your jean bottoms and koala yummies. This must be the male pattern baldness superbowl featuring posterboys Hassleback and Garcia. The seachix will roGain a ton of yards. The Seachix will whoop the bucs like Mokena.

1. BRONX over buffy-lows - You know what "they" say, "defense beats crappy teams." The bronc will do well because all their players are on my fantasy teams and I'm gonna buy them Aurelios pizza before the game. After this game Fathead will start making Aurelios Pizza "fatheads," only at fathead.com. The Bronx will whoop the buffs like Mokena.





















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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Week 1

4 - PIT @ CLE - Pitts over Browns - Sorry Family
3 - NE @ NYJ - Pats over Jets - Sorry Jones
2 - DEN @ BUF - Denver over Buf - The buffet is bad at the internet
1 - CHI @ SD - Bears over everything

Modular Week 1 picks

4. New England over the Jets.






Brady holding a rare breed of the Mangina.












3. Jags over the Tits. So all this time, I thought David Garrard was younger than Leftwich. I had no idea he was 2 years older. Since when did cutting the young starter in turn for the older backup veteran become the way of life in the NFL. I love the Jags just for thinking outside the box.



2. Colts over Saints. Power to the magical striped sweater. The thing I love most about this photo is the flannel and 80's hat the oldest son Cooper is wearing. Brings me back to 80% of my wardrobe in junior high.





















1. Bears over Chargers. Gotta love the Bears here. A healthy defense will hold down L.T. and I still don't believe Rivers is a game changing QB.





You can stay under the tarp Brad, we won't need you.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Welcome to the 2007 season

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