Week 3

Ok, so there is a possibility that Taco was confused about the way the arbitrary point system worked. Yet Taco seems to think that it is all to business now.

Before Taco gets to the picks, Taco needs to get something off his chest... Lose to the Buf? That's bull sh**. Are we sure that it was the Buf who even picked, I mean come on, it was probably one of his RA's who picked for him while he was playing air hockey in the game room. If I lose to Mod because of a rant point it is because he probably has submitted a book of photoshop picks of Tim dunking on WNBA players. But the Buf? If the Buf were here in week 10 this loss would be respectable, I'm calling the Buf out, be here in week 10. Pick the Bears in week 10, let's go here.
Also lets be honest Taco is not going to bring the heat every week. There is no respect for Fomats and Taco's ineptitude at D golf or M.A. JV football references. I bust those out at least three times a year, but that first time is always special...

Now to the picks, its late and my picks are week, so if I tie I will inevitably lose my rant point again, awesome Leg... awesome.

4- Saints over Remember the Titans
3 - J-E-T-S get off the Schnide at home against the Fins
2 - Purple over K.C. I picked my squad week one and they came up big
1 - Patriots at home against the Bills, this game may be the easiest pick all week.

MoPhats - Week 3

4 - Saints over Texens - Losing to the Bucs = embarrassing
3 - Pats over Bills - Pats = unstoppable
2 - Chargers over Pack - Farve = done
1 - Steelers over 9ers - this may be a long shot but oh well

Week Tree of the National Steriods, Cheating and Misdemeanor League

4 Twittenz over the Drooo Breez. I love to see a good old fashion love fest come to an end. Last year the Saints played an easy schedule and all the commenters dropped a big duce in their pants about how great the Saints are. Da Bears shut them down in the playoffs and still going into this year they are supposed to be the NFC favs. So what are we left w/ now: they are playing real teams who are lining up against them like they are for real and kickin the crap out of them. The "genious" Shaun Peyton is sweating like a whore in church. Look for them to do a little better at home, but still get beat by Jeff Fischer's mustache.

3 PATs over the Billz in the no-brainer of the week. Though I could never hate them like the yankees, I'm getting pretty tired of them. Do you ever wonder what kind of a job an A-hole like Belly-chick would do if he wasn't an NFL coach. Let's play this out and see... In one life he deals used cars in BILL'S AMERICAN FORD DEALERS OF AMERICA (the letters of the sign are all the colors of an American flag). His place is like any other used car lot, they will do anything to sell a car, in this case they whore out the American name (we've all seen it done). He shows up to work in an american flag sweat shirt with cutoff sleaves and refuses to budge on price.... Take two COMICS UNLIMITED. He's one of those know it all guys that works in the comic store. He now wears a black dress shirt, purple tie and cut-off sleaves. He's a total penis to everyone that comes in with his know-it-all-you're-not-worthy attitude. He's the man because knows that Superman was circumcised in book #4. Everyday he has 2 hour conversation with Tim Brown about the silver surfer... He's a Gate Agent for Jet Blue. This is his true calling. His condescending attitute sends customers through the roof like a Berg at a buffet. If your flight is cancelled or your seat's been given away he calls you up to the gate, ignors you for 10 minutes and tells you the bad news with a smile. He despises having to wear the company uniform, so to rebel he wears cut-off jean shorts underneath. He's actually quite popular amongst his co-workers because he's such a weiner.

2 Dungies over the Houston Toxins. Anyone else wondering what happened to all of Peyton's commercials. What the F. Look for Dungy to throw on the pads and play a little safety this game.

1 The Steve Smith's over the Turddy Birdz. The spirit of Ron Mexico has left to building. Can the Birdz do anything right?

I should mention a couple more things in case of a tiebreaker: Falcor, bicuits and gravey, Megatron, Master Splinter, Justin Timberlake, memory foam pillows, Tank Johnson, Moon Pies. I think that just about covers it.

MOD - Week 3

First off, I gotta give some props to the Hometown Buffet for showing up for the first two weeks. It really doesn't feel like the WDYL season starts though until he starts missing weeks and we play the "Where is the Buffet?" photoshop contest. Kind of like, a Bears season doesn't really start until Mike Brown lands on the IR. Or for that matter, a Cubs season doesn't really start until Mark Prior lands on the DL. And also like an episode of Full House really doesn't start until Stephanie Tanner says "How Rude". It's these types of events that make you aware that its time to strap it down and get ready for a long year. On that note, here are my picks.

Saints over Titans.

Now those are some pretty intense math problems on that board behind Vince. Makes you wonder who could sove that problem first. Vince or the baby? Granted the baby would have to grow a couple more years but would Vince be able to solve it by then? Your guess is as good as mine.




Pats over Bills


So Rodney Harrison takes HGH, Belichick tapes other teams signals, Brady has children with ex girlfriends, and Randy Moss is Randy Moss. What's not to love about this bunch. I still like them over the Bills but my hatred for everything Boston is growing by the year. First, all of this Red Sox Nation bologne, then Danny Ainge thinking he's running an NBA Live team with fatigue turned off, and now the Patriots assemble this group of misfits, pollywags, and no good poop stains.


/END Rant

Ravens over Cards.

My website of the week is drunkathlete.com so this pick is dedicated to that site. Here's one of the Ravens own Kyle Boller. Perhaps sitting his ass on the bench all these years has gotten to him. I personally love the Ravens headgear somebody put on him. LOVE it!

Panthers over Falcons.

This brings me back to my animal fights days. I'm pretty sure the Panther would win this battle so here's to the land animal.

Terminator 3

I'm far too lazy to go back and see what games I picked last week, so if I'm just going to guess that I didn't pick any of these teams.

New Orleans over Tennessee

Pit over SF

Ind over Hou

Was over NYG

Now, on to the real discussion.
Does anyone know the storyline of the Terminator movies? I was thinking about this yesterday during my evening run. Ok, in the first one, Jon Conner travels back in time (nude) to try and save himself from being killed. Cool.
In the second movie, the Terminator goes back in time (nude). Wait, why can't clothes travel back in time? Why can metal flesh, bone, and harddrive travel back, but no clothing? So, in the second movie they are trying to destroy the beginning of AI. I forget what happens here, did they succeed. I don't care anymore. I need to get back to work.

Von Kas II

4 - St. Louis Rams over San Francisco 49ers
3 - Pittsburgh Steelers over Buffalo Bills
2 - Washington Redskins over Philadelphia Eagles
1 - Denver Broncos over Oakland Raiders

I didn't feel right making these picks before I visited that guy in Buffalo with the spinal injury, so now I'm back and without further ado...

Pick 'em: (2) Rams over Frisco -- Great rivalry here. Kind of a toss up for me, though. I also don't really give a s*^#. I used to like watching Rams games when they would show Kurt Warner's wife for half the game, but now it just doesn't do it for me.

(4) Bears over KC Masterpiece -- I feel like it might be worth the $200 to scalp a Bears ticket just to start chanting "Put in Griese" (Followed with some rhythmic claping)

(3) Saints over TB -- I wish that TB was still in the the NFC North, so it wouldn't be so far of a drive for me to go to a Bears v. Bucs game and do my darndest to punch Jon Gruden in the neck.

(1) 'Troit over Vikes -- Perhaps for the first time in 9+ years, this might actually be a decent game to watch! I think I'll watch Animal Planet instead.

MoPhats - Week 2

Quick picks.... I'm on vacation.


4 - 49ers over Rams -
3 - Bengals over Browns -
2 - New Orleans over the "can't believe your that bad bucs" -
1 - Denver over Oakland