I already sent my picks to legend on time but i thought i would post my picks too....
Miami at Pittsburgh – Steelers, even though they will be without roth, Cullpeper will be injured within the first two min and be out for the season
Atlanta at Carolina – Panthers
Baltimore at Tampa Bay – Ravens, bucs who?
Buffalo at New England – Pats
Cincinnati at Kansas City – Bengals, they are going to start off were they left off last year, pre Carson Palmers injury…. Then the entire team has to rush back to cinci for court dates.
Denver at St. Louis – Broncos
New Orleans at Cleveland – Saints, man is going to be fun to watch bush in the NFL
NY Jets at Tennessee – Jets, but I agree with Mr. Egg, WHO CARES
Philadelphia at Houston - Eagles
Seattle at Detroit – Seahawks
Chicago at Green Bay - Bears, Favre now qualifies for the NFL’s senior citizen program for a free cup of coffee during the game
Dallas at Jacksonville – Cowboys, T.O is going to prove to us why he needed to take the pre-season off
San Francisco at Arizona – Cardinals, new stadium new team
Indianapolis at NY Giants – Colts
Minnesota at Washington – Skins, VICKINGS SUCK AND ALWAYS WILL
San Diego at Oakland - Chargers
Thursday, September 07, 2006
my pix
Sorry boy's just joined in here and I'm under a time crunch to submit. Here are my picks.
Pitt over Mia - Pitt is at home
Carolina over Atl - Vic still doesn't know how to pass
Tampa over Balt - tamp at home and will be good this yr
New Eng over Buff - Does Buf have a QB?
Cinci over KC - KC never seems to have any D, offense is old now
Denver over St. louie
New Orleans over Cle - New Orleans will come out of the gate strong, then fizzle
Tennessee over Jets
Philly over Hou
Seattle over Detroit - No Harrington no Wins
Chicago over GB - Chi will go undefeated this yr
Jax over Dallas - Jax at home
Arizona over San Fran
Indy over New York - Indy starts strong
Washington over Minn - no brainer
San Diego over Oakland - close game here
-Butter
Pitt over Mia - Pitt is at home
Carolina over Atl - Vic still doesn't know how to pass
Tampa over Balt - tamp at home and will be good this yr
New Eng over Buff - Does Buf have a QB?
Cinci over KC - KC never seems to have any D, offense is old now
Denver over St. louie
New Orleans over Cle - New Orleans will come out of the gate strong, then fizzle
Tennessee over Jets
Philly over Hou
Seattle over Detroit - No Harrington no Wins
Chicago over GB - Chi will go undefeated this yr
Jax over Dallas - Jax at home
Arizona over San Fran
Indy over New York - Indy starts strong
Washington over Minn - no brainer
San Diego over Oakland - close game here
-Butter
Week One Picks: Larson
Pittsburgh over Miami: Will Smith chart-topping singles of the same name aside, Miami will have a tough time handling Ben “Cadillac Face” Rothlisburger.
Baltimore over Tampa Bay: Tampa Gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Atlanta over Carolina: Nothing could be finer than a win at Carolina. I’ll stick with Vick. Falcons will beat everyone that they meet.
St. Louis over Denver: Kurt Warner, baby! From the grocery aisle to the top of the pile! (What? He’s on what team now? Oh…I should prolly change my pick then…)
New England over Buffalo: Geographically, as well as victorally.
Philadelphia over Houston: Carr’s no star…Eagles will nab…I mean “McNabb” this victory!
New Orleans at Cleveland: Reggie Bush will use his #2 draft pick slight as motivation to put up over 200 yards rushing against a porous Cleveland defense. Plus, I have no idea what the crap I’m saying.
Seattle over Detroit: Somewhere, the ghost of Kurt Cobain is kicking the crap out of the ghost of Henry Ford. Also, he’s watching reruns of his bass player try to catch his instrument with his head on live network television.
NY Jets over Tennessee: Joe Namath is predicting a victory. And making yet another drunken pass at an old and yellowed picture of Suzy Kolber that he clipped out of an old ESPN The Magazine magazine.
Kansas City over Cincinnati: Remember when that one return guy returned punts in the first four games three or so years ago? That was sweet. He had a long neck, as I recall. Not Merton Hanks long or anything, but longer than the national average. And he kept it on a swivel, too. That’s why he was so good.
Chicago over Green Bay: Picking a winner here is like picking which you’d rather have: A poop mustache, or a turd goatee. I’ll pick the turd goatee, Chicago. PS: Brett Favre retires after six games, all losses.
Dallas over Jacksonville: All T.O. does is catch touchdown passes. And suck.
Arizona over San Francisco: All Denny Green does is win. And eat.
Indianapolis over NY Giants: Eli Who-ning? Big brother bruises his throwing hand by repeatedly spanking his younger brother’s pasty white backside.
Minnesota over Washington: Coach Childress’s discipline-first organization takes its first confident step towards their world championship. Victory joy will be shortlived, however, as Fred Smoot and Dwight Smith are caught later that evening in a compromising situation down some dark back alley near the Capitol Building.
If I'm reading the schedule correctly, then I'm honored to handing be you your first loss, Nat Treas. (National Treasure? National Treason? Mattress?)
Baltimore over Tampa Bay: Tampa Gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Atlanta over Carolina: Nothing could be finer than a win at Carolina. I’ll stick with Vick. Falcons will beat everyone that they meet.
St. Louis over Denver: Kurt Warner, baby! From the grocery aisle to the top of the pile! (What? He’s on what team now? Oh…I should prolly change my pick then…)
New England over Buffalo: Geographically, as well as victorally.
Philadelphia over Houston: Carr’s no star…Eagles will nab…I mean “McNabb” this victory!
New Orleans at Cleveland: Reggie Bush will use his #2 draft pick slight as motivation to put up over 200 yards rushing against a porous Cleveland defense. Plus, I have no idea what the crap I’m saying.
Seattle over Detroit: Somewhere, the ghost of Kurt Cobain is kicking the crap out of the ghost of Henry Ford. Also, he’s watching reruns of his bass player try to catch his instrument with his head on live network television.
NY Jets over Tennessee: Joe Namath is predicting a victory. And making yet another drunken pass at an old and yellowed picture of Suzy Kolber that he clipped out of an old ESPN The Magazine magazine.
Kansas City over Cincinnati: Remember when that one return guy returned punts in the first four games three or so years ago? That was sweet. He had a long neck, as I recall. Not Merton Hanks long or anything, but longer than the national average. And he kept it on a swivel, too. That’s why he was so good.
Chicago over Green Bay: Picking a winner here is like picking which you’d rather have: A poop mustache, or a turd goatee. I’ll pick the turd goatee, Chicago. PS: Brett Favre retires after six games, all losses.
Dallas over Jacksonville: All T.O. does is catch touchdown passes. And suck.
Arizona over San Francisco: All Denny Green does is win. And eat.
Indianapolis over NY Giants: Eli Who-ning? Big brother bruises his throwing hand by repeatedly spanking his younger brother’s pasty white backside.
Minnesota over Washington: Coach Childress’s discipline-first organization takes its first confident step towards their world championship. Victory joy will be shortlived, however, as Fred Smoot and Dwight Smith are caught later that evening in a compromising situation down some dark back alley near the Capitol Building.
If I'm reading the schedule correctly, then I'm honored to handing be you your first loss, Nat Treas. (National Treasure? National Treason? Mattress?)
Taco Week 1
My oh my does it feel good to be picking again. I look for a big year out of Taco Tuesday. However, Taco Tuesday will have less fluff this year and more substance. Simply put... Taco Tuesday is all about winning.
-Fish vs. Inappropriate: Union workers references. Even though it is Batch at the helm, and Ward is hurt, the Unions D is too tough. I like the Unions by two shiploads of taconite.
-Ravens at aka Pirates: Taco thinks that the Pirates are going to be much improved this year, and even though Chris Simms may suck their D is still dominate. Pirates by FG after J Lewis has to walk the plank and R Lewis is arrested for shooting someone.
-Dirty Birds at Cats: Even though the D birds have dominated this series as of late, Taco thinks the Cats are the best team in the league. Cats by 7
-B’cos at St. Louie: Rams could be one of the worst teams in the league. Denver by 14
-Phili at Houston: Can’t wait to see how Reggie Bush will do in Hous… wait a minute, I mean whatever the hell his name was that they took first. Texans in a week one upset by a late FG.
-Bills at Pats: Pats nough said
-Saints at worst mascot ever: It will be intriguing to see if Reggie Bush can cause any excitement on the field for the Saints this year. We know he is off. Yet I think that the Browns will be improved this year, and they are at home.
-Sea birds at Lions: Detroit stinks. Like Tim and Mod at Age of Kings. Seattle by 3.
-Fast planes at Titans: This game is terrible because I don’t know a thing about the planes, and Remember the Titans are horrible. So by default I pick Minnehaha by a late Williams TD pass to Larry Fitzgerald. Yet since that never happened I’ll take the planes.
-Cinci at KC: get used to Taco saying this… Orange and black stripes by 10.
-Chi town at Green Bay: Taco would pay money to not have to pick this game because I want it to end in a tie so badly. Yet Cheese packers are terrible and #4 may be the worst QB in the north which is really sad because the north has the worst QB’s in the league overall. Bears by .5
-Boys at Jags: Here is my squad. Jags by 10
-Frisco at Red Birds: Denny and company will roll in this game
-Indi at Men: Manning brother squaring off? This will be like the good ol’ days in the back yard. Look for Archie to come out and be all time receiver, and mom to call for dinner about 6ish.
-Chargers at Oak town: Bolts by a pinch
-V-I-K-E-S at Inappropriate Indian references: Taco has not been this excited for a season in a while. The D looked good in the preseason. If everyone else can stay healthy look for this to be a really boring game… Vikes by 3.
-Fish vs. Inappropriate: Union workers references. Even though it is Batch at the helm, and Ward is hurt, the Unions D is too tough. I like the Unions by two shiploads of taconite.
-Ravens at aka Pirates: Taco thinks that the Pirates are going to be much improved this year, and even though Chris Simms may suck their D is still dominate. Pirates by FG after J Lewis has to walk the plank and R Lewis is arrested for shooting someone.
-Dirty Birds at Cats: Even though the D birds have dominated this series as of late, Taco thinks the Cats are the best team in the league. Cats by 7
-B’cos at St. Louie: Rams could be one of the worst teams in the league. Denver by 14
-Phili at Houston: Can’t wait to see how Reggie Bush will do in Hous… wait a minute, I mean whatever the hell his name was that they took first. Texans in a week one upset by a late FG.
-Bills at Pats: Pats nough said
-Saints at worst mascot ever: It will be intriguing to see if Reggie Bush can cause any excitement on the field for the Saints this year. We know he is off. Yet I think that the Browns will be improved this year, and they are at home.
-Sea birds at Lions: Detroit stinks. Like Tim and Mod at Age of Kings. Seattle by 3.
-Fast planes at Titans: This game is terrible because I don’t know a thing about the planes, and Remember the Titans are horrible. So by default I pick Minnehaha by a late Williams TD pass to Larry Fitzgerald. Yet since that never happened I’ll take the planes.
-Cinci at KC: get used to Taco saying this… Orange and black stripes by 10.
-Chi town at Green Bay: Taco would pay money to not have to pick this game because I want it to end in a tie so badly. Yet Cheese packers are terrible and #4 may be the worst QB in the north which is really sad because the north has the worst QB’s in the league overall. Bears by .5
-Boys at Jags: Here is my squad. Jags by 10
-Frisco at Red Birds: Denny and company will roll in this game
-Indi at Men: Manning brother squaring off? This will be like the good ol’ days in the back yard. Look for Archie to come out and be all time receiver, and mom to call for dinner about 6ish.
-Chargers at Oak town: Bolts by a pinch
-V-I-K-E-S at Inappropriate Indian references: Taco has not been this excited for a season in a while. The D looked good in the preseason. If everyone else can stay healthy look for this to be a really boring game… Vikes by 3.
Week 1 - Kyky
Ah, the NFL Kickoff ‘Weekend.’ Since when does the weekend mean Thursday through Monday? Oh wait, isn’t that the ‘Cabin-friendly’ summer weekend in MN? Whatever. That’s the same hypocrisy that says that the Indianapolis Colts are in the AFC South.
I'd rather have your sister, Mophers. (Please don't headbutt me)
I LOVE FINS over Steelmen: The Fins are looking strong (if a little less mellow) since Ricky Williams left and Daunte Culpepper came in. Also, Ben Roethlisberger is starting to look like Martin Short’s character in the early 90’s epic “Pure Luck.”
I LOVE PANTS over Falcors
I LOVE BUCS over Blackbirds
I LOVE PATS over Bison: The Bills are in for a long season. Perhaps uber-fan Tim Russert can suit up and give McGahee some extra protection on the line.
I LOVE STRIPEYS over Chefs: Even though it was nice to see Palmer rip the Puckers a new one in the preseason, the games now count. I think he’ll be a bit tentative, but he’ll carry the team on pure moxie and handsomeness. I’d also like to see Herm Edwards cry.
I LOVE DODGE TRUCKS over Broncs
I LOVE POOP STAINS over Righteous People: Even though Reggie Bush is hyped almost as much as Suri ‘How the frick does she have more hair than Little ‘Q Legend?” Cruise, the other Righteous People just can’t cut it. That, and I heard Kellen Winslow has been silent. Now THAT should strike fear in the heart of even Paul, Peter, and Teresa of Avila.
I LOVE TITANICS over J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets: This game is going to be Sam-Cassell-Charlie-Villenueva-Chris-Berman ugly.
I LOVE UGGLES over Texans
I LOVE S’HAWKS over Lions: This is like picking Brian Williams over Katie Couric in a “Who’s more manly, more trustworthy, and just generally more ruggedly intelligent” match.
I LOVE BURRS over Puckers: A ‘Buffet fart’-bad offense against a ‘Watching a football game in your underwear’-good defense. I absolutely expect that Favre will retire after this game so he can go watch football on Sundays in his underwear.
I LOVE ‘BOYS over Jags
I LOVE RED-CARDS over Only team with numbers: Lots of red. Lots of young, promising talent. Lots of men who have fathered children in California.
I LOVE PEYTONS over Elis: This is going to be a rough and tumble affair between the Manning brothers. Look for the brothers to trade blows all game. After the game, the brothers Manning (and the brothers Barber) will grab some popcorn and watch Disney’s instant 2003 classic ‘Brother Bear.’ Cute.
I LOVE PURPLE over Native American Warriors: I’m actually going to be at this game, likely yelling inappropriate things about Zinedene Zidane’s sister. I think the ‘Skins are underestimating the Purple. The Purple are going to surprise some people this year. Brad Childress and Brad Johnson look like brothers.
I LOVE BOLTS over Raidahs
I'd rather have your sister, Mophers. (Please don't headbutt me)
I LOVE FINS over Steelmen: The Fins are looking strong (if a little less mellow) since Ricky Williams left and Daunte Culpepper came in. Also, Ben Roethlisberger is starting to look like Martin Short’s character in the early 90’s epic “Pure Luck.”
I LOVE PANTS over Falcors
I LOVE BUCS over Blackbirds
I LOVE PATS over Bison: The Bills are in for a long season. Perhaps uber-fan Tim Russert can suit up and give McGahee some extra protection on the line.
I LOVE STRIPEYS over Chefs: Even though it was nice to see Palmer rip the Puckers a new one in the preseason, the games now count. I think he’ll be a bit tentative, but he’ll carry the team on pure moxie and handsomeness. I’d also like to see Herm Edwards cry.
I LOVE DODGE TRUCKS over Broncs
I LOVE POOP STAINS over Righteous People: Even though Reggie Bush is hyped almost as much as Suri ‘How the frick does she have more hair than Little ‘Q Legend?” Cruise, the other Righteous People just can’t cut it. That, and I heard Kellen Winslow has been silent. Now THAT should strike fear in the heart of even Paul, Peter, and Teresa of Avila.
I LOVE TITANICS over J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets: This game is going to be Sam-Cassell-Charlie-Villenueva-Chris-Berman ugly.
I LOVE UGGLES over Texans
I LOVE S’HAWKS over Lions: This is like picking Brian Williams over Katie Couric in a “Who’s more manly, more trustworthy, and just generally more ruggedly intelligent” match.
I LOVE BURRS over Puckers: A ‘Buffet fart’-bad offense against a ‘Watching a football game in your underwear’-good defense. I absolutely expect that Favre will retire after this game so he can go watch football on Sundays in his underwear.
I LOVE ‘BOYS over Jags
I LOVE RED-CARDS over Only team with numbers: Lots of red. Lots of young, promising talent. Lots of men who have fathered children in California.
I LOVE PEYTONS over Elis: This is going to be a rough and tumble affair between the Manning brothers. Look for the brothers to trade blows all game. After the game, the brothers Manning (and the brothers Barber) will grab some popcorn and watch Disney’s instant 2003 classic ‘Brother Bear.’ Cute.
I LOVE PURPLE over Native American Warriors: I’m actually going to be at this game, likely yelling inappropriate things about Zinedene Zidane’s sister. I think the ‘Skins are underestimating the Purple. The Purple are going to surprise some people this year. Brad Childress and Brad Johnson look like brothers.
I LOVE BOLTS over Raidahs
MPhets - Week 1
Miami at Pittsburgh – Steelers, even though they will be without roth, Cullpeper will be injured within the first two min and be out for the season
Atlanta at Carolina – Panthers
Baltimore at Tampa Bay – Ravens, bucs who?
Buffalo at New England – Pats
Cincinnati at Kansas City – Bengals, they are going to start off were they left off last year, pre Carson Palmers injury…. Then the entire team has to rush back to cinci for court dates.
Denver at St. Louis – Broncos
New Orleans at Cleveland – Saints, man is going to be fun to watch bush in the NFL
NY Jets at Tennessee- Jets, but I agree with Mr. Egg, WHO CARES
Philadelphia at Houston - Eagles
Seattle at Detroit – Seahawks
Chicago at Green Bay - Bears, Favre now qualifies for the NFL’s senior citizen program for a free cup of coffee during the game
Dallas at Jacksonville – Cowboys, T.O is going to prove to us why he needed to take the pre-season off
San Francisco at Arizona – Cardinals, new stadium new team
Indianapolis at NY Giants – Colts
Minnesota at Washington – Skins, VICKINGS SUCK AND ALWAYS WILL
San Diego at Oakland - Chargers
Atlanta at Carolina – Panthers
Baltimore at Tampa Bay – Ravens, bucs who?
Buffalo at New England – Pats
Cincinnati at Kansas City – Bengals, they are going to start off were they left off last year, pre Carson Palmers injury…. Then the entire team has to rush back to cinci for court dates.
Denver at St. Louis – Broncos
New Orleans at Cleveland – Saints, man is going to be fun to watch bush in the NFL
NY Jets at Tennessee- Jets, but I agree with Mr. Egg, WHO CARES
Philadelphia at Houston - Eagles
Seattle at Detroit – Seahawks
Chicago at Green Bay - Bears, Favre now qualifies for the NFL’s senior citizen program for a free cup of coffee during the game
Dallas at Jacksonville – Cowboys, T.O is going to prove to us why he needed to take the pre-season off
San Francisco at Arizona – Cardinals, new stadium new team
Indianapolis at NY Giants – Colts
Minnesota at Washington – Skins, VICKINGS SUCK AND ALWAYS WILL
San Diego at Oakland - Chargers
Week 1 - Joey Harrington's Rant
Well my first rant will not be against anybody particular but rather a tribute to a fallen hero here at WDYL. Yes, the Von Kas had a promising rookie year but followed in the footsteps of other great one year wonders which careers are eerily similar. For example, perhaps the Von wanted to follow the career of this great musician:
Von Kasey provided many highlights for us last year. For example, the rants against Camaro and his "Hang Loose" profile picture. In fact, I think he could be compared to the ex-XFL star He Hate Me in that he never really got the respect he thought he should have.
Perhaps the Von will be back in future years, kind of like MJ taking a break to play baseball. With all else put aside, the Von will be missed, but lets hope this sabbatical will bring new ideas and a fresh perspective for WDYL07.
Week 1 - Joey Harrington
I love the......
Dolphins over Crotch Ghouls
Panthers over Falcons
Bucs over Ravens
Pats over Bills
Bengals over Chiefs
Rams over Broncos
Saints over Browns
Titans over Jets
Eagles over Texans
Seahawks over Lions
Bears over Packers
Cowboys over Jags
Cardinals over 49'ers
Colts over Giants
Redskins over Vikes
Chargers over Raiders
Dolphins over Crotch Ghouls
Panthers over Falcons
Bucs over Ravens
Pats over Bills
Bengals over Chiefs
Rams over Broncos
Saints over Browns
Titans over Jets
Eagles over Texans
Seahawks over Lions
Bears over Packers
Cowboys over Jags
Cardinals over 49'ers
Colts over Giants
Redskins over Vikes
Chargers over Raiders
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Week 1 - Blak Egg
Miami at Pittsburgh - I take the Steelboys
Atlanta at Carolina - Carolina. I don't care what people say. I think that chicken kiev tastes like gizzerds.
Baltimore at Tampa Bay - I love the Buc's, mostly because the pirate ship they have at the stadium, or should it be called a buccaneer ship?
Buffalo at New England - I love the Pats
Cincinnati at Kansas City - I love the Beng's
Denver at St. Louis - I love Denver
New Orleans at Cleveland - I love NO. Remember when Hometown buffet sent that email of commitment last year and broke it. That was the day my heart was broken.
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee - Jets, how cares
Philadelphia at Houston - Houston
Seattle at Detroit - Seattle
Chicago at Green Bay - Packers j/k I LOVE THE BEARS...this might be Far-ve's last game
Dallas at Jacksonville - Dallas
San Francisco at Arizona - Arizona
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants - Giants
Minnesota at Washington - Washington
San Diego at Oakland - San Diego
Atlanta at Carolina - Carolina. I don't care what people say. I think that chicken kiev tastes like gizzerds.
Baltimore at Tampa Bay - I love the Buc's, mostly because the pirate ship they have at the stadium, or should it be called a buccaneer ship?
Buffalo at New England - I love the Pats
Cincinnati at Kansas City - I love the Beng's
Denver at St. Louis - I love Denver
New Orleans at Cleveland - I love NO. Remember when Hometown buffet sent that email of commitment last year and broke it. That was the day my heart was broken.
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee - Jets, how cares
Philadelphia at Houston - Houston
Seattle at Detroit - Seattle
Chicago at Green Bay - Packers j/k I LOVE THE BEARS...this might be Far-ve's last game
Dallas at Jacksonville - Dallas
San Francisco at Arizona - Arizona
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants - Giants
Minnesota at Washington - Washington
San Diego at Oakland - San Diego
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