Taco 14

Taco has decided that since the Leg has made previous weeks rant points in play why not go with previous years? I don’t think that the Leg has drafted any sort of binding contract or document where that is prohibited, so Taco would like a few of his posts from previous years to be included. So for frame of reference please see the bottom post from a week where Taco made all his picks in a “lighting” frame of mind. Please keep in mind that this is just one of the entire weeks picks that was like this, but Taco would like to interject that these are kept in status.

The other Inappropriate Indian references against the men. This is a tough onebeing that both teams are in the hunt, and the other inappropriate Indianreferences are coming off a tough loss last week to the boys. The men areslightly over rated. Camaro feels like this game is like lighting coming downbetween Freebs and Kasey (Mod was ousted when Dave decided to turn around anddo the ol' double out, he clanged it off the ceiling at Roseville Cov, whichcaused a pause in the game as the storm of plaster and dust off the ceiling wasoverwhelming. Lars was out do to the made shot and Mod was behind him...Anyway I digress) it could go either way, but I feel as though Dave would feelmore at home at Roseville Cov being he's getting married there, but Kasey istough on the road and let's face it he generally always wins anyway. Kasey andthe inappropriate Indian references by 3.

Ok with that said, know to this weeks pics:


I hate the Bucs but I like them to upset Hotlanta on the road

I saw Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto last night, and while I have some unanswered questions about the time frame and the general ideologies I can’t argue with one of the scenes towards the end where a panther chases down and rips apart someone… That is what Peppers is going to do to Eli Manning. Black Cats win.

I Like the Horses to rebound on the road. This should be a great game, but Manning and Comp. Will not let it slip away.

I love the Patriotic Men to take care of the Tuna Fish

I love Edgar Allen Poe to stick it to the Other Inappropriate Indian References

I love Hometown Buffet to get in some sort of pics this week

I love Remember the Titans to continue their run and take care of the worst team name ever

I love the Bungles at home against Al Davis

I love the Red Birds to upset the Dirty Sea Birds at home

I love the 9ers to get it done against the Pack

I love the Bolts at home against the B’cos

I love the Planes to win at home against the Bills

I love the Boys to take care of business at home

I love Rex Grossman to throw three interceptions in the first half and for some reason not be benched by a coach who for some reason thinks that Rex has anything to do with this team being 10-2, yet the Bears still hang on because the Defense will literally kill three of the Rams players by knocking their heads off, and Hester will return a kick for a TD, and once again Grossman will get bailed out.

I hate this game but love the Vikings by virtue of the Lions want Brady Quinn and Millan will use a pick way to early to get him, so risking not losing him.

Week 14 - MoPhats

So lets be honest i can't rant... I do not have the ability to type hilarity like you guys do. But i do love football and dedicate the vast majority of Sundays to it. So therefore i'm just going to analyze some games and you're going to have to deal with it...


Atlanta over Bucs: Falcons are in the hunt for a wild card bid. I don't think they have a chance to move ahead of the Saints but they will make a run for it.

Baltimore over KC: Baltimore needs a W to get back on the right track and stay ahead of the Bengals, KC just doesn't have the total package this year.

Colts over Jags: After and L last week the need to play well to take one away from the Jags who need a W to keep in the wild card hunt in the AFC

Viks over Lions: Lions are horrendous, thats all that needs to be said

Pats over Dolphins

Panthers over Giants: The Giants are going downhill fast but Carolina is in a do or die situation for the AFC wildcard

Bengals over Raiders: nuff said

Eagles over Skins: the eagles proved last week that they can still with with out McNab

Tenn over Houston

9ers over Pack: educated guess

Seahawks over Cards

Jets over Bills

Chargers over Broncos: Cutler doesn't have what it takes, yet

Saints over Cowboys: I hate the Cowboys and already don't like Romo even though he is a south sider

Da Bears over Rams: With Greise coming in for the second half, prediction, we will see why Grossman is our number 1.

Week 14.5 - MoPhats

Steelers over Brownies

Mod - Week 14

I'll go with the Steelfest tonight.

Rant and more picks to come......

Larson: Week 14 Picks

I will win this week. I will.

Pittsburgh over Cleveland
Atlanta over Tampa Bay
Philadelphia over Washington
NY Giants over Carolina
Indianapolis over Jacksonville
New England over Miami
Minnesota over Detroit
Baltimore over Kansas City
Tennessee over Houston
Cincinnati over Oakland
Seattle over Arizona
Green Bay over San Francisco
San Diego over Denver
NY Jets over Buffalo
New Orleans over Dallas

And finally:

Chicago over St. Louis

Yaaaay!

N8

Taco Early Edition

I like the Poop

Steve Goold was a meat cutter at OCB

First things first....Worst album cover

Buffet, you better bring your A game! You know that Steve Goold brought his A game everytime he cut meat at Old Country Buffet. You know I brought my A game when I was busing table's at De' Bier Stube'. You know MOD brought his A game a Bakers Square when he brought you that huge Carmal Apple with Ice Cream creation. You know that Lars brought his D- game when he was making Subs at Subcity. You know that Nate Larson brought his A+ game when he was signing autographs as Clear's guitarist. You know that Kyky brought his A game when he married Michell. You know that Peter never brings his A game in B-Ball. You know that Splash is alway going to want to talk draft picks and trade's if the possiblities are there. YOu know that Berg is going to commit to WDYL for 2 weeks.

Cleveland poo at Pittsburgh smelters - I love the Smelters here. What the *^&! The former champs should be able to defect a small peice of you know what!

Mylanta at Tampa Bay - I guess the Falcor's. If Atrayuh could get past those giant naked death statue's and reach the oracle then what chance does Tampa have of being totally awesome? None, my friend. none.....

Baltz at KC and the sundance kids - I'm picking the Balts to win this one. Grandma ma is going to have a tough time against that balt d-fense and Ray Lewis is probably going to be wearing Peter's clothing screaming "We must protect this house!". Good luck KC. I get scared just thinking about it.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville - Colts will win. The colts have the a bit of a smaller chance of winning that I do against Buffet.
Raping and Pilaging Swedes at the Motorheads - I like the Loins here. Plus Kitna is a Christian.

New England at Miami - Wow! I'm going with Miami! They just confuse good teams and they get offenses frustrated. Jason Lens and the D-fins will eat the Pat's for dessert or desert. I don't know.

N.Y. Giants at Carolina - I love the Giants here. If you are a good friend of mine, then you will know that I Love Chris Weinke. But, I also know that he sucks. Giant win by 7.

Oakland at Cincinnati - ummm the worst F-ball team ever will not win this game. Did the Grandmah's win a game? NO! Did the 99 Bulls win a game? Yes! Did Janet Jackson show her boob to the world? Yes!

Philadelphia at Washington - I love Philly. Doesn't anyone else think of Philly Cheese Steak sandwich every single time that Philly is mentioned. My mouth is watering. So good!

Tennessee at Houston - I love the Breasts. Let's face it breasts are probably one of God's best inventions and I don't see them losing to the Houston Texans.

Green Bay at San Francisco - I'm going with San Fran here. Good game though. Al Gore vs. Brett Micheals. Miner vs. Meat Packer. Two tuff dudes. One slaying animals. One finding gold nuggets

Seattle at Arizona - I love Seattle here. What does Arizon have to offer other than delicious tea and crappy jeans. Seattle has Microsoft, coffee, Fraser Crane, and my Grandpa Bill. Seattle by 10.

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets - I love the Bills. No Comment.

Denver at San Diego - I love the Chargers. LT and the Joann's son Philip should be able to handle the mile high boyz.

New Orleans at Dallas - I love New Orleans. This is totally the game of the week. The two hottest QB's in the league. The #2 and #3 ranked teams in the NFC. Brees vs. Romo. I just pee'd in my pants a little and threw up in my mouth a tiny amount.

Chicago at St. Louis - I love Chicago. I really do. I love the Bulls. I love the Bears. I love the Shedd Aquarium. I love that dude outside ONO's pizza asking people for leftovers.

BUTTER 14

Is that a Tang juicebox in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Well the QB situation in Chicago has begun to tumble out of control and even a homer like me can see if this problem isn't rex-tified we'll make an early rex-it from the rex-offs. Sexy Rexy has lost his mojo. We all remember the display he put on in the beginning of the season and know what he can do. I think the Bears need to stick with him, the question is, can he find himself in time. This is kinda like that movie Mr. Baseball (1992) where Tom Selleck plays an aging baseball star who's lost all of his mana. So what does he do? Does he freak-out and shave his gorgeous 70s porn-star mustache? No, shaving the mustache is never the answer. He gets traded to a Japanese baseball team and becomes immersed in the eastern culture. He eats a lot of rice, takes some nice warm baths and makes love to an Asian woman while trying to win her father's approval by embracing the eastern way of life. He rediscovers his "chi" or as we westerners put it "mojo" and starts sluggin again. So what do we take from this? Here is what Rex must do to regain Sexy Rexy status:
1. Grow a mustache
2. Eat rice
3. Make love to an Asian woman
4. Try to make her father like him
5. Take baths

To sum it up, this is what he must do:

Problem solved. On to the picks:

STEALERZ beat the poops. Season's over, now it's time to beat the crap out of some weak teams.

RAVENS hit stick the chiefs. Looks like Jamal Lewis has discovered the "all new lead blocker feature in Madden 07." Netting him some extra yardage and great progression.

TENN. TIGHTS haudukan the houston toxins. Funny, ever since Haynesworth stomped on a man while he was on the ground the tights have been a much better team... coincidence... I think not. MOD, any thoughts on that?

CAROLINA PANTS-ERS steve smith the giants. If smith were any taller there'd be rules against him being in the league. Added bonus, the pants-ers have a QB controvery of their own. Doesn't feel so good, does it? Is it too late to coax Joe Theisman out of retirement? What if you offer him two Chalupas and a ball park frank with sweet relish?

CINCINASTY BURGLES will ocho cinco the raiders. The chance of the raiders offense showing up are about as good as those for getting Buffet to stop watching Saved by the Bell: The New Class reruns and laying down a quality rant.

SKINS will father a child and call him- eagles lose. Upset city here.

FALCONS lay a big mamma vick egg on the bucs.

PEYTON-PONIES will soil the jags. They'll get gashed for 220 rushing yards, but will win none the less

MINNESLOWTA DIKE-INGS will cross dress the lions. I think I've figured out that the vikes are just a poor man's version of the bears.

NEW ENGLAND PATRICKS will pat the fins in a firm, but loving way... and joey harrington will be all-right with that.

9ERS will melt the green-bay-farve-cheesers.

SEATTLE BEST COFFEE-HAWKS will brew up a special house blend of cardinal. I recommend they add some whipped creme to it too, because that's the best part and you've earned it.

BENNIE AND THE JETS will serve up some buffalo wild wings. The game will start with them throwing girlie punchs at each-other and won't be resolved till they resort to pulling hair and ripping each-other's blouses

BOLTS will fillet up some Jay Cutlet. The rookie QB will meet an angry black man who goes by Merry-man, who is juiced up with some hulkish power found within the human growth hormone. With his natural ability plus the cheater's drugs he'll be prancing around like the Juggernaut.

TERRELL ROMO-HOMOS will blow out the gentle breese. Should be an interesting match.

RUMBLIN TUMBLIN GRUMBLIN BEARS will sink their ferocious talons into the rammies. Remember the Hawaiian Punch commercials from back in the 80s. That huge pitcher of kool-aide that busts through the wall and says "oh-yeah." Of course you do. That will be Urlacher busting through walls in all his hawaiian punchy-ness. Making tackles all over the place and busting through Orlando Paces. OOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEAAH!

Kyky 14.1

I LOVE STEEL over Shite

And Timmb, that is the most disturbing picture I've seen since that devil-looking dog.

Back to paper writing...

Bring it buffet

Buffet, I hate you guts if you don't battle me this week

Back to Back!

So bring on New Orleans, bring on Dallas, this is for Lovie and Papa Bear Halas

I love the Bears over the Viqueens.
Chiefs over the Poop
Chargers over Bills
Colts over the Titties.
Falcons over Skins
Pats over the Lions
Rams over Cardinals
Saints over 49'ers
Texans over Raiders
Cowboys over Giants
Steelers over Bucs
Seahawks over Broncos
Panthers over Eagles
Jags over Dolphins
Jets over Packers