WDYL is back and all the Bear -haters will get another chance to sing. I'd like to take this moment to remind everybody to fasten their kilts, shave their knuckles, and prepare for another wild ride of NFL action, felonies and end zone celebrations. With no further delay we move to the picks:
4. DA BEARS over duh bolts - The Bears D is back and in full power and I can't wait to see them wax LT's MVP bikini line into the turf. Never under estimate the capabilities of Tim Brown's brother at safety. Look for Mike to play some Warcraft during breaks. It is very possible that Merriman will eat Rex Grossman this week and poop out a mutant QB. The Bears will whoop the bolts like Mokena.
3. PATS over jets - Belly-check and Braidie are vicious mountain cats and Mangina is their litter box. The patties will cover the field like it's the national Frogger Championships. The Pats will whoop the jets like Mokena.
2. SEA-CHICK-FIL-A-holes over bucca de peppos - They're at home and the bucs are old like chest hair, rolling your jean bottoms and koala yummies. This must be the male pattern baldness superbowl featuring posterboys Hassleback and Garcia. The seachix will roGain a ton of yards. The Seachix will whoop the bucs like Mokena.
1. BRONX over buffy-lows - You know what "they" say, "defense beats crappy teams." The bronc will do well because all their players are on my fantasy teams and I'm gonna buy them Aurelios pizza before the game. After this game Fathead will start making Aurelios Pizza "fatheads," only at fathead.com. The Bronx will whoop the buffs like Mokena.
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