Taco 8

Taco is coming at you live from the west coast of California this week, so for that it will be an abbreviated version.

I love the Bears at home against the 9ers. It is really too bad that the 9ers are going to have to find a new QB after this week, because Alex Smith will get killed in this game. The Bears coming off of a bye, after playing the worst game of their lives will work the 9ers.

I love the Bungles to get it done at home against Hotlanta. I gave up on the cats and still sort of have, but they are at home, and the dirty bird is really dirty this week. Cinci by 3.

I love Hometown Buffet on the racquet ball court

I love the Sea Birds to rebound against the inappropriate Indian references. This is going to be the game of really bad QB's, but I think Seattle will be pissed. Birds by 2.

I love the Texans to continue their good fortune against Remember the Titans.

I love Hometown Buffet at the retreat softball game this weekend.

I love the Pack at home against Denny and the Red Birds. This game sucks. Green and Gold by 14.

I love the Men to get it done at home against the Bucs

I love the Jags to get it done on the road against the Patriotic birds. In my upset special. Jags by 1.

I love Hometown Buffet to not make any pics this week

I love the Ravens to get it done against the Saints.

I love the Bolts to get it done at home against the Rams

I love Hometown Buffet at Acorn

I love the Inappropriate Steel workers Union references to slaughter the Raiders.

I love Indi to upend Denver on the road. Manning will finally take it to the B'cos D.

I love the planes at poop.

I love Hometown Buffet at Bethel Homecoming relay race.

I love the Black Cats to get it done against Tony Romo and the Boys.

Finally I love the V-I-K-E-S at home on Monday night.

Week 8 - MoPhats

MOD, Thank you for for putting all or your energy into the marathon and not your picks last week. I found a picture of your finish on the internet and thought you would like to see it:

Congrats on your victory (in the race, not WDYL)

Now onto Mr. Butter.... or should i say Mr. Technician? You used to be a "technician" in your free throw shooting in high school, your robot like ways while throwing that ball aloft would net you at least 30 more points a year and put you on the list of top scorers in the covenant league. Unfortunately you did not use that technique to make your picks therefore, you will lose.

Green Bay over Arizona

Bengals over Falcors

Saints over Ravens

Titians over Texans

Eagles over Jags

Chiefs over Seahawks

Da Bears over 9ers

Giants over Bucs

Chargers over Rams

Broncos over Colts: I'm going for the upset here, leaving the bears being the only 7-0 team

Jets over Browns

Steelers over Raiders

Panthers over Cowboys

Viks over Pats: are the viks the team everyone thinks they are.... they will prove it by upsetting the pats

Larson: Week 8 Picks

Sorry I've been gone for a little while...there was a fire at the orphanage, and I've had to put in quite a few extra hours trying to get things back into order. Plus, I've had quite a few hugs to give out!

Here we go:

Chicago over San Francisco: I hate the Bears. They are awesome.
Atlanta over Cincinnati
Seattle over Kansas City
Tennessee over Houston
Green Bay over Arizona: An epic battle between two limp wristed lineups.
NY Giants over Tampa Bay
Philadelphia over Jacksonville
New Orleans over Baltimore
San Diego over St. Louis
Pittsburgh over Oakland. Heck, Mounds View over Oakland, at this point.
Indianapolis over Denver
Cleveland over NY Jets
Dallas over Carolina

And finally,

Minnesota over New England

As always, I hope I win. But as a new twist this week, I hope MOD loses.

Sincerely,

Nathan Larson

Bonesaw - Week 8

Arizona at Green Bay - Rose's are red, violets are blue, Favre is old, Packers by 2
Atlanta at Cincinnati - I like Atl in this one. Vick is a mutant like the hulk. Constantly going through genentic changes. Sometime's he sucks, Sometime's he's awesome. I think he will be awesome enough this week. Be prepared for Vick's DNA to start breaking down by playoff time.
Baltimore at New Orleans - BIG PICK - Saints by 7
Houston at Tennessee - I'm going with the mosiquito size Tit's in this one. Travis "Huge John" Henry is going to bring down the houuuuse.
Jacksonville at Philadelphia - I like Jacksonville for the W. When was the last time that the Buffet sent in his picks?
Seattle at Kansas City - I love KC in this challenge.
San Francisco at Chicago - I love Chicago, a real lot
Tampa Bay at N.Y. Giants - I love the Guyants
St. Louis at San Diego - I love S.D. They've gotta find a way to get this one done. Come one Chargers, zap'em.
Indianapolis at Denver - I'm taking Denver in this one
N.Y. Jets at Cleveland - I'm taking the Browns, covered and smothered
Pittsburgh at Oakland - I'll take the former super bowl champions over the crappiest team in the NFL.
Dallas at Carolina - I love Carolina
New England at Minnesota - I love the Pat's

Mod - Week ate my dog

Buf and Larson spotted training for the new Olympic sport: Figure skating, Mens doubles.



Saints over the Ravens

Giants over the Bucs

Eagles over the Jags

Bears over the 49ers

Bengals over the Falcons

Packers over the Cardinals

Texans over the Titans

Chiefs over the Hawks

Chargers over the Rams

Jets over the Browns

Colts over the Broncos

Steelers over the Raiders

Panthers over the Cowboys

Patriots over the Vikings

BUTTER my biscuits and sawmill gravey 8

This week it's time to snaz things up a bit. Each match-up will be related to a classic nintendo, superhero or Sci-fi match-ups:

1 Seattle vs. KC, Don Flamingo (#1) vs. Bald Bull (#2), Seattle is like Don in the first coming. Before the injury bug bit they were Don #2. They looked good on paper but still had many holes that they covered up well. Now with the injuries they're not covering them up any more. KC is like the second coming of Bald Bull. They're not invincible, but they're much better and Trent will be back soon. Expect Bull to slap pretty boy Don around the ring... KC wins

2 San Fran vs. BEARS, Cyclops vs. Magneto, Fran is cyclops trying to walk into Magneto's steel encased fortress to sting him a couple of times with his whimpy laser. Cyclops will come out very agressive trying to create a shootout, but Magneto won't have any. He'll trap cyclops in the corner and repeatedly drop cars on him until he joins the cause....BEARS w/ the W

3 Ravens vs. SAINTS, Mystique vs. Spiderman, the Ravens are mysytique, they'll be trying to trick you that they're something that they aren't. They take on many disguisess, but in reality they are a smothering D, nothing more. The saints are a Peter Parker who just go bitten by the spider and has realized his powers. He's not sure about all he can do, but he's a rising force. He does still need time to develope. Spidey wins this in a very tuff battle...SAINTS

4 TEXANS vs. tits, Ace vs. Gary (of the ambiguosly gay duo), The texans are Ace and the tits are Gary. They'll slap each other around and get a few questionable tickles in there. In the end it'll all be good gay, "happy" fun....TEXANS prevail

5 cards vs. PACK, Anakin vs. Obi-wan, a student vs. master duel featuring young, rash, padawan Anakin (Leinart) vs. an older, past his peek Master Kenobi (Farve). After a close, tuff match the jedi master's wisdom will prevail..PACK

6 tampa vs. GIANTS, Dhalsim vs. Ryu, There will be a lot of fireballs cast all over the place, some will hit, in the end Ryu's hand to hand skills will overwhelm the yoga master Chucky...NY

7 atl vs. BENGALOOS, Deangelo vs. Chad, Nightcrawler vs. Wolverine, while wolverine (cinci) does talk a lot of smack he is a very good tough fighter with incredible regeneration ability. Nightcrawler is very mobile and will land a lot of blows, but can't land the big one. In the end Logan guts it out and sinks his claws in...CINCI

8 JAX vs. PHILLY, Mr. Freeze vs. Batman, Freeze will make it tuff for the bat to move, but in the end the bat has too many tricks up his sleeve...PHILLY

9 st louie vs. SAN DIEGO, Baraka vs. Scorpion, Baraka has nasty claws, but Scorpion can launch his cable into your chest while saying "get over here" and then hit you with an uppercut. Plus Scorpion has performance enhancing "supplements." In the end Scorpions prevails and performs an Animatality...BOLTS

10 PITT vs. oak, Donkey Kong vs. Waluigi (mario tennis). Waluigi (oak) is gangly and fun to look at, but doesn't really have the chops. DK will power that ball all over the court to a certain victory...STEAL KURTIN

11 COLTS vs. Bronc, mace windu vs. Dooku. A dual of two great jedi masters, but Windu's offensive skills with a sabre are too much for the Count and eventually a few sabre blows will get through..COLTS

12 JETS vs. stools, E Honda vs. Zangief. The big russian has the physical tools that he should be good, but he just doesn't know how to execute. Honda will use and abuse the 100 hand slap...JETS

13 cowboys vs. PANTHURRS, TO vs. Smith. Slimer (ghost busters) vs. Flash Gordan. Slimer is good, but he just leaves a big mess of slime every where he goes and eats everything in his path. Flash is just plain awesome and he covers a lot of ground. It'll get messy, but flash will pull it off....PANTS

14 PATS vs. vikes, Tom vs. Darren. The Nothing vs. Colosass. Colosass is tuff but the Nothing just gets in there, picks you apart and saps your morale. In the end the nothing brings about destruction...PATS

Kyky - Week 7

My 'folks' (notice that once one gets married, parents invariably become 'folks') are in town this weekend, so I'm going to be brief. Speaking of brief, I hope Timmb doesn't fill his briefs because he's so scared of being dominated. But how could a guy with such a phenomenal crotch be dominated? Here goes:

I LOVE PANTS over Bungholes
I LOVE J-E-T-S over Loins
I LOVE PUCKERS over Finitos
I LOVE JAGS over Texis
I LOVE PATS over Buffs
I LOVE UGGLES over Bucadoos
I LOVE CROTCH GHOULS over Falcors
I LOVE CHEFS over Bolts
I LOVE B'COS over Poopies
I LOVE CARDS over Death
I LOVE S'HAWKS over Vikes
I LOVE COLTIES over Skins
I LOVE BOYS over G-Men

Go Tim's Penis!