Ten sack of Tacos

Ok so last week was a huge disappointment, I mean the Vikes lose a PATHETIC game to the 9ers who were on pace to give up the most points in NFL history before the Purple rolled in and made them look like the Ravens and Bears combined, the Bears lose, but of course the purple can’t make up any ground, the GOP was whitewashed in the elections, and now my taxes are going up like the mercury in July, and to top it all off, I lost to Lemke in by rant point, and I can’t for the life of me find a rant that he gave. Is it because of his curly locks Stromberg? Just because I don’t have hair like Lemke or a tan like Freebone doesn’t mean… Ah hell it doesn’t mean anything. To the picks

I love the Patriotic men to rebound at home.

I love the Patriotic Birds to take care of the Inappropriate Indian References at home

I love Hotlanta to rebound at home against poop.

I love the Other Inappropriate Indian References to roll into the Fins and take them out.
It is possible that the Fins are the second best team in the league because they beat the mighty Bears, yet it is also possible that the Bears played a bad game, yet it is also possible that the Bears are overrated, yet it is also possible that next time I see Mophats I’m going to kick him in the nuts. Go Tim’s Penis.

I love the Motor City Kitties to do what the Purple couldn’t do last Sunday… Score on the 9ers and win

I love the Horses at home against the Bills. Manning will throw as many TD’s as he calls audibles which means he will throw 463 TD’s… Man that’s a lot of TD’s.

I love Edgar Allan Poe to roll into remember the Titans and take it to them.

I love the Jags to hand it to the Houston “we named our mascot after our state, because we were to dumb and lazy to think of anything else” Texans

I love the Chargers to roll in to Cinci and steal a W

I love Denver to get it done by the Bay

I love the Boys to bag a few red birds and get the win

I love the Rams to upset the Dirty Sea Birds on the road

I don’t love the Inappropriate Steel Workers Union References but I think they will win at home

I hate the Bears but they will rebound and beat the Men this week, because Hometown Buffet and Sobol are playing D line for the Men

I love the Black Cats to hand it to the Inappropriate Pirate References

Finally I love my Vikes, but I don’t like their chances to score on offense, but I do like some defense and a bunch of Longwell FG’s/ Vikes my 3

To the high school games:

5A:
Eden Prairie over St. Cloud Tech
Lakeville South over Rosemount
4A:
Totino-Grace over New Prague
St. Thomas Academy over Benilde
3A:
Lichfield over Glencoe-Silver Lake
Becker over Rochester Lourdes
2A:
Triton over Hawley
Moose Lake/Willow River over Winona Cotter and Luverne winner
1A:
Fertile-Beltrami over New Ulm Catherdral
Rushford-Peterson over Wabasso
9 Man:
Stephen-Argyle Central over Underwood
Perennial powerhouse Cromwell over Wheaton

Week 10 - Mod

Falcons over the Browns.
Chiefs over the Fish.
Vikes over the Pack.
Patriots over the J-E-T-S
Eagles over the Skins
Jags over the Texans
Bolts over the Bengals
Lions over the 49ers
Ravens over the Tits
Colts over the Bills
Broncos over Raiders
Cowboys over the Cardinals
Saints over the Steelers
Rams over the Seahawks
Bears over the G-Men
Panthers get it done against the Bucs.

Week 10 - MoPhats

Butter, I can't agree with you more. The "analyst's" and commentators flip flop more than a crooked politician on election day...

Ravens over Titans - Ravens will continue their run
Colts over Bills - manning should have to play with a patch over one eye just to make it fun
Falcons over Browns
Viks over Pack - the viks are going to bounce back
Jags over Texans
Cheifs over Dolphins
Pats over Jets
Chargers over Bengals - Should be a great game, bengals cannot operate as a team
Lions over 9ers
Eagles over Skins
Denver over Raiders
Boys over cards
Saints over Steelers - lets face it, the steelers are pretty terrible
Rams over Seahawks - going for the upset
Da Bears over Giants - giants are a little under the weather with some key injuries
Panthers over Bucs - Man the bucs are awful

time for a soggy BUTTERy slice of weak 10

Ok blokes, it's time to turn off your Roombas, lace up your Keds and let the ranting begin. Don't you just love todays football analysts. They have no consistency whatsoever. Each week they do a 540 (that's one 360 with a 180 after that to end up facing the opposite way). I find them and the whole thing laughable. Each week it's a completely different top 5 teams. One week someone's the greatest player and the next they suck. The most fun is to watch them change their song and dance each week about Vick.

A long time ago in a glaxy far far away rose a great new hope in announcing. Reared in the culture of football Joe Theisman came to be a great quarterback and has now risen in the ranks to Monday Night Football announcer. Has there ever been anyone more redunkulous. The man's a lunatic, it's like he's not even watching the same game. Joe Theisman this week I raise a toast to you.

VIKES over pack. Did they really loose to the 9ers? I give it to the Vikes since they're at home. P.S. Brad Childress, I hear Kyle Orton may be available for trade.

RAVENS over tits.

JAGS over tex.

CHEIFS over fins. Can the fins win without 5 freebees, I think not.

PATS over jets.

BENGS over bolts. I'm calling the rebound is starting right here, with growth hormone Merriman sitting out.

LIONS over 9ers.

EAGLES over skins.

COLTS over bills. Peyton is doing it alone this year. Let see what happens come playoff time.

FALCONS over browns. The dirty birds are denfinitely overratted on O and soft on D.

BRONCS over raids.

STEELERS over saints.

RAMS over s-hawks. The rams should be able to handle the seconds stringers and the towel boy.

COWBOYS over cards.

BEARS over giants. Last week was a give away, don't look for more of the same. The giants are torn up by injuries and sexy rexy should have time in the pocket.

PANTHERS over bucs. For any reason you want.

Week 10 - BE

I have a lot of work to do, so I'm going to be quick about this. William's I know that you will not play me in b-ball because you don't want to get destroyed. I understand, that is the same reason that avoid playing KG in one-on-one and the same reason I don't wrestle with the Nature Boy Rick Flair. Seriously Peter, if you don't grow some eggs soon no one is going to ever eat an omelette again.
Baltimore at Tennessee - I love Baltimore
Buffalo at Indianapolis - I love the Colts
Cleveland at Atlanta - I love Mylanta
Green Bay at Minnesota - I love the Vikings
Houston at Jacksonville - I love Jacksonville even though they have no QB and smell like natedell's butthole.
Kansas City at Miami - I love KC in this contest. If KC doesn't make 3 giant stupid mistakes, like fumbling a catch or droping the punt return, or passing the the cornerback's they'll be fine.
N.Y. Jets at New England - I love the Patriots, not as much as Lars though
San Diego at Cincinnati - I love the Chargers, not as much as Lars though
San Francisco at Detroit - I love Detroit
Washington at Philadelphia - I love Philly
Denver at Oakland - I love Denver
Dallas at Arizona - I love Arizona
New Orleans at Pittsburgh - I love New Orleans
St. Louis at Seattle - I love the Rams, and I know that MOD loves Seattle.
Chicago at N.Y. Giants - I love Chicago so so much
Tampa Bay at Carolina - I love Carolina

Weak 6 Picks: Bonus MNF Pick FREE: Nate Larson

Worst MNF game ever. Carolina over Tampa Bay.

N8

Weak 6 Picks: Nate Larson

Hey, everybody! Keeping in step with my "Pick One Week, Skip One Week" schedule, I'm back! Prepare to lose.

Without freddy adu,

New England over NY Jets
Philadelphia over Washington
Atlanta over Cleveland
Miami over Kansas City
Minnesota over Green Gay
Detroit over San Francisco
Indianapolis over Anybody
Tennessee over Baltimore
Jacksonville over Houston
San Diego over Cincinnati
Denver over Oakland
Arizona over Dallas
Seattle over St. Louis
New Orleans over Pittsburgh
NY Giants over Chicago

That was fun.

Nater