Week 7 - MoPhats

MOD, we have had a tough WDYL past, you know that last win was a load of crap and we both know that we tied, pick for pick. But I would like to show you what it looks like to win by a couple of games so that rant point means jack squat.

Panthers over Bengals: tough pick, bengals are going to be in a slump after being beaten by the bucs
Jets over Lions: easy win for the jets
Packers over Phins: Favre will will the packers to win
Jags over Texans
Patriots over Bills
Eagles over Bucs: last week was a fluke for the bucs
Falcons over Steelers: if this game was in Pittsburgh it would be a different story
Chargers over Chiefs: nuff said
Broncos over Browns: I truly feel bad for browns fans, they are so dedicated to the brown but get nothing in return
Cardinals over Raiders: cards will finally start to win with a new offensive coordinator…Seahawks over Viks
Colts over Skins
Boys over Giants

Week 7 - BUTTER Side Down

Has a game as insane as the Bears - Cards ever been played in the history of the NFL. Since when do Middle Linebackers take over a game. I know QB's do, but an MLB: 2o tackles, 1 forced fumble, 2 deflected passes. Urlacher went insane and lead a 21 point defensive strike. I know you Bear haters out there were loving that struggle, but the "do the Bears have an O" debate will have to be on hold for a week.

Imagine you woke up trapped helplessly trapped in the web of a ferocious spides. The spider crawls over to you with a pipe drawn in his mouth and offers you a challenge. If he wins the challenge you must lead him to a center of human life for him to feed. If you win you will be set free. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to name the winners of week 7 in the NFL. "How does the mockingbird sing so sweet," or "the mighty eagle fly with such precision and grace," or "the mighty lion rule the jungle with courage and justice," you may ask. As such, you also ask how the Butter makes picks with such accuracy. Take heart, padawan, for the answers to these questions are not for you to know. The answer that leads to your freedom is to follow:

Bolts
Jugguars - Byron will tourch the texans secondary and have time for a country fried steak with sawmill gravey
Beng-holes - Look for a rebound from Rosey-Palms Palmer after a crushing Bucs blow
Jets - for the jets this game is like bowling 3 feet away from the pins and only having to knock down 1 to win.
Pack - the classic Farve - Harrington bout, welcome back to the NFC glory days Joey
Pats
Eagles - Eagles will score 60 out of rage this week
Steal-ers - Tiramisu is a delicious Italian desert, just thought you'd like to know
Broncs
Cards - A hard loss for them(both game and season), but as bad as the Bears played they (Cards) did show that they're not a push-over team, a-hem, at home. Time to go for that majestic #2 win over the poop in your adult diaper Oakie rah-rahs
C-Hawks - should be a pretty good contest, viks will keep it close, but their inability to score will eat em up in the end
Colts - I'd like to pick upset here, but the Colts are at home and will post some #'s, look for a big game from corn-bread Portis
Giants - I'd like to take a moment to offer congrats to Shockey for sticking with his glorious hockey mullet

Dear Rex,
I know you've been wounded little cub, but go home and find rest and comfort. For a new sun rises and the bad moon sets.

Taco 7

Can we please start “Where’s the Buff?” I think that Hometowns early exit certainly merit it.
To the picks:

I love the planes at home against the Motor City Kitties. Barry Sanders is coming back this week after a long time off, look for him to have an impact. I like Scott Mitchell to Herman Moore, but not enough to take out the Planes. Planes by 14.

I hate this game but will take the fins over the Cheese. Fins by 3.

I like the Patriotic Birds over the Inappropriate Pirate references.

I like Mod in the Chicago marathon.

I like the Bolts to get it done against the Inappropriate Indian references. Bolts by 10.

I like the black cats to upset the Bungles on the road.

I like the founding fathers/revolutionary men to get it done against the Bills. The Bills suck.

I love Hotlanta to win at home against the defending champs.

I love Hometown Buffet at a retreat

I love the Jags to smoke Reggie Bush… I mean Mario Williams and the Texans

I love the B’cos to get it done against poop.

I love the Colts to get it done against the other Inappropriate Indian References

I like Taco Tuesday on the basketball court over Tim Mader Brown.

I love the Red Birds to get it done against the Raiders. The Raiders may be the worst team in NFL history. They are so bad. Denny will have a tirade, because no one brought him is half time hot dog, and than he will fire his defensive coordinator. Birds by 10.

I like the Men to get it done at home versus the Boys.

And the game o’ da week… I love the Vikes to go on the road and steal one from the dirty sea birds.
Finally, I like Freebone on a fly pattern at Pearl Park, thrown by Mophats

Week 7 - I'd like to change my nickname to BONESAW

Shameless plug - if any of you guys what to play some (most likely) touch football this Saturday. Let me know...we are going to meet at Peter Williams place and play across the street the more the merrier.

This is going to be a tough week for me. I usually only have 1 guarantee win and that team is on a bye week. On top of that, I suck at this game and I deserve to be open hand slapped on the butt in such a way that a red hand print remains for several hours.

I love Carolina - Smith is at least a 97 overall

I love the Lions - This is going to be a fun game....for no one to care about

I love the Packers - This is going to be a fun game....for no one to care about

I love Jacksonville - What we really want...what we hunger for...there's too many bible's on our shelves

I love the Pats - Never judge a book by its cover. Unless it is Porn. Is that questionable humor? Probably, but there is no way I'm going to delete this and try to think of something else.

I love the Eagles - and the eagles don't love you because you keep killing them and mounting them so they can hang in the den

I love the Falcor's - Wouldn't it be great idea to name team after Falcor the Luck Dragon from Neverending story. That's it! All teams get fantasy-like names.

I love the San Diego Minators - With a hoof and a snout the minators with put you out

I love the Cleveland Sirens - Rudi Johnson's siren like beauty will bring you closers so he can kill the sailors and eat there inside's. Somehow Odyseus still escapes.

I love the Ariz Womprats - Womprat womprat womprat womprat. Who wouldn't want to cheer for Womprats to win. If any team, even the Cowboys, changed there name to the Womprats I'm the 1st in line for a Starter jacket.

I love the Seattle Faun's - I don't know. There are so many coffee shops and big tree's in Washington, I think that they would probably be Faun's.

I love the Indie Magicians - It's just the 1st thing I thought of

I love the NY Snoogles - I hate myself