Butter - Week Duex

Vikes over Carolina - This just in...my grandma will be playing linebacker for Carolina, but it'll take another week for their moral to increase enough to translate to the W

Chicago over the Lionesses - These ex-Joey Harrringtons are in deperate need of Simba for a boost, but he's busy "just can't waiting to be king." Besides the Bears have sexy Rexy (yes, I did go lion king on you)

Indy over the not Reggie Bush's team - I just took a crap and decided if there was an even number of terds I'd pick Indy, odd number, the Texans. 4 means Indy.

Pack over Saints - This week to increase morale the Pack will start selling cheese hats made of real smoked Gouda. Reggie Bush will eat a whole hat by himself and sit out the second half with a stomach ache

Philly over Giants - Eli Manning will start watching the LOTR Trilogy at 7 PM on Saturday night in his tighty whitey's and won't get any sleep while he contemplates Smeagol's fate. When the saga ends at 9 AM he goes online and orders a collectors edition of "the Precious" for himself as he becomes convinced "the one ring" will lead to a Superbowl victory.

Ravens over Oak - I simulated this game in Madden 07 last night. Ravens win 24 to 7. Jamal Lewis's 97 break tackle is too much to overcome.

The Tampa Gay BuccaQueers over Vick's Vapor Rub - Tampa push Vick on tilt with a simple Jedi Mind trick. Vick spends the game trying to "take Chucky to Jabba now"

Cinnci over Browns - Bengals are cats...MEOW

Dolf's over Bills - The dolphin is a very smart, but docile animal.

Seahawks over Cards - If you're still reading this I have something very important to say to you. This is kinda hard, but here it goes... I've had feelings for you for a long time. Your smile lights up the room. Every time we embrace the old familiar feelings come rushing back again. What I'm trying to say is... Will you go with me to Homecoming? (Check One)
_ YES _ NO _ Let me Ask MoPhats if it's OK

St. Lou over San Fran - This just in... Ram's sign Diet Pepsi Machine

Chargers over Titans - Because I said so

Denver over KC - Jake Plummer regrows the Grizzly Adams beard, thus restoring his mojo

Patriots over Jets - Belly-check tops Man-gina. In this case master beats apprentice Obi-wan style.

Cowboys over Skins - Cowboys have guns, boots and cool hats, Indians have arrows and loin-cloth

Pitt over Jax - I overheard MOD say that he's going to set the entire Jag team on fire. Don't F with MOD, Period.