Mod - Week 2!

I’m desperately in love with the Dolphins at home over the Bills! Or….. I just hate Dick Jauron! Yes, that’s it!

I love the Vikes over the Panthers! Wow, Lards goes against the Vikes and I pick them to win. A sign the apocalypse is upon us indeed.

I love the Bengals over the Browns! Mama told me there would be games like this and mama also told me that if a Bengal poops, it comes out brown….with some sort of frye on it. JK,LOL,JJ,NOT,APRILFOOLS!

I love the Bears over the Lions! My prediction is the Lions will score 10 points but be this close --- > < --- to putting up 40.

I love the Colts over Texans! Manute Bol vs. Mugshey Boughes in a length contest, Craig Hodges vs. Mark Eaton in a 3 pt contest, Clay Aiken vs. a straight guy in a street fight. Sometimes you know you are in over your head, but you at least you try anyways.

I love the Pack over the Saints! 0-2 at home to start the year, me thinks not. Packers are a little better than what they showed against the Bears, but not by much.

I love the Giants over Philly! It’s hard for me to vision the Giants 0-2 so I have to go with them to beat Philly. The Eagles will come to play (insert lame Mama McNabb Cambells soup joke here).

I love the Ravens this week over the Raidahs! Former Bethel alum Mike Anderson rushes for a touchdown and promptly calls up Brian Luchene to tell him about it.

How about Atlanta over the Bucs! Chris Simms is making a nice living off of his name. Pretty similar to Shane McMahon in WWE, Paris Hilton in life, and Slashdell Stromberg in WDYL.

Seahawks take it to the Cardinals! Hasselbutt connects for 4 scores with Darrell Jackdaughter.

Rams over the IV VIIII’ers. Yes, the IV VIIII’ers looked ok last Sunday but the Rams looked even better.

Broncos over the Chief Huard’s! I’m really not sure who missed Willie Roaf the most… the Chiefs or the Kansas City Fast Food Economy. Either way, the Chiefs line looked horrible and I love fast food.

Patriots over the Jets! Brady has his work cut out for him this year. Heck, I drove past the Mounds View vs. Roseville HS game and found a group of better receivers than what Brady has to work with.

Bolts over the Titans. Vince Young looking to become the most famous man with the initials VY since this thing..

Cowboys over the Skins. No Portis it looks like which could mean a major hurt for the Skins.

I'll take the Jags over the Steelers. Byron Sandwich is fat but he is turning into the good phat. Ala MoPhats.