BUTTER-UP to 15

This week let's open up with the MVP award. I think the winner of the MVP will go to whoever has a good week right before voting. It's seriously such a joke. Every week someone new is getting the nod for MVP and coach of the year. Based on that criteria I think that the Most Volitile Penis (MVP) award should be shared this year between the entire Bengals team for getting their dicks arrested for something new and exciting every weekend (DUI, etc. and also to Ray Lewis as extra credit for committing murder.

Leg, I have the perfect solution for next season's WDYL. Obviously the current rant system isn't quite up to snuff. I think peope should accumulate rant points over the season and it should be listed every week next to their record a.k.a. Mr. Butter (16-0) [4]. The four would be my accumulated rant points. When two people have a tie, whoever has more rant points wins and if they have the same amount the tie is broken by the better rant that week, if that week sux then it's broken by the week before, etc. So if I face Black Egg and he has 1 rant point and I have 4, I would win. This encourages ppl to bring it each week. Your rant points don't go away, you just try to rack'em up. Are we clear as a toilet bowl after eating a true Philly Cheesesteak? Good.

Now let's have a moment of respect for the 80's (please note the tapered jeans):

Seahawks cuz they're at home

Cowboys, they have TO, so nothing bad can ever happen to them

Jets, the Vikes managed to become an opposite team in a few short years. They went from full O to only D

Jags

Pack

Bears

Saints

Steelers

Ravens

Pats

Fins

Broncos

Giants

Rams

Chargers

Colts