Week 15 - Mod

So it's been an off-year for the reigning champ, but I'm feeling good about doing good in the playoffs. Not sure how playoffs are going to work for WDYL, but I feel good about them nonetheless. Hawknaginsighs... you stink.



Dallas vs. Atlanta. I love the Cowboys to rebound here against the Falcons. One of my friends heard Terrell Owens use the following pick up line at a bar in Dallas:

Woman: Hey, do you play for the Cowboys?
Terrell: Hey baby, taking 36 pain pills wouldn't even come close to healing my heart if you don't take off your clothes right now and ride TO to the endzone.

Miami vs. Buffalo. I love the Dolphins over the Bills this week. I took a business trip and while I was working out at the club, I saw Joey Harrington working out and totally macking on this one girl:

Woman: So what do you do?
Joey: I'm a professional quarterback for the Dolphins!
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry... I'm a Bucs fan.
Joey: Me too! I love to Buc.

Washington vs. New Orleans. I love the ESPN's flavor of the week over the Skins. Speaking of flavors, check out what flavor Drew Brees dropped on this unsuspecting hottie in the New Orleans ampitheatre last week:

Drew: Hey sweetheart, time's a cookin.. and when it's time to cook, I usually cook up a nice bowl of taking you home and making sweet love all night long.



Pittsburgh vs. Carolina. I love the Steelers to drop Carolina. Chris Weinke is making the most of his star status the last couple weeks by trying to scoop up some sweet Carolina tail:

Chris: My names Chris Weinke and I have a large dinky.
Blonde Woman: That's awesome! I'm a huge Pac-man fan as well!

Tampa Bay vs. Chicago. Bears in a landslide. What's better than spending a weekend in the hot sun of Chicago... spending a weekend in the hot sun of Chicago with Tampa Bay pimp... Bruce Gradkowski... They don't call him the Polish Pimp for nothing.



NY Jets vs. Minnesota. Vikes pull this one out and end the Jets playoff hopes. I'd like to take the time here to congratulate the Watson's pool girl for finding some unlucky guy to get her pregnant. At least she probably scored a sweet deal for a baby pool in the back yard.


Cleveland vs. Baltimore. I love the Ravens to destroy the Browns. Speaking of black birds... here is one:



Jacksonville vs. Tennessee. I'm going with the Jags over the Tits. I have yet to post a horrible album cover and since making a joke about the Tits is pretty easy... here goes nothing:

Magic Voices Indeed!



Houston vs. New England. I like the Patriots to rebound against the Texanians.

Detroit vs. Green Bay. I love the Packers over the Lions.

Denver vs. Arizona. I love the Broncos over the Cardinals this week.

St. Louis vs. Oakland. I love the Rams over the Raiders in Oakland.

Philadelphia vs. NY Giants I love the Giants over the Eagles.

Kansas City vs. San Diego. The Chargers over the Chiefs .

Cincinnati vs. Indianapolis. Bengals over the Colts in the highest scoring game ever.