Dell is my daddy

If you haven't read Dell's post yet, go do it. NOW. And you should read Lem's post pretty carefully.

I was going to try countering Dell's ranting, but I don't have the time, and I only thought of a Jesse Jackson-based rant about how the NFL is a conspiracy against black players. Oh well.

I love Bungholes over Raidahs
I love Vikes over Kitties
I love Raves over Chefs
I love Pats over Fins
I love Falsucks over Bucs
I love Skins over Uggles
I love Pants over G-men
I love Colts over Jags
I love Tits over Texis
I love S'hawks over Cards
I love Nines over puckers
I love J-E-T-S over Bill-ohs
I love Bolts over Bacos
I love Boys over Saints
I love Burrs over Ramoids