Greetings fellow members of Everybody's Galactic Amateur Weightless Underwater Finger Painters of Eastern Scotland Association (EGAUWFPOESA). The rant competition has been fierce and biting like a stiff katabatic downslope wind on the icey slopes of the mountain of Non. What we're gonna do is take it one rant at a time. Just take em as they come and try and get the W. I think we have a pretty good rant squad. So let's buckle down and stay focused and hungry. Cuz NOBODY comes into our rant house and out rants us. So tighten up that soggy jockstrap three clicks and do an extra round of walking lunges and spandex squats.
Somewhere deep in the hidden forest of Midovast a vision comes to a young man named Wunder Trygas. The sacred prophecy follows:
RAMs take the peace pipe and shove it up kc chief Wampum Paumpum's rumpous.
the yogi BEARS get the w at home. Is that a picknick basket I smell on joey harrington's tighty whitys. Tommie Harris like picknick baskets.
BUCS stun the saints at home as deuce drops a huge load in this game. After the game they go play lazer tag and decide that though they had a fiercesome game they're still good friends.
FALCONS beat the lion-el richies.
BENGALS outpace the ravs at home. Ocho-Cinco does the mexican hat dance and eats a fajita-burrito-quesadilla
COWBOYS over skins. Tony Romo's been playing Dance Dance Revolution at Dave and Busters all week to keep his happy feet fresh for the big game. He won enough tickets to get a pencil sharpener.
PACK over the bills. Farve is changing again from Ganholf the Grey to Gandolf the White and casting all kinds of "dark magics" on his opponents. This week he turns J. P. Loooooseman into a square dancing canary.
GIANTS over texans.
VIKES over fran. Brad Johnson marches his 96 Throwning accuracy and 92 Awareness into a 0 TD 0 INT magnificent Mediocre Bowl caliber performance.
CHARGE over brown stools.
denver BRONCITUS coughes all over the pitt-stain stealers
in the expert bowl mavis beacon picks the PATS over the colts. what a classic quarterback match-up. This is classic windu-sidious, gaston vs. the beast, inspector gadget vs. Dr. claw shizzle.
SEAHAWKS over raydurs. Seneca walleye hooks himself some raider.
The picks are in. Let's go get wasted, dress up like ninjas and eat some crepes with peanut butter and bannanas.
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