Thursday, October 12, 2006

Week 5 - MOD

I like the Lions to get in the W column against the Bills. The Lions are worse than I thought if they lose this game at home.

I love the Panthers over the Ravens. Tough game here but Lards hit it right on the head... Panthers blow up this time of year after everybody says they suck.

I love the Bengals over the Bucs this week. Bengals are a bit overrated but the Bucs being bad is something that isn't.

Cowboys over the Texans. The battle of Texas.

Giants over Atlanta! I hate Atlanta just because they have no passing game. It's like the guy who never passes in Madden and tries to control the clock. Hello, pass the damn ball, this game is boring enough already.

Eagles over the Saints this week in the Dome.

Seahawks over the Rams.

Fore-Skins over the Tits. Something right out of a XXX movie rental aisle here. Starring Clinton PorTITS and Andre "That's one big" JOHNSON.

Steelers rebound over the Native Americans.

Jets over the Dolphins. Gross, yuck, nasty.

Chargers over the IIIIIIIII'ers. No contest here, the 9ers need some more time.

Broncos over the Raidahs! I seriously think this may be the year for an 0-16 team. What better team to do it that Al Davis and the Raiders!

Bears over Cardinals. 40-0 again? Why not, Leinart get officially welcomed to the NFL. Goodbye Paris Hilton, Hello Rosie O'Donnell.

3 comments:

Black Egg said...

Mod - your comments about the Skins game are deserving of one of these mythical rants points. I love you.

DecentDestroyer said...

Thanks, unfortunately Andre Johnson doesn't play for the Tits. I just dont know anybody on the Tits to make up a porn star name.

Black Egg said...

Travis "Huge John" Henry