Friday, October 13, 2006

Taco 6

Looking at the stats, it looks as if the Baker division is the MLB American league central everyone except for the Royals are good, and even the Royals are a decent team, and will make a late charge in order to play spoiler. As for Wass… How is the Buffet in third place? Maybe some folks should try his strategy and not pick for a week, and see if that helps. Speaking of the Buff, is this the earliest that he has been out?

OK big picks last week; let’s have at it again.

-I love the Bills to rebound against Detroit. This was a very tempting pick for me to pick the motor city kitties first win, but they have too many injuries, and I think that the Bills are just a better team. The game between the Vikes and the Lions last week should never have been that close, but the Vikes offense is really not very good. Bills by 1

-I love the Ravens to rebound at home against the black cats. This should be a good game, and I have a feeling that no one is going to score, but since we get no points for ties I am going to pick the Ravens because Ray Lewis will kill someone making it 11-10, thus shifting the advantage to Baltimore. Ravens by ¼ of a point.

-I love Hotlanta at home against the men.

-I love the Boys to rebound in a big way at home for the battle of the Lone Star state. I hope that I get to see Terrell Owens in this game; I never can get any press coverage on that guy. Boys by 21

-I love the inappropriate American Indian references to bury remember the Titans.

-I love the striped cats to come off the bye fresh and able and take care of business against the winless and punch less Tampa team. Direct line to Johnny boy and the Bucs: “What the hell were you thinking coming into the year with these QB’s? I mean with all the talent that was (and still is) on the free agent market… Mike McMahon, Josh McCown, Craig Nall, J.T. O’Sullivan, Kordell Stewart, and Seneca Wallace. Come on, these are some gems. Cinci by 10.

-I love the Patriotic birds to it done on the road against the Saints. I can’t yet buy into the Saints. I think that they are still playing on emotion. I don’t think that the Patriotic birds are that good either, but I’m taking the lesser of two losers. Birds by 3.

-I have to pick the dirty sea birds on the road because of how pathetic they looked in their last game. They flat out sucked. The Bears made them all their bitches. Even without Alexander, I like the Dirty Sea Birds by 3.

-I like the planes over the Fins. Culpepper is looking real good down their at South Beach. He’s out partying a lot and hooking up with a lot of strippers… I mean receivers. I like the Planes by 10.

-I like the inappropriate Steel workers union references to get it done against the other inappropriate American Indian references. The Unions are at home and they suck so far this year, so they will win by 5.

-I love the Bolts to get it done in the City by the Bay. 9ers are really bad + Bolts are really good and have two dynamic offense players and a dominate defense = Tim’s Penis and a Bolts win.

-There is no one I like more this week than the B’cos. I was watching the Office last night, and I saw a commercial for Sunday night football where they were showing scenes from “Raider Nation” and one of these dudes was grocery shopping all decked out in his Raider gear, and than the Bus came on to pump up the game and Pink was singing. Ok is all that really necessary? I know that they are trying to find some way for people to watch this pathetic game (I heard they were running a promo that if you watch the entire game, John Madden will come to your house on his Bus and eat your first born), but is this really the way to do. First of all is there anyone who is sober who is part of Raider nation this year? Second of all will they be in Denver. We will inevitably see some, which will give everyone the opportunity to collectively laugh our asses off at those idiots in silly costumes. Denver by 1 million points.

-Finally the game o’ da week for many WDYL’ers. I have racked my brain on this one and an upset would seem like a good thing to pick on this game. The Red Birds are an underachieving team, and looking for a big win. However Fitz junior is out, and the Bears are unfortunately really good. Bears by 20 on National TV

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