Steve Goold was a meat cutter at OCB

First things first....Worst album cover

Buffet, you better bring your A game! You know that Steve Goold brought his A game everytime he cut meat at Old Country Buffet. You know I brought my A game when I was busing table's at De' Bier Stube'. You know MOD brought his A game a Bakers Square when he brought you that huge Carmal Apple with Ice Cream creation. You know that Lars brought his D- game when he was making Subs at Subcity. You know that Nate Larson brought his A+ game when he was signing autographs as Clear's guitarist. You know that Kyky brought his A game when he married Michell. You know that Peter never brings his A game in B-Ball. You know that Splash is alway going to want to talk draft picks and trade's if the possiblities are there. YOu know that Berg is going to commit to WDYL for 2 weeks.

Cleveland poo at Pittsburgh smelters - I love the Smelters here. What the *^&! The former champs should be able to defect a small peice of you know what!

Mylanta at Tampa Bay - I guess the Falcor's. If Atrayuh could get past those giant naked death statue's and reach the oracle then what chance does Tampa have of being totally awesome? None, my friend. none.....

Baltz at KC and the sundance kids - I'm picking the Balts to win this one. Grandma ma is going to have a tough time against that balt d-fense and Ray Lewis is probably going to be wearing Peter's clothing screaming "We must protect this house!". Good luck KC. I get scared just thinking about it.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville - Colts will win. The colts have the a bit of a smaller chance of winning that I do against Buffet.
Raping and Pilaging Swedes at the Motorheads - I like the Loins here. Plus Kitna is a Christian.

New England at Miami - Wow! I'm going with Miami! They just confuse good teams and they get offenses frustrated. Jason Lens and the D-fins will eat the Pat's for dessert or desert. I don't know.

N.Y. Giants at Carolina - I love the Giants here. If you are a good friend of mine, then you will know that I Love Chris Weinke. But, I also know that he sucks. Giant win by 7.

Oakland at Cincinnati - ummm the worst F-ball team ever will not win this game. Did the Grandmah's win a game? NO! Did the 99 Bulls win a game? Yes! Did Janet Jackson show her boob to the world? Yes!

Philadelphia at Washington - I love Philly. Doesn't anyone else think of Philly Cheese Steak sandwich every single time that Philly is mentioned. My mouth is watering. So good!

Tennessee at Houston - I love the Breasts. Let's face it breasts are probably one of God's best inventions and I don't see them losing to the Houston Texans.

Green Bay at San Francisco - I'm going with San Fran here. Good game though. Al Gore vs. Brett Micheals. Miner vs. Meat Packer. Two tuff dudes. One slaying animals. One finding gold nuggets

Seattle at Arizona - I love Seattle here. What does Arizon have to offer other than delicious tea and crappy jeans. Seattle has Microsoft, coffee, Fraser Crane, and my Grandpa Bill. Seattle by 10.

Buffalo at N.Y. Jets - I love the Bills. No Comment.

Denver at San Diego - I love the Chargers. LT and the Joann's son Philip should be able to handle the mile high boyz.

New Orleans at Dallas - I love New Orleans. This is totally the game of the week. The two hottest QB's in the league. The #2 and #3 ranked teams in the NFC. Brees vs. Romo. I just pee'd in my pants a little and threw up in my mouth a tiny amount.

Chicago at St. Louis - I love Chicago. I really do. I love the Bulls. I love the Bears. I love the Shedd Aquarium. I love that dude outside ONO's pizza asking people for leftovers.