time for a soggy BUTTERy slice of weak 10

Ok blokes, it's time to turn off your Roombas, lace up your Keds and let the ranting begin. Don't you just love todays football analysts. They have no consistency whatsoever. Each week they do a 540 (that's one 360 with a 180 after that to end up facing the opposite way). I find them and the whole thing laughable. Each week it's a completely different top 5 teams. One week someone's the greatest player and the next they suck. The most fun is to watch them change their song and dance each week about Vick.

A long time ago in a glaxy far far away rose a great new hope in announcing. Reared in the culture of football Joe Theisman came to be a great quarterback and has now risen in the ranks to Monday Night Football announcer. Has there ever been anyone more redunkulous. The man's a lunatic, it's like he's not even watching the same game. Joe Theisman this week I raise a toast to you.

VIKES over pack. Did they really loose to the 9ers? I give it to the Vikes since they're at home. P.S. Brad Childress, I hear Kyle Orton may be available for trade.

RAVENS over tits.

JAGS over tex.

CHEIFS over fins. Can the fins win without 5 freebees, I think not.

PATS over jets.

BENGS over bolts. I'm calling the rebound is starting right here, with growth hormone Merriman sitting out.

LIONS over 9ers.

EAGLES over skins.

COLTS over bills. Peyton is doing it alone this year. Let see what happens come playoff time.

FALCONS over browns. The dirty birds are denfinitely overratted on O and soft on D.

BRONCS over raids.

STEELERS over saints.

RAMS over s-hawks. The rams should be able to handle the seconds stringers and the towel boy.

COWBOYS over cards.

BEARS over giants. Last week was a give away, don't look for more of the same. The giants are torn up by injuries and sexy rexy should have time in the pocket.

PANTHERS over bucs. For any reason you want.