Ten sack of Tacos

Ok so last week was a huge disappointment, I mean the Vikes lose a PATHETIC game to the 9ers who were on pace to give up the most points in NFL history before the Purple rolled in and made them look like the Ravens and Bears combined, the Bears lose, but of course the purple can’t make up any ground, the GOP was whitewashed in the elections, and now my taxes are going up like the mercury in July, and to top it all off, I lost to Lemke in by rant point, and I can’t for the life of me find a rant that he gave. Is it because of his curly locks Stromberg? Just because I don’t have hair like Lemke or a tan like Freebone doesn’t mean… Ah hell it doesn’t mean anything. To the picks

I love the Patriotic men to rebound at home.

I love the Patriotic Birds to take care of the Inappropriate Indian References at home

I love Hotlanta to rebound at home against poop.

I love the Other Inappropriate Indian References to roll into the Fins and take them out.
It is possible that the Fins are the second best team in the league because they beat the mighty Bears, yet it is also possible that the Bears played a bad game, yet it is also possible that the Bears are overrated, yet it is also possible that next time I see Mophats I’m going to kick him in the nuts. Go Tim’s Penis.

I love the Motor City Kitties to do what the Purple couldn’t do last Sunday… Score on the 9ers and win

I love the Horses at home against the Bills. Manning will throw as many TD’s as he calls audibles which means he will throw 463 TD’s… Man that’s a lot of TD’s.

I love Edgar Allan Poe to roll into remember the Titans and take it to them.

I love the Jags to hand it to the Houston “we named our mascot after our state, because we were to dumb and lazy to think of anything else” Texans

I love the Chargers to roll in to Cinci and steal a W

I love Denver to get it done by the Bay

I love the Boys to bag a few red birds and get the win

I love the Rams to upset the Dirty Sea Birds on the road

I don’t love the Inappropriate Steel Workers Union References but I think they will win at home

I hate the Bears but they will rebound and beat the Men this week, because Hometown Buffet and Sobol are playing D line for the Men

I love the Black Cats to hand it to the Inappropriate Pirate References

Finally I love my Vikes, but I don’t like their chances to score on offense, but I do like some defense and a bunch of Longwell FG’s/ Vikes my 3

To the high school games:

5A:
Eden Prairie over St. Cloud Tech
Lakeville South over Rosemount
4A:
Totino-Grace over New Prague
St. Thomas Academy over Benilde
3A:
Lichfield over Glencoe-Silver Lake
Becker over Rochester Lourdes
2A:
Triton over Hawley
Moose Lake/Willow River over Winona Cotter and Luverne winner
1A:
Fertile-Beltrami over New Ulm Catherdral
Rushford-Peterson over Wabasso
9 Man:
Stephen-Argyle Central over Underwood
Perennial powerhouse Cromwell over Wheaton