Ok, so I forgot to pick this game... but who said you can't pick it and see if Lars will not read this part of the rant and give me a win. Let my lawyer defend me on this one.....
Saints over Panthers.
Well this game is useless now that the Giants won... another useless item: Chopsticks with a fan that cools your blazing hot noodles that came straight for the Earth's core.

Texans over Browns.
Both of these teams have amazing college teams in their state: Ohio State and Texas... you think some of that football knowledge would run over to the pro teams.
Cowboys over Lions.
Detroit can finally put all its attention into the Deanna Nolan and the Detroit Shock!

Chiefs over Jags.
So both teams need a win and some help to get into the playoffs. I hate asking for help but sometimes you gotta do it, like after you get hit like this guy and need to know which way the locker room is.

Patriots over Titans.
I keep picking against the Titans even though they keep winning. It's like back in middle school when everybody had corderoy pants... I knew that it was just a fad so I never got them, then I decided they were here to stay and got them right when people stopped wearing them. I'm glad I could care less what I wear these days.
Jets over Raiders.
I love how the Raiders have been shutout 3 times this year and haven't scored a touchdown in 6 games. That kind of futility hasn't been seen since the Grandmahs took the court in Bethel Intramurals.
Bengals over Steelers.
Wow, kind of suprising that both of these teams could miss the playoffs. Also suprising, Ron Artest playing a 3 string instrument.

Seahawks over Tampa Bay.
I had no idea the Bucs have a cornerback named Blue Adams. That might be the best athelete name Blue since Blue Edwards donned the Jazz uniform back in the early 90's.

Rams over Vikings.
Eagles over Falcons.
Ravens over Bills.
Colts over Dolphins.
Chargers over Cardinals.
Can't wait for the Rivers blowup in the playoffs.
Broncos over 49'ers.
I like the Broncos chances in the playoffs as much as I love waking up to the sound of Mophats hacking up a loogey on my freshman year floor.
Bears over Packers.
Bye Bye Brett Favre... at least for 2 months until you throw us on the "will Brett Favre come back for another season" routine.
Well this game is useless now that the Giants won... another useless item: Chopsticks with a fan that cools your blazing hot noodles that came straight for the Earth's core.
Texans over Browns.
Both of these teams have amazing college teams in their state: Ohio State and Texas... you think some of that football knowledge would run over to the pro teams.
Cowboys over Lions.
Detroit can finally put all its attention into the Deanna Nolan and the Detroit Shock!
Chiefs over Jags.
So both teams need a win and some help to get into the playoffs. I hate asking for help but sometimes you gotta do it, like after you get hit like this guy and need to know which way the locker room is.
Patriots over Titans.
I keep picking against the Titans even though they keep winning. It's like back in middle school when everybody had corderoy pants... I knew that it was just a fad so I never got them, then I decided they were here to stay and got them right when people stopped wearing them. I'm glad I could care less what I wear these days.
Jets over Raiders.
I love how the Raiders have been shutout 3 times this year and haven't scored a touchdown in 6 games. That kind of futility hasn't been seen since the Grandmahs took the court in Bethel Intramurals.
Bengals over Steelers.
Wow, kind of suprising that both of these teams could miss the playoffs. Also suprising, Ron Artest playing a 3 string instrument.
Seahawks over Tampa Bay.
I had no idea the Bucs have a cornerback named Blue Adams. That might be the best athelete name Blue since Blue Edwards donned the Jazz uniform back in the early 90's.
Rams over Vikings.
Eagles over Falcons.
Ravens over Bills.
Colts over Dolphins.
Chargers over Cardinals.
Can't wait for the Rivers blowup in the playoffs.
Broncos over 49'ers.
I like the Broncos chances in the playoffs as much as I love waking up to the sound of Mophats hacking up a loogey on my freshman year floor.
Bears over Packers.
Bye Bye Brett Favre... at least for 2 months until you throw us on the "will Brett Favre come back for another season" routine.
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