Kyky - Week 11

The NFL has been crazy this year--and not the good kind of crazy. I've heard many of the 'mediocre-players-turned-mediocre-analysts' tout the parity of the league, but parity isn't necessarily a good thing. The reason there's parity is every team other than the Colts (and maybe the Bears) is more inconsistent than a grandma who forgets to take her fiber and prune juice. Oh well--I guess that makes picking more of a challenge.

Larson: I'm going to own you like Democrats owned the Republicans on election day.

RAVES over Falsuckers: I'm damn close to picking against the Falsucks for the rest of the year.
TEXIS over Bison: This will be like TomKat's wedding on Saturday: they don't have any legitimate friends, so they have to pay big-time celebs to pay attention to them.
BURRS over j-e-t-s: Even if the wrong Sexy Rexy shows up, the Burrs should have this well in hand. Mangini can't lead the Jets to wins over the Pats and Bears on consecutive weeks.
BENG-HOLES over Righteous People
VIKES over Finitos
PATS over Puckers
CHEFS over Raidahs: If the Raidahs win at Arrowhead, I'm quitting Pick 'Em for the rest of the season. Even good teams can't win at Arrowhead.
STEEL over Shite
PANTS over Ramoids
UGGLES over Tits
BUCS over Skins: The Skins don't have Portis or Moss, and they're starting Jason Campbell. The Bucs, though, are starting Gradkowski. Yep, this has all the excitement of a romantic comedy between Tony Danza and Joan Cusack.
CARDS over Loins The only reason I would be happy with a Lions win is if Denny Green comes out and punches a microphone and says, "The Lions were who we thought they were!" after the game.
S'HAWKS over Niners
COLTS over Boys: Two things are likely: 1)It'll be a close game and 2) Bill Parcells will look pudgy in his ridiculously unflattering windbreaker.
BRONCS over Bolts: NBC is making other networks look silly with their flex scheduling brilliance.
JAGS over G-Men: Everybody on the G-men defense is injured, and the Jags are playing at home.