Kyky v. 12.2

After lots of eating, sleeping and buying Seinfeld Season 6 on DVD for $20, I'm feeling good about Sunday.

I LOVE VIKES over Cards: How sweet it is that Denny Green is coming back to the Metro-toilet. How awesome would it be if people wore the "F*** You, Green" shirts that floated around Minnesota for a while after Norm Green moved the North Stars down to Dallas.

I LOVE PANTS over Skins: Because pants go over skin in real life. And because Jason Campbell is going to be decapitated by Julius Peppers.

I LOVE BENGHOLES over Shite: Chad Johnson has been playing out of his yellow-hued head lately. In a related story, police picked Johnson up on Wednesday, mistaking him for tax-evading movie star Wesley Snipes.

I LOVE J-E-T-S over Texis: New Yorkers are dumbstruck when they find out that Joe Namath is actually gay, and still wears pantyhose under his own volition.

I LOVE JAGS over Bison: Though it has nothing to do with this game, Chris Kaman and Sam Cassell make up the ugliest duo in the history of sports. Yikes!

I LOVE RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE over Falsucks: My hatred for the Falsucks continues. I hate the Falsucks like Peter hates awkward silence.

I LOVE RAVES over Steel: If we want to see the epitome of the "football player gone to seed" lifestyle, we merely have to look at Jerome Bettis. He should be called the RV.

I LOVE RUMS over Frisco burgers: I actually like Frisco sandwiches much more than rum, but I can't base all my decisions on outside preference.

I LOVE BOLTS over Raidahs: I heart LaDanian Tomlinson.

I LOVE BURRS over Pats: The game of the week. Pats are playing on new turf, and I think it'll take some getting used to for them. Can we call Roger Goodell and get a rule banning the "homeless guy" look from the sidelines? 'Ole Bill looks just stupid.

I LOVE TITS over G-men: This could be misconstrued in a variety of ways, but I'll stick to it.

I LOVE COLTS over Uggles: Even with McNabb, the Eagles only had a smallish chance. The Colts should take the cake on this one. Madden will choke on turducken and mastufams.

I LOVE S'HAWKS over Puckers: Seattle has truly become Vladivostok. The Puckers, used to ghastly weather, may actually do okay.

I made my own "F*** You, Green MOD" shirt that I'll be wearing all day tomorrow. I'll wear a sport coat over it to church.