Thursday, September 07, 2006

Taco Week 1

My oh my does it feel good to be picking again. I look for a big year out of Taco Tuesday. However, Taco Tuesday will have less fluff this year and more substance. Simply put... Taco Tuesday is all about winning.

-Fish vs. Inappropriate: Union workers references. Even though it is Batch at the helm, and Ward is hurt, the Unions D is too tough. I like the Unions by two shiploads of taconite.
-Ravens at aka Pirates: Taco thinks that the Pirates are going to be much improved this year, and even though Chris Simms may suck their D is still dominate. Pirates by FG after J Lewis has to walk the plank and R Lewis is arrested for shooting someone.
-Dirty Birds at Cats: Even though the D birds have dominated this series as of late, Taco thinks the Cats are the best team in the league. Cats by 7
-B’cos at St. Louie: Rams could be one of the worst teams in the league. Denver by 14
-Phili at Houston: Can’t wait to see how Reggie Bush will do in Hous… wait a minute, I mean whatever the hell his name was that they took first. Texans in a week one upset by a late FG.
-Bills at Pats: Pats nough said
-Saints at worst mascot ever: It will be intriguing to see if Reggie Bush can cause any excitement on the field for the Saints this year. We know he is off. Yet I think that the Browns will be improved this year, and they are at home.
-Sea birds at Lions: Detroit stinks. Like Tim and Mod at Age of Kings. Seattle by 3.
-Fast planes at Titans: This game is terrible because I don’t know a thing about the planes, and Remember the Titans are horrible. So by default I pick Minnehaha by a late Williams TD pass to Larry Fitzgerald. Yet since that never happened I’ll take the planes.
-Cinci at KC: get used to Taco saying this… Orange and black stripes by 10.
-Chi town at Green Bay: Taco would pay money to not have to pick this game because I want it to end in a tie so badly. Yet Cheese packers are terrible and #4 may be the worst QB in the north which is really sad because the north has the worst QB’s in the league overall. Bears by .5
-Boys at Jags: Here is my squad. Jags by 10
-Frisco at Red Birds: Denny and company will roll in this game
-Indi at Men: Manning brother squaring off? This will be like the good ol’ days in the back yard. Look for Archie to come out and be all time receiver, and mom to call for dinner about 6ish.
-Chargers at Oak town: Bolts by a pinch
-V-I-K-E-S at Inappropriate Indian references: Taco has not been this excited for a season in a while. The D looked good in the preseason. If everyone else can stay healthy look for this to be a really boring game… Vikes by 3.

3 comments:

Lars Legend said...

Taco- I enjoyed your Manning on Manning banter, but you never picked a winner. Is this a backdoor way into a better record? I'm either appalled or understanding.

DecentDestroyer said...

Good catch Lars, Taco likes to rant so much he forgets the task at hand.

Nate said...

Wow Taco! You picked the Vikes by 3! Daaaay-ummm!!