A Tuff divisional bout with the modular

Well MODular, methinks you'll need the help of a luck dragon this week:

My plan is to out pick and out rant to prove superiority. If you don't like it then you can go suck on some earth-crotch:

Just remember, after you lose you can always console yourself by watching your favorite movie Bride of Chucky and appreciate your hero of destruction:

And if all this doesn't work I say we settle this score with a game of b-ball Salem Basketball, one on one Horace Grant vs. Bill Cartwright style:

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Now onto the prix. Eat dragon poop MOD. (1 is least certain, 4 is most certain)

1. COLTS over ravs. Unless the ravens D out scores the Colts O that's the only possible outcome. Piston Moanning will put a few points on the board.

2. BOLTS over the patty-cakes. I'll be glad to see that Pats drop out of this race. No matter what happens, some fair weather fans will be done for the season. I don't think belly-check can overcome the age of the team.

3. BEARS over sea-ducks. I love the bears and want to give them full confidence, but we don't know if we get jedi Rex or sith Rex. It's like the end of The Legend of Zelda II where link fights his shadow to save hyrule. The Sexy Rexy will determine the outcome of this playoff run.

4. SAINTS over eagles. The battered eagles road ends here. Twinkle toes Garcia can carry them no farther. After they lose tonight Andy Reid will cry bitterly in his bathtub while downing a box of twinkies for consolation.