Holy Crapola dudes! Playoff time is here! Are the Chicago Bears going to get spanked in the playoffs again? Will Seattle find some redemption and be this years Steelers (literally). When the Chargers face off against Junior and his new retirement community, what will happen? Will the Colts face defeat once more but still be praised like gods for another season? Will anyone cheer for my penis? Will Lemke be contemplating about how dum (D-U-M) college bowl games are today? Will Hawkingson buy me another cheese cloth? Only time will deliver the answers to this questions.#1 Most Confident
New England at San Diego - I love the Chargers. Sure, the Patriots have playoff experience. Sure, they have Brady and Bill-a-check. That crap could not stop San Diego during the year or now. Lars, I know you hate your life when you think about this one, but it has gotta be nice to lean back on the Chargers, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, and Bobcats when your Minnesota teams are playing like my Grandpa Bill plays golf.
#2 Most Confident
Indianapolis at Baltimore - I love Baltimore. If P. Manning wasn't slower than Phomats and if they had 1 player on there defense better than Howard the Duck is at slaying aliens I'd give them a chance. Otherwise, I've got give this game to Warren Moon's twin brother Steven and his defense of pedophile's and murderers.
#3 Most Confident
Seattle at Chicago - I love Chicago. We are so due a playoff win. It's almost seems like we've got Timberwolf jersey's on. How many time's can the Bears get there butt pads rocked in the p-offs. If Rex plays well then I love him. If he sucks then I want the Bears to sign Pargo to get some instant offense going.
#4 Most Confident
Philadelphia at New Orleans - I love Philly. It's like we are playing NBA Jam and Jeff Garcia just hit 3 shots in a row without letting up a shot. Brian W, Brian D. and Jeff G. will bring this one to Chicago for the NFC championship where Barack will again spend all of his lunch money on a political pre-game ad.
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Three things-
1) I love this post.
b) Is this on a confidence scale or not. I gotta know.
and III) Bobcats? huh?
I was just trying to see what you would say about the Bobcats thing
I will cheer your penis Tim
Did I mention that I love this post. It is so multi-faceted. The line, "Will anyone cheer for my penis" is grand comedy.
ya, Go!!!! Go Tim's Penis!!!!
Big weekend for mike rotch
#3 for the Bears... Timothy!
What's the deal with Al Sharpton and GWB?
i just got some new cloth in. some cheese some sausage cloth. let me know..
No really Tim. You have to number these games.
Sorry, I forgot about the numbering thing
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