PACK will beat the vikes. The amazing this is that after this game one of these team will have an outside shot at the playoffs and W understands this better than you could know.
As you can see our president is quite multi-talented. I hate how no matter how hard you try to eat neat, a little sauce always makes its way to the wife beater. You may be asking how the pack will get past a better vikings team.... Strategery, of course.
CHEIFS over the rads. This is why:
I look at these strapping young lads and I see nothing but potential. The future is indeed bright. Might this be an underground project of a young Tim and Dan Brown?
RAMS over the skins. The rams are like the bucs. When they find the fountain of youth, you know that fountain in the original Legend of Zelda where the fairy recharges all of your life force, they'll be good.
No, let ME touch him!!!
CULTS over the toxins.
Male nudity never disappoints. Throw some facial hair in there and you've found the pot of gold.
RAVENS over the arm pitts. Just ask Dave.
This album cover is just ok until you realize his name is Devastatin' Dave, then you question life a little bit, crawl in to a corner and weep bitterly, clean your pores out with a salt scrub and realize.... yes, he really is in fact Devastatin'.
FALCONS over pantzers. The Vicks have something to play for here and the pants lack a QB. Plus if anyone is a "Man O War" it's Michael Vick.
These are vicious, violent, dangerous men of war and they have the backing of an anothology. Imagine the sweet, sweet honey to the ears found on this compact disc. (I think I said something about male nudity earlier). These men are suited up in their thongs fighting against the atrocities of fully clothed men. The harvest is plentiful and the workers are few.
BEARS will handle the lions with their second stringers. I know what you're thinking, the Bears aren't sitting their starters, but take a look at the injury report.
These are the people you're playing for. Screw failure's not an option. Is failure even possible?
JAGS all over the pats. This is one of those weeks the jags will show up. You never know when they'll come to play. Just like you'll never know when this guy will kill you.
As deadly as they come, is there a better bond villian than Odd Job?
SAINTS over the battered giants. Remember the question I just asked....
I stand corrected. Elijah Manning meet Jaws. "Sir I believe that coat belongs to Mr. Gilmore."
POOPs handle the buca-de-pippos at home.
TITS over the bills. Check out the bills new uniform:
Stylish and practical, what more can they want. If what they say about fashion going in cycles is true, than leiterhosen are due for a pass sometime soon, but only YOU can help bring it back.
9ers over the cards. In the tale of the lost season, the 9ers will triumph. We expect both these teams to show up next year, but here's a quick summary of both these franchises as they are now:
Any questions?
CHARGERS over the s'hawks. The chargers are pretty good, almost as good as this:
Michael Bay, the man has a creative motor that never stops.
Bung-holes over the broncos.
Now if you'll please be silent and give the floor to Marty McFly, tapered jeans and hover board (man do I want one of those).
COWGIRLS or the eaglettes. Tomo Romo made the pro-bowl?!? I think I may chuck gordita with ranch sauce.
Walker....when cowboys were real men, instead of those modern day limp-wristed ninnies!
JETS over the finnies. It'll look like this...
Drink my pet. Drink and have your fill. This kinda looks like what the Bears did to the NFC North.
Now get outta my face...
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