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This week it's time to snaz things up a bit. Each match-up will be related to a classic nintendo, superhero or Sci-fi match-ups:

1 Seattle vs. KC, Don Flamingo (#1) vs. Bald Bull (#2), Seattle is like Don in the first coming. Before the injury bug bit they were Don #2. They looked good on paper but still had many holes that they covered up well. Now with the injuries they're not covering them up any more. KC is like the second coming of Bald Bull. They're not invincible, but they're much better and Trent will be back soon. Expect Bull to slap pretty boy Don around the ring... KC wins

2 San Fran vs. BEARS, Cyclops vs. Magneto, Fran is cyclops trying to walk into Magneto's steel encased fortress to sting him a couple of times with his whimpy laser. Cyclops will come out very agressive trying to create a shootout, but Magneto won't have any. He'll trap cyclops in the corner and repeatedly drop cars on him until he joins the cause....BEARS w/ the W

3 Ravens vs. SAINTS, Mystique vs. Spiderman, the Ravens are mysytique, they'll be trying to trick you that they're something that they aren't. They take on many disguisess, but in reality they are a smothering D, nothing more. The saints are a Peter Parker who just go bitten by the spider and has realized his powers. He's not sure about all he can do, but he's a rising force. He does still need time to develope. Spidey wins this in a very tuff battle...SAINTS

4 TEXANS vs. tits, Ace vs. Gary (of the ambiguosly gay duo), The texans are Ace and the tits are Gary. They'll slap each other around and get a few questionable tickles in there. In the end it'll all be good gay, "happy" fun....TEXANS prevail

5 cards vs. PACK, Anakin vs. Obi-wan, a student vs. master duel featuring young, rash, padawan Anakin (Leinart) vs. an older, past his peek Master Kenobi (Farve). After a close, tuff match the jedi master's wisdom will prevail..PACK

6 tampa vs. GIANTS, Dhalsim vs. Ryu, There will be a lot of fireballs cast all over the place, some will hit, in the end Ryu's hand to hand skills will overwhelm the yoga master Chucky...NY

7 atl vs. BENGALOOS, Deangelo vs. Chad, Nightcrawler vs. Wolverine, while wolverine (cinci) does talk a lot of smack he is a very good tough fighter with incredible regeneration ability. Nightcrawler is very mobile and will land a lot of blows, but can't land the big one. In the end Logan guts it out and sinks his claws in...CINCI

8 JAX vs. PHILLY, Mr. Freeze vs. Batman, Freeze will make it tuff for the bat to move, but in the end the bat has too many tricks up his sleeve...PHILLY

9 st louie vs. SAN DIEGO, Baraka vs. Scorpion, Baraka has nasty claws, but Scorpion can launch his cable into your chest while saying "get over here" and then hit you with an uppercut. Plus Scorpion has performance enhancing "supplements." In the end Scorpions prevails and performs an Animatality...BOLTS

10 PITT vs. oak, Donkey Kong vs. Waluigi (mario tennis). Waluigi (oak) is gangly and fun to look at, but doesn't really have the chops. DK will power that ball all over the court to a certain victory...STEAL KURTIN

11 COLTS vs. Bronc, mace windu vs. Dooku. A dual of two great jedi masters, but Windu's offensive skills with a sabre are too much for the Count and eventually a few sabre blows will get through..COLTS

12 JETS vs. stools, E Honda vs. Zangief. The big russian has the physical tools that he should be good, but he just doesn't know how to execute. Honda will use and abuse the 100 hand slap...JETS

13 cowboys vs. PANTHURRS, TO vs. Smith. Slimer (ghost busters) vs. Flash Gordan. Slimer is good, but he just leaves a big mess of slime every where he goes and eats everything in his path. Flash is just plain awesome and he covers a lot of ground. It'll get messy, but flash will pull it off....PANTS

14 PATS vs. vikes, Tom vs. Darren. The Nothing vs. Colosass. Colosass is tuff but the Nothing just gets in there, picks you apart and saps your morale. In the end the nothing brings about destruction...PATS