Week 7 - BUTTER Side Down

Has a game as insane as the Bears - Cards ever been played in the history of the NFL. Since when do Middle Linebackers take over a game. I know QB's do, but an MLB: 2o tackles, 1 forced fumble, 2 deflected passes. Urlacher went insane and lead a 21 point defensive strike. I know you Bear haters out there were loving that struggle, but the "do the Bears have an O" debate will have to be on hold for a week.

Imagine you woke up trapped helplessly trapped in the web of a ferocious spides. The spider crawls over to you with a pipe drawn in his mouth and offers you a challenge. If he wins the challenge you must lead him to a center of human life for him to feed. If you win you will be set free. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is to name the winners of week 7 in the NFL. "How does the mockingbird sing so sweet," or "the mighty eagle fly with such precision and grace," or "the mighty lion rule the jungle with courage and justice," you may ask. As such, you also ask how the Butter makes picks with such accuracy. Take heart, padawan, for the answers to these questions are not for you to know. The answer that leads to your freedom is to follow:

Bolts
Jugguars - Byron will tourch the texans secondary and have time for a country fried steak with sawmill gravey
Beng-holes - Look for a rebound from Rosey-Palms Palmer after a crushing Bucs blow
Jets - for the jets this game is like bowling 3 feet away from the pins and only having to knock down 1 to win.
Pack - the classic Farve - Harrington bout, welcome back to the NFC glory days Joey
Pats
Eagles - Eagles will score 60 out of rage this week
Steal-ers - Tiramisu is a delicious Italian desert, just thought you'd like to know
Broncs
Cards - A hard loss for them(both game and season), but as bad as the Bears played they (Cards) did show that they're not a push-over team, a-hem, at home. Time to go for that majestic #2 win over the poop in your adult diaper Oakie rah-rahs
C-Hawks - should be a pretty good contest, viks will keep it close, but their inability to score will eat em up in the end
Colts - I'd like to pick upset here, but the Colts are at home and will post some #'s, look for a big game from corn-bread Portis
Giants - I'd like to take a moment to offer congrats to Shockey for sticking with his glorious hockey mullet

Dear Rex,
I know you've been wounded little cub, but go home and find rest and comfort. For a new sun rises and the bad moon sets.