MOD - Week 3

One of my favorite shows growing up was "My Two Dads" starring Paul Reiser and Staci Keanan. I won't go into the quality of this show but I will merely mention that the theme of my picks this week is "My Two Mother$%&*ing Dads"




"My Two Dads are Rex Grossman and Brad Johnson. Kids always teased me about the age difference of my two dads but it eventually stopped after I started playing for my high school football team. I have a girlfriend named Regina who plays on the Badminton team! This week, my dads are playing each other and I have to go with my younger Dad on this one. Rex has superior arm strength, plus he got me this advertisement with the "Got Milk" campaign. Bears by 7! "









"Hey there brothers in Christ! My two dads are super Christian Jon Kitna and super everything Brett Favre. I am currently playing for my church football team, The Bethelem Bisons!, which doesn't require us to hit people. I love the team and my two dads which support me in everything I do. This week I have to go with my dad Jon Kitna. Super Christians just have what it takes to pull it out in the end. Lets just pray for no injuries and a great game for all involved. God Bless!"







"Hey Kiddos, It's me Carson Roethlisberger. My dad's are playing each other this week and although I almost lost my dad Ben this summer, Carson just can't shut up about his knee problems. I told him he's lucky to have a partner still seeing the severity of Ben's injuries and he quickly embraced me and told me to never take either of them for granted ever again. I like the Bengals chances this weekend so I will go with them. Look at my beard beoches, it's coming in!"

"Fo Shizzle my WDYL Wizzers! It's yo boy Daunte Collins comin at yat from the Bling Bling Nation Capital of the World! Daunte and Kerry have a tizzight game goin on this Sundayz and me and my homies are going with Daunte and his Dolphinz! Recogniz the power of the bling!

"Howdy partners, it's David Brunell here and boy am I workin up a sweat thinking about this weekend's big game between my two dad's Mark Brunell and David Carr. I think I have to go with my older Dad Mark due to the charming perfect complextion he gave me. Either way, I'm one sexy dude..... wink wink call me ;-)"






"Hey kids, if there was one thing I learned after losing my hair in the 5th grade is to never give up hope. The same can be said about my dad Eli Manning. Eli never gives up and neither did my other dad Matt in the Super Bowl last year. I'm super pumped for this Sunday's game between my dad's and I think you should too. I am going to go with Seattle on this one due to the fact that I'm a huge Queensryche fan!"

"If you don't know me by now, you will... JP Pennington's the name, don't wear it out. You scrubs are so easy to make fun it makes me sick. Get a life all you wanna be JP Penningtoners. Well, my two dad's JP and Chad are playing each other and even though I could beat the crap out of both of these losers I guess I have to pick some sort of winner. We'll go with the Bills because green is a sissy color."






"I know what you are thinking and yes it is real. With genes like this, how could you not have the swettest Uni-bro ever. I thank my dad Kurt more than my other dad Marc. Kurt gives me the strength to sport a 5 oclock shadow as well. Anyways, I'm picking my Cardinals to pick apart my Rams this week. Either way, be sure to head down to the Wrangler this weekend to catch me and my buddies doing shots and downing as much domestic taps we can muster. I'm gonna get deerunk!"







"Heeey there, Peyton Leftwich once again. Just taking some time here to let you know how my dad Peyton is going to beat my other dad Byron this weekend. Growing up in an inter-racial family was not too bad at all. I got to drink beers in 40 oz containers and 12 oz containers. Yes, my nose is quite large and my lips are big but they lips wereamade for kissin"






"Tom Plummer not only dresses for success, Tom Plummer also produces NFL winners like Tom Emanski produces back to back to back AAU national champions. Tom loves the Patriots this week due to the fact that Tom Plummer respects the stache."

Other couples in play this weekend:

Chris Simms and Jake Delhomme. Look out for this cutie coming soon, Chris is expecting in late Winter 07. This little guy likes the Panthers since Buccaneers is too many syllabes for him to prounouce just yet.

Steve McNair and Charlie Frye. These two don't have any baby plans just yet. Charlie wants to work on his career first. Steve wants to win this weekend and will.

Donovan McNabb and Alex Smith. The bitter breakups have been too much for this couple and therapy is the last resort. Donovan gets the upper hand in this session and Alex gets put into a straight jacket.

Drew Brees and Michael Vick. Drew and Mike have had some fertility issues to deal with. It seems like Mike isn't as fertile as he needs to be. He is currently on the fertility drug that helped produce the septuplets a few years back. With Mike this determind, I can't see how he will lose Monday night. Go Falcors!