Saturday, September 30, 2006

Butter - Week 4

First I have to give Lars props on being a very good fairweather fan. How is it that you are a Bolts and Pats fan? Please don't start cheering for the Bears, they don't need any bad karma. Why aren't you cheering for any teams that suck? In the intrest of being fair I'll drop the hammer on a few others. Hey Tim, remember that time my little brother Alex merclessly slaughtered you in NFL BLITZ on N64 at the ripe young age of 8 with a Packer's game type score of 42 - 7. You were so disturnbed that you went home and practiced to beat the young child. How about the time Ben Stahl came to my brother's bachelor party. Hey MOD, remember that time we were playing tackle football in the snow on a church retreat and some girls wanted to play. So you clotheslined Paul Berg's current wife Brook. You really can be an evil A...but I love you for it. Hey Berg's, what about bare Sandy hugs.

OK enough of that. On to the picks.

San Fran - They'll emerge the winner of the "Fecal Bowl," KC needs an O-Line
Miami
Dallas - Somebody needs a hug
Indy
Minn - I have a man-crush on Brad Johnson's safe cerebral style of play
Baltimore - Steve McGramma has it in him still
Carolina - I think the Panthers are overrated and New Orleans is underrated, but the Steve Smiths will win at home
Atlanta
St. Louie
Cleveland
Jax
Cinci - The Pat's era is at an end
Chicago - I wish they could be tested to the limit this week against a fully functioning Seahawks sqaud, maybe God'll rethink healing Shaun
Philly - This a a fantasy player's dream match-up

1 comment:

DecentDestroyer said...

No mercy on the football field. I'm horse collaring Mother Theresa if she wants in a game of snow football.